How can other names even compete?

How can other names even compete?

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How can David even compete?

>kits sponsored by McDonald’s

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Bump. I have onw to do, but can't post it now

there was also one Ronaldo in Benfica
and one RoNNaldo in some premier league team with blue shirts
early 2000s

kek
also true story : the manager of my local mcdonald is called Reynald, unironically, you can't make this shit up.

good post

how can names even compete

would have been better if they chose a single player other than Kuba who wasn't utter wank

Hello, there

Another one

Cant be bothered, but Paul, Paulo etc. should make a good squad.
>Scholes, Maldini, Paulinho

Dybala, bento

R8

ebin

xD

where's Fuchs

Luca Toni

Here's Johnny !!!

Jvp was a little bit more on the back, but otherwise good choices

Oh, also:
>No João Pinto
Kill yourself

>no ronaldo angelim

I like this thread

8/8

Vralko and Scesni are good

>Ponce
What’s this?

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Team Name: Paulinho F.C.

Now this is a great team. Great job, amigo

Where would >we finish in La Liga if all players were in their primes? Also in case anyone is wondering Luis Robes is a MLS goalkeeper kek

Do you feel lucky, Luke?

>no Juan s. Veron
>O'Shea instead of Juan

Hehehehe, nice pun

Põe o Manel !!!

Put the Manuel !!!

lukas hradecky in goal desu

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kek, never thought javier was a common name in argentina

also, what's the correct way, xavi or xabi?

"David"

Nice try, Jew.

Does this sound Jewish to you? David is a perfect goy name

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No David Ginola?

Can anybody do a Patrick XI?

I reckon Rob/Bob/Robinson/Robert could do an interesting lineup.

>no based Pulisic
shit team, user

This might be the best team here. It has a defense to match the offense.

Are there even 11 football players named Eric? I'm curious who would be on my team. Christian Eriksen is the only one I can think of and that's kinda stretching it.

Erik Lamela, Eric Cantona, Eric Wynalda

Backup keeper Butland

Coach, Darth Vader

>Albert Nad over Nicky Butt

Some prostitutes have a bf who is likely addicted to drugs, but to fund his drug habit, she still has to whore herself out.

This man is called a ponce.

Forgot about Lamela, what happened to him? He used to be good.

>No Recoba.

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Depends the flavor of indepe you want, xabi for basques and xavi for catalans.

Someone was meant to ask who Ronald Samuel is

YNR Diego

Why do you know this

>no petit

Peter team would be pretty decent I reckon

Should have been (Gian)luigi Buffon

>no Milito

OP here. Glad the thread managed to gain attention, I was worried it may be a bit too autistic.

>no Argel Fucks

theregister.co.uk/2001/09/11/eurosport_com_scores_headline_profanity/

Eric Dier and Erik Lamela

He's been out injured for like 6 months

Schmeichel/Cech, Crouch, Martin Peters, Pedro, Pierre Emerick Aubameyang, who else?

No Ricardo Kaka?

You're replying to Reynald.

I say user, who is this Ronald Samuel I have not heard of???

Very nice

Rod Fanni is the GOAT funny footballer name

lmao

Bench:
Peter Obiang
Petr Cech
Peter Niedmeyer
Peter Pekarik
Pedro Mendes
Peter Odemwingie
Petr Jiracek

Team Name: Andre 3000

>no André André to maximize Andréness

How does this look for Mohammads?

>mfw I had to include Angel
>mfw I had to look for over an hour on Wikipedia to even fill out my roster
>mfw I had to include players from the stone age before WWII

How can any team not compete?

>no Angel Reyna
one job murrilard

11 variants on William

>On 29 May 2014 Reyna made a controversial move to Guadalajara for a fee of US$3.56 million.[2] In August 2015 Reyna was sent to train with the reserve squad after the club's president said he was not showing commitment with the team. On 10 March 2016, the club announced that they had reached an agreement to terminate his contract by mutual consent

Why do you want me to lose senpai? What did I ever do to you?

>no Dániel Tőzsér
>Christian Kum not listed

>Luis Enrique as defensive mid
nigga what

Andres Iniesta?

Pietro Vierchowod?

Can you judge the Italian-heavy Angelo FC's Mr. Pasta? Thanks

No but find me an RB and this is the best team in the thread

Ron Jones

>Jones had played 243 times for the Reds, earned several accolades and man of the match awards, although he famously never scored a goal for Liverpool. Teammates Steve McManaman described him to FourFourTwo magazine as the best defender he ever played with, naming him in his all time perfect XI alongside the likes of Zinedine Zidane, Luis Figo, and Roberto Carlos.[3] Younger teammate Jamie Carragher also once said of Jones: "I played with Rob Jones a few times and he was a bit unfortunate with injuries and his best form was probably before I got into the team, when he was as good as probably anything in Europe at the time ... He was playing out of his skin and I think if he'd have stayed fit he probably would have gone on to win 70 or 80 caps for England instead of Gary Neville.

*Rob

Nice

>wtaching asocerr

>that front 3
Tasty

Sergi Roberto?

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