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fuck ice
fuck snow
fuck Canadians
fuck cold weather
fuck hockey
fuck you

...

>on time

lmao bitchboi can’t handle a little cold

>duchene is so good we stan lee now. Turris is a bum!

What did Snesfags mean by this?

I lost 40 pounds since that pic was taken >:}

good work lad, making us proud.

CBJ > BUF
ARI > TOR
CGY > WSH
WPG > NSH
MIN > NJD
SJS > ANA (OT)

You're welcome lads

Good guys:
>Coyotes
>Flames
>Sabres
>Jets
>Devils
>Sharks

Don't trust anons who try to tell you the ducks or mild are the good guys

if leafs lose to the coyotes I will probably cum my pants involuntarily.

Why are the mild bad guys? I think they are neutral and occasional rapists should an opportunity rise

>I think they are neutral and occasional rapists should an opportunity rise
holy fuck finland

based finland

unironically love snes

>occasional rapists
did i miss something?

Kek

Minnesotans love raping folks. They're worse than Indians when it comes to rape

wait what, since when? i've literally never heard this

must be them viking genetics, always stealing women and raping villages

friendly reminder that since 2000, 80% of teams that were in a ploff position at burger thanksgiving made the ploffs that season.

*tick tock* coilcucks

kekking hard at both these shitholes

Reminder that Calgary won the Stanleebowl in 2004.

? i see tampa bay listed as the winners

wow you have been a lifetime redd*tor

Jewish manlet revisionism.

since like 2012 i think

oh so calgary is actually carved on the cup? last time it was here i saw tampa, weird.

Vous devez retourner

>Laughing at one of the few endangered thrasher fans

I bet you laugh at kids with cancer too don't you

the league literally admitted they refpucked the dolts the cup

>going to plebbit to take screens
off thyself with vapors most poisonous

Calgary IS on the cup, if you look at 1988-89.
:^)

And 100% of teams more than 6 points out of a playoff spot at Thanksgiving never make it, right?

No, where did I say that? Manlet jew hates canada. Even if the leafs sweep tje stan lee finals, the american team will be awards the goblet

ah, well that's a bummer for callgary, maybe next year. bolts are winning their 2nd this year though.

My favorite player is Canadian

wow canadians sure are cucked

cuck

Our biggest mistake was giving that jew our league. He even refpucked Dallas a cup. He truely only cares about the south

My least favorite player is Canadian.

lel

My second favorite player is also Canadian

stamglass and isnt going to last the season.

when will you start producing good hokkie players?

>said no one ever

>implying he matters at all

But he said it
Checkmate

Dont bully Norway, they have one decent manlet in the league who is one headshot away from becoming a vegetable

o didnt realize it was babbies first hokkei season

Hopefully from Määttä

>they have one decent manlet in the league
literally who

it's alright m8, you'll learn soon enough. hopefully your tears will help put out those wildfires up there

He was probably being ironic

Are a hawks fan and/or literally mentally handicapped, he literally said it just now. If you're a pens fan, I understand completely though and wont hold grudge for you being a black illiterate person

Zuccarello is a top 5 player in the NHL lad. And then there's some spicy junior memer who will absolutely annihilate the NHL in a few years time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathias_Emilio_Pettersen

Never seen him play tbdesu, but he'll make you cry soon.

finland is based desu
probably the best nordic country

Åland Islands are the best nords. Prove me wrong.

>Zuccarello is a top 5 player in the NHL
>.76 ptpg
which nhl are you watching exactly?

proxy off, juho

>sweden lite
too ez

None

relax binnland just some bants don't get your ladyboyshorts in a twist
ironic post

What the fuck, they are all cousins among one another

>Zuccarello is a top 5 player in the NHL lad

are you going to go back to the buccaneers once stamkos breaks down, kneeler?

The who

which nhl city has the lowest weighted average iq?
I'd say chicago, la, or edmonton desu

edmonton for sure, i’ve lived there.
everyone is dumb as bricks and drivers are retarded.

How bad is Calgary? Can't be much better I would think

Calgary is an arts degree city. Not preticularly smart but also not retarded oilcucks

spoken like a true kneeler refugee.

Anaheim

calgary has a very large corporate presence, lots of educated people there.

pretty sure winnipeg is up near the top with ed.

>70% chance to make the playoffs according to Vegas
>TSA line (Teuvo, Staal, Aho) one of best in league now
>Lindholm not shit anymore
>Finally scratched Rask
>Team getting healthy again
We ain't going nowhere.

I like the leafs, lads

Not even to the ploffs

Don't be silly leaf, refugees all live in Toronto or Quebec

thats where the leaf oil company head offices are. they have businessmen and engineers there.

t. kneegrow felon worshiper

Hiring engineers in Pittsburgh

Which city has the least whites

>oilcucks live in their shanties drilling gas for calgarychad suits living in their penthouses

What will Houston's team be named?

Houston Problems

they can just keep the name hurricanes. :^)

Choppers

houston is expansion
florida is going to milwaukee

>2 teams with the same name
Retard

best part is the oilcucks are the actually albertans the calgarychads are ontario expats

>killwaukee
Also retard

fine, madison

>the teams staying in carolina

>Hurricanes start establishing themselves as a playoff team
>Leafs start shill them harder

Even more retarded
>here's my counter proof

chuck greenberg has come back into the picture?

How much soy do you eat?

>those hips

>Hurricanes make the playoffs
>Value in the team goes up
>Greenburg sees a successful product and buys the team
>Hurricanes continue to make the playoffs
>Greenburg eventually makes a deal with the city to build a hockey arena in Charlotte half Greenburg/city
Quebec will be in denial at every stage and eventually will move on to another city.