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hope you aren't english pal

fucking vore me

invite him for one

Want drugs right NOW

400mg codeine down the hatch and 800mg lyrica straight up the shitter

I'm not Northern Irish I just find you """irish"" people who live in the UK and use money with the Queen's head on it more quasi-British than anyone on that island. How could you be so cucked?
Half English

sue

how do you obtain such high amounts of codeine x

crying today

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acetone washed speed is almost coke level and lasts longer

recommend it to fellow degenerates

had one of these for dessert today
it's ice cream with red bean paste, glutinous rice, in some vaguely ice cream cone tasting package
wasn't too bad for like ￥5

why does it show you as non-english if you're half english mate

maybe you have a lifejacket too, or are stuck in a small boat so you just float there

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I had a stim overdose before and it felt like my heart had grown to the size of a hot air balloon and like it was being poked by a fire poker. My head also felt really heavy and I was so warm, never felt so warm in my life.

help a semi-autist out?

asking my housemate to unload the washing machine after leaving their clothes in there for an hour isn't being a dick is it? just want to wash some of my own shit now

i asked politely and they said yes sure but i worry about petty shit like that

managed to cock that one up

>7% italy
Rome'ed

fuck off

i heard they just give you benzos in hospital

is this true?

rome was vaguely multicultural, therefore white people should give all of their money to coloured people

ask him once more and if he doesn't within the next half hour, just dump it out in a bag for life and put it in front of his room

only in 1mg doses

Fuck my heart. Need to get another girlfriend before I go mad.

bf but im really thirsty and hungover

nah, they just forgot probably, the no 1 rule of sharing a house is don't assume your roommates are being malicious, assume they're just stupid

Just buy a box of 32nurofen plus
submerge the tablets in hot water, not too hot but hot enough to dissolve them, wait until they dissolve then stir. Use about 200ml of water.
then put it in the freezer for 20 minutes
take it out, get a t-shirt and soak it in water
get a glass and use the t shirt as a funnel and pour the water with nurofen through it. Then squeeze the remaining juices out of the t-shirt
throw in two nytols and add some sprite and you've just made lean
cold water seperates codeine from iburoprofen

youtube.com/watch?v=aJTsgOeBVS4

unload it yourself and put it in the machine

if you want something doing, do it yourself

fizzy pop won't quench your thirst

*jumps into your mouth and wiggles my way down your throat*

Any tracksuit man in? Might go sit outside the local offiie

are there any white females in papua new guinea

I didn't go to hospital because I had 400 clonzolams. I had to pop 6 of them and yeah they do that's how you know the myth of not being able to mix uppers and downers isn't true

runt

I'd imagine the only white women are in embassies

or in cooking pots

>thirsty and hungover
drink water not pop you bent runt
no wonder you're hungover because you don't know how to hydrate yourself

I'd heem you if you came into my local offie

fuck wrong guy meant to reply to
I dunno it's weird. Just shows that most people that think they are English aren't even English, very strange.
Could just be brytonnic genes though the inhabitants of GB before anglo-saxon invasion

My mom always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

if you can stomach it, drink salty water when hungover. replaces all that lost sodium

i always take benzos for the comedowns

wouldnt do stims without them

A few. Mostly older and their with husbands.
Only young single ones are only here for a really short time.

NOT gonna date a darkie. Only sex.

>Northern Irish
Doesn't exist.

>literal paki trying to call anyone "cucked"
lmao

sounds like a terrible idea

*goes to the saltwater shop*
good afternoon sir, have you any saltwater?

the gf is getting really dysphoric about her penis again

Stim and benzo combo is the ultimate cheat code for life. Insane confidence and it negates the side effects of the stimulants. so good. I'd cut a finger off for a lifetime supply of dextroamphetamine and temazepam

Drink soda water instead. Easier to drink and still has a nice lebel of sodium.

yeh

need a musky husky gf (male)

>only 15 countries have embassies in Paupa New Guinea
mental
thought it would be less

what are some good things to wank to?

>>literal paki
ummm no sweetie this is my genes. you wish you were 1/3 viking:
>living in the UK while being Irish
lamooooooo

oh okay just thought there was an easier way to get pure codeine but yeah will try with co-codamol at one point because its cheap and the youtube tutorial guy does it on co-codamol

400mg seems like a lot though, is it? on 50mg i was pretty happy

same socks as me

call the king a bender

Can people tell if my (short) hair is greasy?

Jag XF or E class coupe lads

femboy foxes

Trap doujins

This country is run by overseas workers. Mostly Aussies.
Guess that's the reason.

also surprised literal Who: The Countries also give a shit about PNG

did this at a job interview yesterday. possibly on your advice. felt like a chad

i am downloading some new gay porn to make webms so check the threads later x

might look like gel or something if you style it, but just wash it

>showing the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle how to do something on her PC
>accidentally touch my leg against hers
>she doesn't move away from me and leaves it there

You can order pure codeine syrup on boots' website. sometimes you can get morphine too look
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400mg is a lot but I have tolerance and 50mg is too little imo. Next time try 200mg, see why opiates are amazing. You'll nod on that dose.
Nodding is the single greatest feeling ever

she was frozen in fear
you were possibly so greasy that she was stuck to you

it was my advice, did it go well?
Yes, jesus just wash it's not hard and having greasy hair is disgusting alternatively use conditioner and you won't have greasy hair even wityhouyt washing for days

so it's like the UAE but poor as fuck?

it looks awful when washed though

...

so you need a haircut

is opiate nodding as good as tired nodding and listening to music bc that is amazing when you are half fighting urself to stay awake but feels so good to not be awake and you got the amazing music on and it's like so nice

for me its emma roberts

poo

>you wish you were 1/3 "viking"
Go be with your brethren.

I live in Ireland while being Irish.

Right lads, lay your bets.

What do you think the "suspicious item" that has caused the M3 to be closed since 4am is?

I handed her a sheaf of post-it-notes yesterday and when she took them from me she touched my hand more than she needed to

her fingers are so soft

poo

good post

>morphine
very nice x

cornetto

Got no idea about UAE, but it's poor af and violent.

Watched a man bash a woman almost unconscious today.

yeah, felt ultra confident and articulate. great combo

dragon dildos

Dead Irishman

Xbox shipped in from Denmark

i'm more of an evanna man

A car

shes probably realised youre constantly hovering over her like a twat and feels sorry for you
unless youre good looking

is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

john terry

>Next time try 200mg
Bad advice. If 50mg makes him feel good why bother. (I found around 120-180 was my sweet spot.)

>tfw prescribed 60mg pure tablets

other way round, overseas workers in UAE do the low level runt jobs
overseas workers in PNG (like our aussie engineer friend) do the jobs that guinean monkeys don't have the brainpower to do

My dad has been to the UAE a few times for work and he said the Africans and sub-continentals do all the blue collar jobs, the whites do all the white collar jobs, and the locals get the money

cheers la'