New Jersey Devils @ Minnestoa Wild

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1st period

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kys

is there a team (other than the montreal canadiens) in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
What a laughably bad franchise, they mismanaged the cap worse than the hawks and all they got was a second round sweep exit.
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?

rangers desu

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good job

>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
Their contracts are identical though. You should update your shitposting, they lost in the first round last year

they also won 2 games in the second round
also skaarrr

Debbies just recorded their 5th shot on goal, Congrats!

>1-1

Hey you can read, Congrats!

>2-1

>6
>2 goals

>basically own goals
Looks like we got quite the meme game going on here. I thought the weather was too warm today, figures I have to pay for it later.

>Devils come very close but dont score on the powerplay
>period ends 2-1
>Coyle and Kunin score to make it 3-2
>Nico scores to tie it up
>Koivu finally scores with three minutes left
>game ends 4-3 with close chances by both teams and the mild unable to score on the empty net

t. future man

How can I trust this post when it doesn't even feature repeating digits?

Is it wrong to urinate of the girl you're having sex with if you love her?

Your skepticism is very reasonable.

so typical

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Fuckin Pipes.

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Are you paying her?

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>and there go my nippies again

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This is some next level refpuck

how does henrique get away with being such a cunt? is it a french thing?

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>cheeeese

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there yeah go bud

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bout time this team learned to crash the net

>being a miniature soft drink
>not being a pristine sports uniform

GIT GUD

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fuck the refs
bet Brucie B will have some choice words for then in the postgame interviee