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Are the Preds elite?

As elite as a team with two finnish goalers can be

meme defense, can only be carried by offense. basically the laffs of the west but not as annoying

>4 of the best defenseman in the league on one team

Ok

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>The West holds an 85-62-15 advantage this season.

Bettman's right, we don't need an even number of team's in each lead. We need to relocate 6-8 eastern teams to the west.

The defense is a meme though. "Mobile defensive core" means meme slappers from Subban and stretch passes from everyone else.

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>reminder not to post in american made threads becuase of sperging autist

east doesn't play defense

America makes everything better.

Just look at the NHL

>Duchene: 0 points
>Turris: 5 points

What did the Snes mean by this?

East is the babby league, it's like this every year

come to the true thread brethren

1-3-1 is meant by this

>implying american players make the game better

>being this delusional

Name one team to ever win a Stanley Cup without Canadian players

proti^: you can't

EXPANSION WHEN

wtf i love the yotes now

probably the season after the one after this current one. Itll be in houston and theyll drag out the corpse of gordie howe to play for them

If you count Detroit as East (as they are now), the East has won 11 of the last 20 Stanley cups

If count Detroit as West, as they were when they won, West wins 13 out of 20 cups

Pretty close either way, fren

Yotes relocate to Houston and become the Aeros in 2019
The Expansion Seattle Metropolitans begin play in 2020
one of the Flames/Canes/Senators relocate to Quebec in 2022 when a new ownership group finally establishes themselves.

you'll love them even more when they're in Houston.

>mfw that list

The talent is already spread too thin in the league

Sens to Quebec makes sense, no one cares about them and they don't have any relevant history

canes first desu, their team is actually up for sale

Tonight was a victory for the sunbelt

soon

why does dallas look like he's about to bludgeon his fat wife?

IT'S HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=HsnY9BtmqaU&feature=youtu.be

because his wife is the sabres

is coolhockey authentic?

then why do they fuck up so much if its officially licensed? seems sketchy

>the preds beat the jest

>Losing to the 2017 ARIZONA COYOTES
>Laffs

>kyle turris - 5 points in 5 games
>matt duchene - 0 points in 5 games
What did Dorion mean by this?

>implying yotes havent woken up and will now start tearing up the league

>laffs

>Duchene on suicide watch after not getting traded to Nashville

I feel bad for him tbqh

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>Toronto Maple Laffs
>Good

AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH

>mfw T(oronto)SN and Leafsnet tell me that the Maple Leafs are rising contenders

Not just lose to the Coyotes, but get BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by the Coyotes

>mfw I'm hoping no one will remember that the hasb lost to the yotes and got blown the fuck out by the laffs this week-end

>Boxhead
Ive only seen this in the maritimes. Good times.

>Losing 6-0 to a team that lost to the coyotes

>now thats what I call hokkei

Boys I'm the guy who rips our team equipment guy every time he sharpens my skates.

I just drank 12 beers and I'm not even buzzed. Is this normal?

who?

>I just drank 12 beers and I'm not even buzzed. Is this normal?
yeah. what are you drinking?

>mfw people only talk about the leafs when they do poorly

Not a faint whisper of the leafs when they had 2 shutouts and a 6 win streak.

>What a terrible team LULULUL i mean they lost to the team that made my team loose but AHAHAHA LAFFS AHAHA

atleast make original leafs jokes, holy shit.

drink 12 more user, you're good

>t.mad ontarian

Nope, this is what you get for having the most obnoxious fans and biased media

Don't live in ontario. Just makes Sup Forums boring and shitty.

>laffs
>memeimage23.jpg

wew fucking lad
shorks ain't lookin great but at least we're not the habs
you've either built up a good tolerance or you're drinking shit/non-alcoholic beer, either way congrats user

Laughing SO HARD at Abdul from Ontario

This
You fucker's will be gone long before the post season

>toronto
>the most obnoxious fans

Yup. If the laffs even look like they're going to win the media talks about how they've been anxiously waiting for a cup parade and the fans immediately follow suit. That is until they get btfo and then proceed to embarrass themselves and the organization by throwing their jerseys on the ice

fuck the leafs, fuck everything about toronto

Laughing SO HARD at Abdul Ontrariocani from Ontario

who can stop us?

Laughing SO HARD at Sean from Toronto

>be laffs fan
>send goalies wife death threats

I don't remember this, pls remind us

>be toronto
>be shit for years because nobody wants to play there
>only be decent now because matthews didnt have a choice

Again, none of that trumps burning down your own fucking city because of a hockey game, at the very least.

Also, if you really think the news source literally called Leafsnet is going to be unbiased then you should be ashamed. I'm not arguing that Toronto is the biggest dick in the locker room, but the circle jerk is getting vomit inducing.

Sammy Adams god bless the USA tbqh

What SHOULD I be drinking my Finn friend?

fuck off back to r*ddit then, i'm sure you'll fit right in. literally nobody likes the leafs or leafs fans regardless of what team one roots for

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>city full of muzzies
>death threats
checks out

Soda and rum

>hurr durr go to r×ddit aha

Ouch, you got me there. Lol, ok user.

you're the one thats unhappy with the circlejerk here, so i guess you better get used to it

>laffs

>Twitter attack
Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS

Was this too harsh lads?

It was way too soft

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>from Switzerland
>Ewwins fan

While he's technically right that's still disgusting

That's pisswater m8

god i hate laffs fans. they're the first to brag about their team, but they're also the first ones to completely shit on their players when things go bad

>linden vey is the leading scorer in the KHL
what did russia mean by this?

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*wins stanley cup*

lmao the laffs are absolute trash

>morple lorfs

>pooronto

end me

>tfw laffs will be shit in ~2 years
>tfw matthews will be ran out of toronto
>he wins a stanley cup elsewhere
can't wait lads

>9 rounds of shootout

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Hey I heard the laffs lost to the yotes 4-1
Is it really true?

Yes, check the comments and laugh at the butthurt:

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