IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

FBI DIRECTOR COMEY TO MAKE STATEMENT AT 11 AM - Only one reason to announce something at the start of the new cycle!

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THE BITCH IS GETTING INDICTED! MEME MAGIC HEAR OUR PRAYERS, GET IN HERE!

There is more chance of Putin hosting a gay pride performance on top of Lenin's tomb than there is that woman seeing the inside of a courtroom, never mind a prison cell.

Just as predicted a day sfter thw 4th of july.

Which also means this is not an indictment and she will be left off and her staff will be charged instead.

No its about to happen. Youre grasp on tense is deplourablė

PRAISE THE KEK

That would also be glorious

I'm nervous. It's probably going to be nothing. But it means I'm going to vote against her so goddamn hard.

>BREAKING NEWS
>FBI Director found dead
>While working out at home in his business suit, free weights fell on his neck
>In an attempt to call for help he shot himself 3 times
>Doctors say death was natural causes

>Hillary freed of all charges
That is what the announcement will be.

Shit, I have a class starting at 11.

if dubz its happening

if no dubz its not happening, he'll say "we have concluded our investigation and found no wrong doing" and she'll get off scott free and you should all kill yourselves

Getting /comfy/

LET THE SCHLONGING BEGIN!

>implying you can channel the power of Kek

this

>We have concluded our investigation and found no wrong doing by Ms. Clinton

No.

This. Can't destroy the Republic quietly, we have to make a spectacle of it

>wrong pic

SKIP IT AND WATCH THE GREATEST NEWS CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME!

>Dr. USA, I'm FBI
>I announce my retirement

somebody stream it please

No, they did this on a new news cycle because she's getting away with it. If she were getting charged, it would have been done on Friday.

Corrupt government wins again

Its defiantly going to be a recommendation to indite, they won't say what the conference is about.

Praise kek

>Fag pride
>Glorious
Don't come back

KEK, STRIKE HER DOWN!!!!!!!

If the digits repeat, she will be indicted.

Does this look good or bad? I can't tell...

>reporters are only allowed to ask questions off camera but can report them later
Why?

What's the logic behind that?

Its nothing.

Another *step* to arrest her. They are making this process slower than the normal average to persecute, accuse, indict, dictate and arrest/kill other spies who leaked national military agendas.

PARTY
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>bill meets with lynch
>lynch suddenly announces shell accept fbi recommendation
>fbi suddenly holds an interview
>fbi suddenly has final announcement

too fishy

Donating rare Pepe for a good cause

worst case of suicide i've ever seen

How much longer does Canada get to be in the crew?

praise Kek.
Our sacrifices to him are tarting t pay off. he is a gracious Lord who bestows blessings on his followers. let him hear our prayers and smile favorably upon our pithy requests.

KEK GIVE US A SIGN THAT THE BITCH IS GOING DOWN!

I'm giddy

KEK WILLS IT

>comey walk out
>Good morning ladies and gentlemen
>I am pleased to announce
>WE ARE DROPPING ALL CHARGES
>[2000000 goybuxxs deposited to his account]
>a-and I would like to officialy endorse hillary clinton!
>[crackhead skulking around comey's house decides to leave]
>Thank you america good night!

This will happen.

Praise KeK

>bill meets with lynch
>lynch suddenly announces shell accept fbi recommendation
>fbi suddenly holds an interview

The favors have finished going around and the loose ends have been tied up, so they;re ready to announce Hillary is a saint and should be POTUS.

Please no special prosecutor...
>I can't stands no more

Only bernouts care about the indictment

we can only hope

How does it feel to get fucked by psyops?

The meeting between Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton was no mistake.

>think about it

Bill is not that stupid. Loretta Lynch is not that stupid. Who broke the news of the meeting? An abc reporter. Loretta Lynch wanted to get caught. She wanted to get caught because she could make the statement saying "I will respect Director Comey's wishes and follow through on any recommendation the FBI makes on Secretary Clinton's email case".

>But why would she want to do that?

I'll tell you why. Because there will be no recommendation of indictment. James Comey is totally bought and paid for by the Clintons.

For the past year, all the general public has heard was what a honest man James Comey is. The media has painted the picture of Comey as a Boy Scout. They have done this because he will follow the Clinton's wishes and not recommend an indictment. They have done this because the American public will believe him. "Who could doubt such an honest man?" The American public will have to choose what to do believe.

Either:

1. Hillary Dindu nuffin
2. James Comey is bought and paid for

I can assure you it won't be the latter

Will Kek reveal his true power?

Clinton has a new profile picture on Facebook this hour.

>what does it mean?

It's my birthday today. Please make it a good one FBI and kek!

all praise be to kek, for he giveth and taketh away at his whim

>her staff will be charged instead.
Didn't she herself repeatedly say that SHE made these decisions? That SHE didn't know it wasn't allowed?

Any man should favor someone who legitimately believes something himself over someone who will say anything for power, regardless of what that may be.

where was this predicted?

Witnessed.

skip it mane, this is only gonna happen once, you have class tomorrow.

>could Trump's racist rhetoric have caused the man to lose all hope and commit suicide?
>Find out more, only on CNN!

Its mine too

Thats arguably worse. That meeting with Lynch will be seen as barganing Clinton's staff for her getting off.

witnessed.

Praise Kek

Clinton cleared, investigations dropped, comey resigns in disgrace.

KEK WILLS IT.

real Jack Nicholson joker vibe here.

Nothing will happen till after the convention.

The longer they hold off on an indictment, the less chance the demo party has to organize and fight back. The Republicans will be able to waltz right in to power.

anyone got a stream?

Just pay attention to whether Comey says anything regarding CF. Emails aren't a big enough public punishment.

Unfortunately this

ugh meant to link her new dp

PRAISE KEK

Nothing is going to happen. Hillary is protected by 6,000,000 Jews.

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This

woah, can I save this?

Didn't Comey or someone else in the FBI say that if Hillary wasn't indicted they would just leak all the major shit anyways to fuck her over? I swear when this shitstorm started I heard that.

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Someone please link us a stream so that we can shitpost live

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Happy bday bro!

The most likely scenario, IMHO, is that Comey recommends indicting 3-4 of Clinton's fall-guys

Its at a point now where everyone has to much information and if nothing gets done there will be leaks galore. From trump to other anons, the ship will sink purely from the leaks not from a direct hit.

Where are my fucking dubs of truth?

Trips of certainty?

Beat me to it. I was trying to think of an escaping arkham joke but couldn't

Birthday dubs mean indictment! PRAISE KEK!

Kek wished you a happy birthday, with a reversed 9/11 get. Peace and prosperity awaits.

Comey will resign but Hillary won't be cleared. Trust me I'm an insider.

I hope you get raped by a nigger.

Praise Kek.

Here you go;
Hillary will get away Scot free.

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Mods: request confirmation if this pepe is valid or forged.

>it's a everyone involved but Hillary goes to prison episode

I wonder how one would take care of 6,000,000 jews?

Well. At least if she isn't indicted,me get to watch Daddy Trump pummel the shit out of her for the next five months.

Using that logic, wouldn't it be better to indict and bring everything down while looking like there are SOME good people in the government to keep a few things afloat instead of the chaos that would stem from the leaks making the entire system and every single person in it corrupt?

Options
1) Comey will stall and say investigation is still ongoing, but why call a press conf. to say that?

2) Comey will recommend for indictment, and it will force Lynch's hand. People will riot if she doesn't follow through. If the leaks are correct, Comey might simultaneously announce his resignation to pass the heap of trash to the next guy.

3) He says no indictment. Get ready for Civil War 2.0.

>Seeing the options, I'm guess 1, hoping for 2 though.

>nothing will happen

Lord KEK let it be so

You didn't dubs or trips tho

> that tiny obstructed image looks exactly like her
Huh

oh great kek please let your trips be known so that we know that hillary will be off to the jail jail jail

Damn, is that one of those smile bottle rockets?

kek approved;

If d-u bs she is indicted
If t ri - ps shes let go
If 6 6 she sold her staff out
otherwise limbo

Kek wills it