Racist jokes thread

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
>Father's day

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
>A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

This type of shit. Let's get going.

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Whats the worst part of dating a japanese chick?

[spoiler] When you break up you gotta drop the bomb twice [/spoiler]

Only one? Really?

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can someone post these i only have this one

Why don't they let black babies play in the sandbox?
>because the cats keep trying to bury them

What the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

A black kid asks his mother, "Mama, what's capitalism?"

"Well, son, that's when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you knows, like free cell phones, Section 8, EBT cards, WIC, free healthcare, an utility subsidy".

"But Mama, don't the white people get pissed off about that?"

"Sure they do, that's called racism!"

>Hey man, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.

Oh, really? Shoot, that sucks man!

>Yeah, he fell out of the sniper tower.

Alright, so there's a black man and a mexican in a car. Who's driving?
>The police officer.

>How do you fit twelve Jews in a car?
2 in the front seat, three in the back seats, and seven in the ashtray.

>What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?
The table can support a family of four

>What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
"Nigga put that shit down!"

>What's faster than the nigger carrying your TV
His brother with your computer.

Sp00k warning next time, please. I almost fell out of my chair.

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What do you call a black in a bar?
>A chicken

Why don't they let blacks in the bank?
>They kept stealing le pen

What did the black do in the street?
>He potholed

Why can't blacks swim?
>Because chicken bones kept getting caught in the drain.

Why don't black people like tall buildings?
>Because Michael Bolton music.

Why do black people like watermelon?
>Because snickers bars are too advanced for them. Too much nougat.

What do you call a tube of chocolate chip cookie dough?
Nigger jail bait.

>How do you fit twelve Jews in a car?

You can only fit 5.

2 in the front, 3 in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened

>Denying mankind's greatest achievement
Let me believe that the Jews lost at least once.

Why do lions lick each other's assholes?
>to get the taste of nigger out of their mouth

>88
And they will lose again

What do you call a black dump truck driver?
>Inmate 6413

What do you call a black guy in a fancy restaurant?
>I don't know, no one has ever tried!

A black guy gets on a city bus and asks to be let off on 3rd St.

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How do you kill a nader?
Throw a beer off a cliff.
How do you kill the whole tribe?
6 pack

What's long and black?
The unemployment line.
How do you keep niggers from hanging out in your front yard?
Hang em in the back instead.
What do you do when you see your TV floating across the room?
Yell DROP MY TV NIGGER

Why do sailors paint their ships black?
So they won't tip.

>alaska
damn son

All of the above, proof Sup Forums isn't actually racist, poorest quality jokes I've ever heard.

Why is there cotton in Tylenol? So niggers remember they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How are niggers and apples alike?

They both hang from trees.

Is that real?

Yes, niggers use to pick cotton.

you know there's a black guy in my family tree right?
>he's still hanging there

how was copper wire invented?
>two jews split a penny

why are there so many trees in harlem?
>transportation

how many polaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb
>2, one to screw it in the other to sue it

how do you drown a polak
>put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

how do you start a riot in brooklyn?
>roll a quarter down a hill

how do you stave a black man?
>put his food stamps under his work boots

A white guy, a black guy, and a mexican are sitting at a bar. A genie pops out of one of the bottles of beer they are drinking and offers to grant each one of them a wish.
>the black guy wishes for a perfect land and for all people of color to be separated from white people forever
>he and all other blacks and assorted people of color are instantly transported to this magical place
>the mexican guy wishes for an impenetrable wall to be built around this paradise so that no white man may ever enter this magical kingdom
>the mexican is too instantly transported to his new home in the magical place
>the genie asks the white man what he wants, but he first asks for a better description of this wall, is it really impenetrable? is the land really separating them from all white people forever?
>the genie says yes
>the white man says "fill it with water"

Perfect desert camo

Spooky.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?
A thief.

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a nigger.

What's the difference between 6 million jews and 6 million dollars?

>When you lose 6 million dollars you actually feel grudge

No. Not falling for that one again. I remembered in time.

niggermania.com/niggerjokes/

enjoy niggers

My guess, 20 minutes later she was visiting a hospital after getting sun poisoning.
youtube.com/watch?v=-abarM4R_2o

>"waaaaaaa i left my house for the first time in months and black people made fun of me, better go on Sup Forums and spout racist bullshit from my basement"

trip fag

What did the little nigger child see when he looked up his family tree?
A gorilla throwing shit at him

Who was the first Black Man in college?
The Janitor

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

What was the first source of motorized power on boats?
Stick the nigger's lips in the water and stomp on his nuts.

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What's with all these copypasted reddit jokes?

A truck driver transporting a trailer full of black bowling balls was heading from Texas to Georgia. On the way, he noticed a car had stalled on the roadside and it just so happened that the occupants were two black men. He offered them a ride in the trailer to the closest service station and they hopped right in. A little further down the road he was stopped by a police officer to check his load, to which he obliged and opened the back of the trailer. Upon seeing the contents of the container he rushed back to his patrol car and radioed in for a no stop escort. When dispatch asked what was the situation, the officer responded, "I've got a truckload full of nigger eggs and two have already hatched, I sure as shit don't want any more of that brood in my state"

scared the fucking shit out of me

i dont get it.

There's a negress on the left

lel i love the word negress and yeah i just saw it.

Its right up there with nigglet.

Difference between a jewish sauna and a regular sauna?

5000 degrees

Jeez that got me

Why do black jews have it bad?

Because they have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

>Juan-on-Juan

Why do Jews get circumcised?

>Shebrews can't resist anything that's 10% off.

What do you call a black doctor?

A nigger

>Triple-double

They were fucking terrible cunt.

why do black people stink?
>so blind people can hate them too

why do black people run so fast?
>all the slow ones are in jail

why is life like a bowl of jellybeans?
>nobody likes the black ones

why do black people like basketball?
>it involves running, shooting and stealing

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.

Welcome newfriend

look whos talking m8 that was lame as fuck

get out of my country

you see you Refrigerator floating away in the middle of the night.
>What do you say?
Nothing, that's a big ass Niger!!

A black and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?

The police

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I love this shit.
youtu.be/Skuv_DF8nIY

Why did they put a aboriginal on the two dollar coin?

So children do put it in their mouths!

Is this some reddit humour?

Why do Jews have larger noses?

Because air is free.

Why did they make the aus $2 coin so thick?

So the queen cant smell the abo on the back

What is the only name unacceptable to give to a new born black baby boy?

>Da-dee

Why do all blacks, spics and jews deserve to be genocided?

Because fuck all minorities, the white man is superior!

Why do blacks have white palms?

Everyone has a little bit of good in em.

Why does Beyonce say "to the left, to the left"

Cuz blacks have no rights

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

>Will the defendant please rise

Why are black dads considered super heroes?

>they all have the power of invisibility

How do you make a stealth plane for $120?

>Put a black dad on a Delta flight to Ohio

what's the difference between a negro and a car tyre?

>the tyre doesn't sing Blues if you put it in chains

What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
>One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.

85% of black males say they enjoy sex in the shower.
>The other 15% haven’t been to prison yet

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout?
>The boy scout always comes back from his camp

how are black people and tornados similar?
>It only takes one to ruin a neighbourhood

why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? >Because everyone who can swim, run, or jump is already in USA

Fucking kek. Next level shit.

what does a black man and sperm have in common?
>Only 1 in a million works

whats long and hard on a black man?
>The first grade

what do black guys have that is double size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
>Their criminal record

why do jews like watching porn movies backwards?
>Because they like the part where prostitute give money back

why are black people hard to see at night?
>Because prisons don't allow visitors after dark

A negro walks in with a frog attached to his forehead.
>Doctor: how the fuck did this happen?
>Frog: i don't know, it all started with a mole on my ass


what do you get when you mix an octopus and a negro?
>i don't know, but it sure picks cotton nicely

what is the only positive thing in black people?>HIV test

what is the difference between a black guy and an elevator?
>An elevator can raise a child

whats the best way to keep a black man confused?
>Ask his father's name

why do black guys have red eyes after sex? >Pepper spray

whats a mexican's favourite sport?
>Cross country

how does a black man get into a legal business?
>Through the window

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What separates the man from the beast ?
The Mediterrannea.

>>>/reddit/

What did an Alabama police officer say when he saw a negro shot 15 times?
>this is the worst case of suicide i've ever seen

What's the difference between a Red Cross field hospital and an ISIS training camp?

>I don't know either, I just fly the drone.

>Because chicken bones kept getting caught in the drain.

A black guy works at a bar, when a chinese walks in and yells from the door: get me a beer, nigger!
The black guy, still calmly, asks him what is the reason for insulting him, and tells him to stand behind the bar to see how it feels like being insulted for no reason, and the chinese agrees.
The black guy walks in and yells from the door: get me a beer, you gook!
and the chinese yells back: we don't serve no stinking niggers here!

A jew with an erection walks into a wall, he breaks his nose

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Well this only only works if you can understand german.

What do you call a Mexican without a car? Car-los

kek
Those win the thread.

hah

What do bicycles and niggers have in common?
>They both need chains to work

a negro family, feeling tired of all the racism and oppression heard that there is a river, the one you swim across it and you become white.
after a few days of travelling they finally got to it, and the storm that's been going for a few days now had filled the river with massive amounts of water, it's all muddy, the tree trunks of over 3 feet in cross section, branches and all kinds of debris float, a fucking wild river.
so the daddy negro says a short prayer and jumps into a water and starts to swim. almost drowned and got hit with a few floating branches but managed to get to the other side, and he did indeed turned white.
so mommy negro is next, says a prayer, kisses her children goodby just in case and jumps in. she swims and swims, but the river is strong. the whirls are spinning her and all kinds of debris are hitting her but she swam across, and did indeed turned white.
now it's the kid's turn, they say the prayer, hold their hands and jump in the water. they start swimming but the current is so strong, it's still raining and they are giving their best but it just won't do it... they cry for help: daddy, daddy, please help us! and daddy says:
>die you filthy niggers

A black guy told me that first one.

Alaska?

How are Mexicans and cue balls similar?

The harder you them the more English you get out of them.

Meh, fuck you.

You don't deserve those numbers, Paco

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-How do you save a nigger from drowning

-I don't know

-Good


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One day people in china organize a doppledanger contest.
Everybody win

>sun poisoning
>sun poisoning
>sun poisoning
>sun poisoning
>sun poisoning
Burger education strikes again.
SUN CANNOT POISON YOU, DUMB TWAT!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the filthy nigger's house.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

The chicken