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/heem/ News:
>The MMA Hour - November 20, 2017 (Woodley, Cyborg, Holm, Covington, Sonnen)
youtube.com/watch?v=St4HHIjFkCM

>Alleged battery victim claims he needed staples, concussion symptoms treatment after Volkan Oezdemir punch
mmafighting.com/2017/11/20/16682450/alleged-battery-victim-claims-he-needed-staples-concussion-symptoms-treatment-volkan-oezdemir-punch

>Jose Aldo defends 'emotional' Conor McGregor in Bellator 187 incident
mmafighting.com/2017/11/20/16679414/jose-aldo-defends-emotive-conor-mcgregor-bellator-187-incident

>Colby Covington says Fabricio Werdum sucker punched him, threatened to kill him in boomerang incident
mmafighting.com/2017/11/20/16681500/colby-covington-says-fabricio-werdum-sucker-punched-him-threatened-to-kill-him-in-boomerang-incident

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sportsjoe.ie/mma/appear-michael-bisping-tyron-woodley-agreed-fight-180lbs-108044
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THANK YOU BASED CALENDAR GOD

LEGIT

I'm not even gonna say it

I think we have a late night thread war going

its not a war if we all know calendar is going to win

Where does this meme come from?

>/Mma/
Nah man I'ma go use the other thread

Threadly reminder

What weight class did cormier compete at back in his wrestling days?

210lbs. he was never bigg

More dank OP for me

>/mma/

OP doesn't fucking matter you goofs

is there footage of his oly stuff on youtube?

heem urself

op matters, op pic matters but not a lot and we can deal with shit

name is fucking essential you cling on noob

>12/03 - Eddie Bravo Invitational 14: The Absolutes

If you search heem in the catalog it shows up. What else do you want?

Ngannou will heem the reem

>/mma/
Man does this guy love forcing his stupid shit on here

That boy fast in them loafers

If you think about it, /heem/ is kind of sexist.

It needs a gender neutral term.

Heem is a verb it's not gender specific

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go post in /zheem/ then

If you think about it, you an upside down bitch

it's derived from the word him though

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Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Men

seems kind of gender specific

>What else do you want?
i want you to stop being an edgy faggot

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heem means unconcious,bang'd out,gadoosh'd etc.

you may want it to mean that but it doesnt

If that's really what it stands for how come so many post ugly wmma bums?

We also use SHEEEM

Originally sure but the term has evolved

>le what does heem mean xd
>le OP doesnt matter
>tyrone
>colby
>bisping
>conor
there, I saved you some time, go do something more productive with your life.

You forgot Ortega.
Also threadly reminder Ortega meme ends soon lads

heem is like a revolving door that doesn't stop. sure sometimes something gets swept into the mix and a new challenger joins but its mostly the same stuff thread in and thread out

>Conor gets to fight Floyd, why can't I fight Andre Ward.I'm nine times the fighter Conor is and got better hands than him too. Make it happen Dana.
tmz.com/2017/09/10/tyron-woodley-boxing-andre-ward-ufc/
>Michael and I verbally agreed to a money fight and it'd be unfair for us not to have it.
>yeah it's at 180, it's fair, I mean he's gotta come down and can't be too big, it's too hard to gain weight
sportsjoe.ie/mma/appear-michael-bisping-tyron-woodley-agreed-fight-180lbs-108044
>if George doesn't fight me I'm automatically the best Welterweight of all time
>it doesn't matter if George won the middleweight title, I'm the real GOAT he needs to fight to me cement his legacy
>Who has George beaten? I beat Maia,I beat Kelvin, I beat Wonderboy.
>I cleared out the division. Who's next?
>Conor needs to move up and fight me if he wants to prove something. Doesn't even have to be for the belt.
>Gunnar,Usman,Magny, those are the guys I should be fighting
>Nate is scared of me
>........
>.............
>Nate plz fight me,plz respond

wonderboi won't win no matter how many chances he gets wb

Oh my fucking god, she is way too pretty for MMA.

By pretty do you mean "has a really fat fucking ass"?

its okay, you dont have to ever post that again. have this (you) and forget you ever posted this

Cub's time is ending desu. Only reason Choi couldn't beat him is because Choi is overrated as shit.

Speaking of that, how is it even possible?! Look how god damn skinny her waist is! How can her organs even fit into that body? And that ass, how the fuck can this physique be natural? Looks like ass implants.

am i the only one that has no memory of Ortega outside of heem? i really dont ever remember him fighting and i've watched every single UFC event for the last 2 years

He's got enough left in the tank to beat ortega

Are you actually attracted to that flatchested twig. Wow

That's like an average Cardio bunny with ass. She just has good ass genetics. It doesn't look like implants at all

Dude, I fucking love skinny white girls with fair skin. What is wrong with you? You think she's flat? Fucking normie, holy hell. I bet you find the ring girls attractive. Leave heem and never return.

You probably just skip fights with guys you don't know

Any chicks here?

>those abs
>average

Ummm, where do you live?

I only like Brooklyn desu.

good taste

Respect

Well first off, I would like to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ!

I said average cardio bunny. That means "fit" conscious chicks with normal jobs that try a ton of diets and meme training regiments and always do a ton of running. That's a really common thing for professional white chicks under 35

Reminder

Oh, OK. I need to meet more professional white chicks who aren't whales...

Aussies aren't really religious and islanders worship the ocean or something. I don't know why he is so religious.

Guys I found a hot tranny with big ass and big tits on Craigslist who’s a bottom and we’ve been texting should I do this or will I get robbed and raped

Don't pay him much attention. I go to two gyms and the average girl, even if she's a fit fanatic, wont have defined abs. It takes a lot of dedication, discipline, routine and diet to achieve that.

apparently she used to be skinny fat and got in shape for fighting but she's always had a ridiculous ass

Because Jesus Christ is the truth. He saves irregardless of who you are.

Thanks be to GOD!

Yeah, I figured. He's just a typical nonchalant netizen who likes to casually drop his ridiculous notion of "average" which tends to coincide with something around the 96th percentile.

>/mma/

Is /heem/ dead?

patrician

Don't pay for sex ever. It's never worth it

why not both?

That isn't skinnyfat. There is less than a one month difference between the two photos. Tiny layer of fat is not the same as skinnyfat.

God bless my man

that was at weigh ins man. she was all sucked up. she doesnt even really have abs. she's a cardio bunny shape. look it up

>t. guy who has never gone long without sex

Ignore normie advice.

t. roastie

Lads what if Schaub actually is God?

Then I declare myself to be a satanist

Why would a roastie post that?

Sure, but you should take turns being bottom desu. I just don't see the point of fucking a tranny otherwise.

because it takes their power, male masturbation is disgusting but female masturbation is empowerment, pocket pussy disgusting but vibrator is ok. it's r9k 101.

>Craigslist
You're playing with fire there my guy. I'd only get hookers off escort services and shit. Be careful out there

maybe he isn't gay

noice
jhenny
brooklyn
stacked natty blonde
half filip qt

How do I get an mma gf

Well he's looking to have sex with a biological male, so clearly he's at least a bit gay.

Prostate stimulation is not to be overlooked.

Groom a young girl Pat Berry or Aspen Ladd style.

Or be a black belt.

Do any mma girls date guys not into combat sports at all? I don't think they could respect a guy they could beat up.

Start training in some gym. It's a good start.

traps aren't gay desu

Leave heem forever
Start training
Have a good job/career

39 days until Cynthia Calvillo chokes Carla Esparza unconcious

Are the steaks going to be key in Overeem's victory against Ngannou?

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Are you the bong?

Glad we all agree DJ is the consensus GOAT

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>People booing when this fight is called a draw
Why tho?

Also, why are we /mma/ now?