Heavenly Father

Heavenly Father,
grant me steadfastness in times of temptation,
grant me courage when faced with danger and difficulty, and
grant me strength and superior firepower when confronted by diversity.

Hey God here, can you shut the fuck up? I'm trying to get some damn sleep.

fucking Mormon

your 'heavenly father' literally became a JEW (circumcised and all)

>grant me strength and superior firepower when confronted by diversity.
Did you actually read what Jesus said? It doesn't sound like it.
Fuck off over to

Yeah that's the point. He chose one of the most lowly ways to live and lived around fucking Jews his whole life.

Fuck this jew shit. When you pray you should only need to say 1 sentence
>Odin, grant me victory in battle.
That's all you need to fucking say.

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Nice meme

I did read your Sup Forums post my son - you will have all the glory and appreciation on earth now since you desire it. Your prayer was for other people to read so they've read it and they appreciated you, you've got your pay, don't expect anything in heaven.

>It's not our duty to protect the faith

Heretic

Dude it's me God, geez chill the fuck out. This guys actually pretty okay once you get to know him

LARP-ing fag

>It's not our duty to protect the faith
It isn't, Jesus said as much. You just sit there and take it, just like he did.

John 15:13

Hey you can't say that, cuz ill fucking smite you

Smite yourself

Hey nice meme bro. You sir are going to heaven for that

Don't cut yourself on that edge, Trumptard

You sure as hell are

*aren't

Hey who's that faggot in the picture and why is he called Christ? He's no Christ. How can he be Christened in the lord being he's not an Israelite and has long hair like some kind of panzy ass faggot with some big ass book with a murdering torture tool on it. You damn heathens piss me off.

*are