*loses*

*loses*

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Fuck my ass.

*wins 1 state over*

delet this

LOLUMAD AZ

Shut the fuck up the sparkledogs will go far.

I mean, sports-wise, is there any identifiable difference between Arizona and, say, Delaware?

Arizona has at least one World Series....that's about it

>tfw the losing never ends

>We
wasted all our good luck on pulling off the 2001 WS

>the DBacks have a World Series

This feels unnatural, spiritually wrong somehow, like when you find out Nicolas Cage has an Oscar.

Dbacks are surprisingly decent. So I expect JD Martinez to get a monster contract and then get injured.

/OUR YEAR/
ASU may also be good next year at least a PAC-12 South title....

Nicolas Cage is unironically one of the greatest actors of all time. I'm dead serious.

>Sun Devils
>getting past the Trojans

t. newfag

low quality bait, tbqh, this isn't even the right board

>Trojans not being overrated cunts
Sun Devils are do at least one win especially after the last couple of blowout losses

>tfw eternally miserable states feel good about themselves for 1 day if they win a title but you feel good about yourself every day no matter what because you live in paradise

>all these jellt seething faggots mad at based zona are from either communist hell holes or frozen wastelands
KEK

>Sun Devils are do

>zona
>based

Is that from all your WNBA championships?

>tfw can go to flagstaff or sedona for gorgeous green canyons/mountains and lakes or go to the Grand Canyon for one of the greatest natural beauties in the world
EXALIFTING

Fuck Arizona. I'm glad they're miserable.

>can't surf
>can't ski
>can't go see quality Sup Forums

>>can't go see quality Sup Forums
not true. the teams >we play against are quality

>babby's first ASU cycle
They'll be world beaters then choke to some awful team, lose to a top ranked team and then meme their way into ruining a top ranked teams year.
This is how every "good" Sun Devils team's season goes.

>can't ski

From the best World Series of all time.

Test

Yeah guys it's terrible here, there are giant gila monsters and shit don't come here no matter what. I would advise everyone to stay clear of Arizona. I'm gonna stay so I can keep warning others to stay out for their own good.

>for you

t. Yankees fan

Why the fuck doesn't Albuquerque, the cutest city in the country, have a pro sports team

Lobos are too good.

in what sport

>arizona sports hate thread
For what purpose?

Because New Mexico is the Mississippi of the West.

But dat new mexican chile though...

Aggies>Lobos

I think because they're losers, Bob.

Flyover states can't handle the heat

>it is hot enough outside to literally kill you
>"lol pussy"

Seek help.

*chokes*

Yotes won tonight

It's called buying a water bottle you flaming faggot

if you're an average guy and you want to land girls way out of your league, go to arizona.
it's unbelievable how many hot girls are out there. and if you're a halfway attractive guy you'll be swamped with beauties.
think of it as the opposite of boston.

the women to male ratio is 5 to 1

kek

*blocks your path*

>water
>not Red Bull

GAyyyY

>red state women
Yes that's what I need, to have sex with a girl who is rigidly against abortion. That should go well.

Fuck off we're full

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hi Rawrb

I for one, love these sports teams, and have grown fully accustomed to 'almost good enough' being the highest accomplishment we can achieve.

The D-Backs 2001 WS was lightning that will not strike again.

Nigga is that the walgreens logo?

Sedna reporting

You have n o power here. we are already dead inside.

>'almost good enough' being the highest accomplishment we can achieve.
This is how sports teams are run these days.

If "almost good enough" nets the same profit as "championship," but championshp means you gotta spend a little more (i.e. cutting into profits), the owner of your team has no motivation to try harder.

All my fellow based arizona bros

Oro Valley reporting in.

Just say tucson bro don't get fancy

Post YFW Arizona makes the Final Four this year and Allonzo Trier is NPOY

Is the Payson area a good place to live bros?

I'd jump on the opportunity to move anywhere in northern AZ besides Flag 2bh

>the best team in our state is a college team

>tfw your baseball team is trash and your hockey team is moving
Move.

I didn't know qualifying for the postseason made a team trash

>your hockey team is moving
citation needed

Chandler. Ready for the Wildcats to take the Cup this Saturday.

The Astros made the post-season at least twice a decade for four decades running, and yet were considered trash until they won the title. You think one year makes you good?

Also
>citation needed
sonicsrising.com/2017/11/16/16664648/keyarena-seattle-houston-nhl

That shit is nowhere near finalization, they don't know if they're even going to relocate or expand yet, and they mentioned two other teams, and I have yet to see anything from an actual credible source

nice try

>credible source
How about the source where Coyotes ownership is Ass?

They've been ass since the very beginning, so ass that they haven't been able to move the team after several tries. Hence, they aren't going anywhere

KYS soyboy

our savior

asshurt scum devil faggot wew

Barely the United States. Old people and spics

What exactly do you think the United States is?

Spic population actually went down 3% from 2015 to 2016

Relocate the Coyotes to Houston
Relocate the Suns to Seattle
Relocate the Cardinals to St. Louis
Keep the Diamondbacks, because they actually accomplished something of note.

there, fixed the problem.

it's cause you beat the team-of-destiny yankees
the baseball gods will never forgive you

That's because the police killed them.

>his city has baseball only
Sad.

>That's because the police killed them.

Good, I hope they keep it up

Best indoor football team of all time coming though.