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Tonight on oscars, see which celebrity can virtue signal the most!

Who will be the unfortunate white winner of the oscar?

WHo will be discriminated against?

Will YOU be at the oscars?

If not, how comfy are you?

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first for emma and mel

First for Sunlight

first for those movies suck

looks like we got a special snowflake here

kys

La La land will win everything. White power

La La Land - 9
Hell or High Water - 8.5
Manchester by the Sea - 8.5
Moonlight - 8
Lion - 7.5
Fences - 7.5
Arrival - 7.5
Hidden Figures - 5

They're pretty good to tasteless plebs that only watch a handful of movies outside of capeshit and flavor of the month horror flicks

Yes, but not only.

So you're just gonna bump every single Oscar nominee since 1927 in that category by virtue of being nominated?

guys
plz
vote
you still have time

fuck, forgot link
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If Casey doesn't win Best Actor I firebomb Los Angeles

A Man Called Ove is going to win right... right?

Don't think so

I ALREADY DID

Anyone watch the shorts this year? Are there any good ones up on youtube or dailymotion?

When will it air, my fellow fa/tv/irgins?

was about to ask the same

Does anyone have that leo greentext story from last year where he won, but had to donate his award to his wife's son because muh racism?

Live action and animation were released last night on a pack. Don't know why not documentary.
I will watch them later in the week

D R O P P E D
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THANK YOU

give me the links famalam

>Best Picture
>Hidden Figures
>0
lmao

Huppert losing to Stone tonight will be the greatest robbery in Oscar history

Nah, not even close to being close

Fuck off you dumb hipster

Saw "Jackie" and "Hacksaw Ridge". Hershlag and Garfield don't deserve nominations unless 2016 was a shit film season

So, LLL will win
>Picture
>Director
>Actress
>Photography
>Editing
>Costumes
>Song
>Sound Mixing
>Sound Editing
>Production Design
>Score

If the Goose does it, the record goes

So who will win best actor?
Hope Casey gets it, so Costance LiterallyWu will rant on twitter

MBTS > Arrival > La La land > HOHW >>>>>>>> Hidden Niggers

Haven't seen others

Dropped him back when he showed those crocodile tears in 2014

Any streams already up?

So the oscars is gonna be 1 long trump bash huh

...

ove had makeup on?

>mfw fire at sea will win the oscar for best documentary

>7 hours left

I don't want these 7 hours to end

Was Jimmy Kimmel really the best they could do?

>Who will be the unfortunate white winner of the oscar?

President Trump. Also, Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone.

WHo will be discriminated against?

President Donald Trump.

Will YOU be at the oscars?

Nope.

If not, how comfy are you?

Pretty comfortable. Thanks for asking, OP.

>actually watching this crap

Holy shit some of you are idiots.

This is a comfy thread, be away

I want Ricky Gervais to host this shit quite honestly.

>oscars start
>I pull out my cock
>Jimmy Kimmel makes an unfunny joke about trump
>I put lube on my hand
>They start with the minor awards, best 2.5D adapted Mongolian fairy-tale animated film
>I'm stroking my cock
>A nigger film wins best picture because muh white oscars
>Still stroking
>LLL wins all the technical oscars
>Don't care still stroking
>And the best actress in lead is....
>Best Emma
>Cum in my own mouth
>Go to bed satisfied

Your program has some serious time flaws

will there be a Sup Forums chat about it?

A Sup Forums chat? How about the board itself, buddy?

chats are comfyer

I'm prepared for a whole night of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=nRp1CK_X_Yw

How so?

It usually starts already with supporting actor, and obviously best picture is the final award

kek has blessed mel with a sweep

Kek is not real

Oh, I thought you were concerned with the time it takes me to cum

NIGGERS NEED TO FUCK OFF DESU SENPAI

I'm not gay

Could we get a comfy Sup Forums discord group going before we get invaded by other boards?

Go back to Sup Forums

>Sup Forums meme

Fuck off, you ugly nig.

>enters thread capslocking like a retard from Sup Forums
>claims Sup Forums is a meme

You too, go back

/lit/ reporting in

how does it feel to have the most cucked medium, Sup Forums?

Faggot, I rarely go on Sup Forums.
Sup Forums is my home board, you're the outsider.

Of course

N I G G E R

I wonder if any Mexicans will win an Oscar this year

Smart

Oh fuck yeah. This guy gets it. I want something like on a scale "Until it happens to you" but about Trump.

youtube.com/watch?v=FumGpsvr9DI

>tfw yuro
>want to watch oscars
>main shit starts at 3am here
>got to go to the gym monday morning
Been trying to fall asleep for a few hours now, but its fucking impossible.

So what do I do? Stay awake and skip tomorrow, in the hopes of seeing some new memes being born during the awards?

Most racists are, m8.

Avoid Sup Forums
Download it after work tomorrow
Watch it
Browse Sup Forums for memes/butthurt

Its what Ive been doing for the past 8 years

Where do you watch this?

>going to sleep
>ever

Al-Jazeera

Gonna have a couple of drinks and watch Jimmy Kimmel do the monologue. Depending on how funny it is will determine if I bother to watch the rest. Oh I'll also watch the red carpet to look at all the whores

>La La Land's gonna sweep
>Sup Forums's still gonna complain at all those uppity blacks getting awards for the sake of diversity

SJWs live to complain

Yeah, I reckon thats what I'll have to do. Not worth feeling like shit the next day.

>as oppose to Sup Forums who are deeply satisfied individuals who only campaign against injustices

I will watch it on twitch like all edgelords do.

>being so triggered that you don't even get that he was calling Sup Forums SJWs

Clearly you're a deeply satisfied individual.

there's a twitch stream for the oscars?

IMDB is doing some kind of live stream.

I freely admit that I live to complain at the moment
I just want a comfy Sup Forums where I can relax instead of write my dissertation or worry about how I'm gonna fund a feature-length film
/blogpost

Yeah, remember when Russel Crowe stole Denzel's Oscar, then next year Denzel stole Russel's?

Source?

youtube.com/watch?v=46hVZI15pmE

I just looked for it
-far as i can tell it's just a red-carpet stream and live-updates of the awards-winners

You'll have all the time after your range ban tonight
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who is this salami tsunami?

Anyone knows where can i watch the oscars online? I'm not from the US and in my country will only pass on cable tv.

wow, what a constructive and fantastic contribution to the thread; thank you user for that

Frenchfag too? Fuck canal+

Want to know that as well too

but hes christian you silly goose

How long until it starts? is red carpet shit already on? post link retards

What the fuck is Zucchini

>that movie about the "black" people who worked at NASA being recognized for anything

It looked like a fucking b-movie, not even Oscar bait. I swear to God, the only niggers who deserve Oscars tonight are Denzel and the guy from the gay black dude movie.

Is Casey up for any awards? Fucking loved Manchester by the sea.

fuck off if you don't know how to use google you fucking underage shit