There is no such thing as ayy lmaos, they are actually space nazis

Here's a wierd thought, what if the Rosewell crash wasn't caused by aliens and aliens don't exist but actually they were nazis.
What if the Juden shot them down?
What if all the pictures and cavepaintings of UFOs are actually time traveling nazis?

Does Hitler have one final ace and solution up his sleeve?

What is your reaction if you saw an ayyy seig hiel?

>inb4 /x/
Ut has to do with nazis

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Allah.
A11AH.

Apollo 11.
Adolf Hitler.

Somehow, space rockets get sent back in time. The Nazi V2 being the first real rocket of the current era.

That's why you never see pictures of Allah.

It also explains why Christianity and Communism are so similar.

Ich möchte glauben

But Nazis were National Socialists.

Also what is A11AH spacecraft you speak of?

ayyy heil hitler

I wonder if humans first contact with other intelligent lifeforms was with nazis

What if that merchant posting signal was the nazis trying to contact us?

Here's the turth:

Nazis were looking for a people on earth they assumed to be descendet from. It all started with the Thule society, a club concerned with the studies of metaphysics and also esoterics, which the Nazis then grew out of in colaboration with other experts of their respective fields such as physicians, pyhsicists, economicists... they all saw their interests being protected by the party.

The error they did in their efforts to find their ancestors was they looked at the matter from a solely materialistic viewpoint, so they weren't able to find ''the people'', despite having come across them already.

In their anthropoligcal studies they located the Urheimat in central/ south Asia. Both having been or currently being controlled by Turkic peoples. Same is the case for Germany, which was Hunnic at a time.

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youtube.com/watch?v=cIoJRXm9tdA

So basically nazis found the Ubermensch but completely missed it?

I guess I can believe that
what's your point though?

Thatvs what I asked him also what anime is that from?

Wrong
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_celestial_phenomenon_over_Nuremberg

Looks like someone watched Iron Sky:

youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc

Great premise, poorly executed.

This is how early Turks saw it:

Göktanri
=> Celestial omnipotence (essence of the universe)

Göktürk
=> Celestial Turk (sent down from the sky)


You can make your own studies with this knowledge.
Many people will get similar results indepedently from another.

>he doesn't know about watamote

the moment i saw the nigger and the blonde girl i knew the kikes would make them a couple

its so predictable at this point its not even funny anymore

I want to know what watamote is. Is it that anime where a moe depressed grill tries to fug a bepis?

So they had a war? Against the space turks?

Yeah, that part had really no reason to exist. The whole "lets send the first black person (who is an actor in the movie) to the moon was kind of funny in an ironic way, but they ended up shoehorning the black dude and the beautiful blonde german woman for no real reason other than "hurr nazis, hurr love knows no race", which is true in its own right, but every shitty film just HAS to have its quota of blacks.

I don't know how asian actors are so unrepresented in hollywood since every time I go to USA there's asian (including pajeets) people literally everywhere. They're usually hard working and quiet, unlike niggers or some hispanics.

>I have stopped my videogaming hobby because the jews are shoving this in to gaming too
>tried migrating into different hobbies like board gaming only to see that shit for real

I usually didn't give a fuck if the movie or game or whatever was good, but nowadays it's like holy fuck.

One of my favorite book series, The Dark Tower series, will have Idris Elba as Roland. Now, Elba is a good actor and he'll probably do a good job as the main character, but why the fuck did they cast a black dude for a role that the books specifically mentions looks like fucking Clint Eastwood and has issues with other people (specially a black woman) because he's white. It's in the fucking plot.

Now, imagine if a white man took the role of a character who is black. Imagine the outrage. WE WUZ WHITEWASHED IN SHIET

we werent ayy lmaos you stupid diaspora trash

hitler had respect and interest for us because of other reasons but you are right about these reasons being esoteric

Remember Death Note the anime? They are making a western live action movie where "L" (a true genius for those who dont know) is played by a nigger

I don't mind nogs in gaming either when it isn't hamfisted and part of a BLACKED love story. I loved playing GTA San Andreas Storyline.

Just look at Battlefield 1, it's not the World War I, it's World War Nog, there is little to no white men IN A FUCKING WORLD WAR I GAME REEEEEE

Same here ive completely dropped gaming.

The Mass Effect Series is what broke me. When having a interracial gay relationship with your shuttle pilot is a bigger priority than fleshing out your stories conclusion then something went completely wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=Au1ZqdwR23s

You can understand sent down from the sky in various ways.
Göktürk, Göktanri are facts.

>diaspora
We're a nomadic culture you idiot.

wait im confused
then who was kangz?

>I loved playing GTA San Andreas Storyline

It was fitting in San Andreas but felt forced in GTA V because they obviously had no plans to make it about niggers this time and the nig and few gang mission felt extremely tagged on

>Just look at Battlefield 1, it's not the World War I, it's World War Nog

And everyone seems to be fucking fine with it. Did you see their E3 promotion where they invited all those niggers to promote it. Fucking insane

when they fuck with Japanese stuff really triggers me. The Jews fear the Samuri

I would understand Asian casting because it's from Asia, but Nogs I don't. Like you already have a minority cast if you cast asians, why would you need a nigger?

>the GTA 5 nog felt unnessisary
I agree, it was trying to be a pseudo-sequal to GTA SA but wasn't. GTA V's story was kind of crappy in general all honesty
>No one had a problem with it
It's because SJWs and liberal normies are the gamers now. If your going to add nogs in WWI game at the very least make it fucking optional.

Look how cucked Sup Forums is

I fucking hate this anti-white propoganda in videogames now and it isn't going to end soon.

What finally broke me was both Battlefeild 1 and Watch Dogs 2. The propoganda was so fucking blatlant yet everyone ate it up

I can already see a remake of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly when Clint Eastwood dies with some black dude as Blondie.

I mean, look what they did with Ghostbusters. They're females now and even the original Ghostbusters are shilling the movie and have cameos because they were gonna get sued if they disagreed (at least Bill Murray was).

>The Good, the Bad, and the Nigger
REEEEEE DON'T FUCK WITH WESTERNS YOU KIKES
>Female Ghostbusters
This pissed off my dad so much he has started saying how the Hitler should have won and how the Jewish medis is ruining everything. He has already redpilled 2 people since this incident

>WE WUZ KÖNIG

In all seriousness, there is a possibility.

If you remember the Germans strategy for winning the war, Hitler, Bohrman, and the others stated the key was in Selassie and czechoslovakia.

It's the reason that Patton drove the US army into czechoslovakia at a speed that would have allowed them to take Berlin and then some. Berlin had less resistance and troops.

Also, Donitz became fuhrer for a good reason at the end of the war. The golden age of ufo sightings ended after the USSR, Britain, and the US nuked Antarctica in 1958. (Airburst ecological studies on nuclear changing of climate. The 3 nations thing is a little suspect however)

It is possible that they escaped to Antarctica at the end of the war and continued making science that included negating air buildup on fast moving aero foils. It's something we found impractical until we made electronic and electromagnetic advances so you didn't have to put a literally suction pump on the leading edge.

Everything else you stated is horseshit however. No time travelling nazis. Sightings came down to a normal historical rate (real ayylmao) after the antarctic nuking which killed the golden age of UFO's. Saucer designs are impractical, yet the suction duct basis is solid.

Makes a lot more sense when you know a little bit about tech, because the design is solid but without a way to stabilize the craft/ no glide ratio in case of power failure.

Autism in this thread is strong

2018 can't come soon enough.

So basically you are saying the nazis are defeated and their polar base was nuked? Shit man, I had a dream of going to antartica and discovering the nazi base there and maybe staying there for the rest of my life. Please tell me that isn't true and the 3rd Reich is still out there. . .

Who knows what might happen?

Wait, there is no source to your claim, can you give some please? I still have hope.

It was a part of the operation Argus tests.

Something to note is that they are the only nuclear tests done in secret. They finally revealed them in 1959.

You're going to have to do some digging as well as sift through some terrible fucking conspiracy theory websites to get the full picture. It's all up for interpretation in the end however.

As stated in my previous post, it's all possible, but the probability and actual evidence leaves a lot to be desired. It also gives a lot of evidence on why the ozone hole happened.

The atmospheric research and tests showed nothing at that time. Suddenly there was a massive hole in the ozone layer that has been shrinking ever since.

Unless a dastardly villain kidnapped the ozone and tied them to railroad tracks without a hero in the picture, having the ozone layer appear so suddenly (and have it closing despite the usage of cfc in places) makes little sense.

Nuclear blasts make much more sense.

Would be great if they were.

I have seen conspircies saying the bunker would likely be atom bomb proof. Who knows, maybe. As I said before, that one merchant posting encrypted signal could have only been done by something rather large and loud in order to be so clear. Since doing that type of shit on that sort of equipment wouldn't have gone unnoticed and would have gotten someone fired, I like to imagine it was that base or another nazi base that sent that out, letting us know they are still out there waiting.

Well I mentioned it before, I wasn't the scientist guy who figured out what equipment would be neccisary for that signal.

Yeah. Alot of evidence points towards it. Who knows. Maybe they are watching over us and is going to save us if we ever get completely fucked.

Read up on some of the postwar shenanagins.

The most plausible theory is that the postwar western R and D is made up of all nazi scientists and are actually nazi organizations at heart. Bohrman bribed the allies to take in the hierarchy that mattered.

Basically every single tech outsourcing for research is of the nazi/Krupp parent company being contracted by large military companies and pharmaceutical companies.

Still needs proofs until they're fact instead of great conspiracy theories subject to interpretation.

>Could it be that...

ABSOLUTELY YES!

(the only valid response to ayy lmao/ghost "docs" on History/Discovery/NatGeo)

These aren't ayy lmaos doc, they ar ayyyrians

Alright. That seems plausible too.

Both could be right but I'll stick with my thereoy.