Be me

>be me
>french frog with some kraut blood from Luxembourg and western gGermany
>love history since a very young age
>become autistic about middle age at 10 and develop a strong hatred for anglo-saxon already because of the HYW and the whole Iraq war shitstorm
>good student so I still learn the language for the grades, especially since it is so easy but i dislike it
>see first english «people » of my life in middle school from an exchange
>queerest ugly faggots I’ve ever seen
>one afternoon I see a group of 2 rosbeefs laughing with a smirk while making eye contact with me
>immediately jump on one to smash his little rotten mouth
>another victory for France
>anglo so pathetic that he starts to cry and begs me to stop
>teacher comes, separates us and freaks out
>apparently the little shit didn’t even looked at me but at the sign behind me that sounded funny in english
>whatever.jpg
>say to the teacher very seriously that you can’t trust anglos
>never had any disciplinary problems before so I get out with just detention
>parents and teachers are still butthurt because I keep saying I did nothing wrong and refuse to apologize


1/5

>years pass
>enter high school
>read a lot about the XVIIIth and XIXth century, become a napoboo
>dislike even more anglos
>a linguistic trip at school with Toronto during 1 month is available during May
>parents are richfag and hear about it, want me to go
>don’t really want but I hear we are going to Québec during 3 days so say okay
>end up in a nice family
>the son to whom I’m paired is a repulsive weed smoking slob listening to american negro music all day but the father is a real canadian (i.e.: a québécois) and quite funny and cultured so end up having a good time
>but the best is the cute girl at school in my group
>fucking last name is Nelson
>decide to still ask her out after 1 week because horny
>lose our virginity together or at least for me (you can never really trust what an anglo say)
>remember there was a Top Gear episode on the TV
>we haven’t much to talk about but she loves showing me thing that makes her laugh on her computer
>ironically introduce me to this hellhole that I’m still haunting 10 years after
>after leaving keep contact for few months with the qt but ultimately lose it
>parents ask me how was Canada
>« Québec was great, the rest… meh »
>still dislike the anglos and their cancerous culture they broadcast on the planet
>could have been the Nova Roma Imperium and settle the first french colony on Mars if it wasn’t for these perfidious creatures

2/5

Don’t continue it’s a shit story

>college
>spend more and more time on Sup Forums because I can freely express my hatred to their face and make memes about their numerous historic frauds and cowardice
>learn about australians and their stupid jokes
>begin to find them funny
>conflicted because appreciate australians but they are filthy anglos
>find my university is seeking hosts during the semesters for australian students
>decide to check who they are before ending up with some faggy leftists
>mix of gooks and cliché australians with strong bogan vibe
>big brother left so it feels a bit lonely at home
>don’t go along very well with people at college too
>ask parents about it
>not_sure_but_of_course_they_say_yes.jpg
>don’t want some weird smelly gook pretending to be australian so lie to the coordinator and say my father is racist and hate asians
>end up with Tom


3/5

>Tom is a 6ft5 230lbs mouthy son of a bitch
>Tom came with his lad
>only french guy who get along with them because they can’t talk back or even handle the banters
>go out, discuss and play together all the time
>in the meantime during the first host meeting I see Sarah
>solid 7,5-8/10 australian qt
>can’t even maintain eye contact
>go to the bar after with all the group
>too much of a pussy to talk to her even after 4 drinks
>Tom sees that I’m looking at her and call her through the room
>this cunt tell her « user has something to tell you"
>have literally nothing to say to her
>make up some shit going to the beach the next week and ask her if she and her host want to come
>btw it’s the fucking middle february in northern France
>"sure user, do you want my number? »
>"eh-s-sure »
>she ends up liking me and we finally sleep together after 2 months, probably out of pity but who cares
>spend the best 6 months of my entire youth with them
>emotional as fuck at the airport when they leave but can’t show because those filthy anglos will make fun of me
>back to the car alone, sad but decide to get over it
>now lonely again
>go through the rest of college like a zombie
>still play with Tom online but it’s less and less frequent
>want me to come visit Australia after we graduated but can’t guarantee him

4/5

You're doing alright by now. I hope this doesn't end with an 'I-i like anglos now ;_;'

>4 months ago
>finally finish college
>do nothing during most of the summer
>august
>send my resume around but without much success
>in the meantime slowly degenerate from a zombie to a ghoul
>parents are pissed
>father tell me that if I didn’t have success in France then I should try my luck in England and Italy since I speak the language
>say I don’t like england, even less the english and that there is already no jobs for young italians
>reply that he is not interest about having someone lazy in his house
>find some announcements
>apply without doing much effort because I don’t want to move to Albion
>a small company from Guildford send an enthusiastic answer just the day after
>they want to see me asap
>tell here I’ve had some proposition from London already (ps: it’s not true)
>they are ready to offer me a salary 20% over the market
>mfw only people who want to hire me are anglos
>mfw the best friends I ever had were anglos
>mfw I realize only anglos vaginas let me in
>mfw I realize half of the best moments in my life my life revolve around anglos
>mfw I realize I must live in britbongistan now

A-ALLEZ VOUS F-FAIRE ENCULER

5/5

GET ANGLO'ED FROG

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B A S E D

>Anglos are your near cousins due to the rapes of history that have cause you two to share some of the same blood


Perfidious Fronce

Move to Britain and become Norman

S-shut up you w-won't assimilate me, it's just to g-get some work experience on my resume then I can be a french in France again.
It's just a ph-phase haha, get fucked anglos, I'm coming to t-take your jobs and your m-money.

Wasn't worth the time reading this drivel.

I'll personally come down to Guildford to heem your autistic arse and teach you some manners

I enjoyed it.

>tfw no frog friend who secretly hates me

good story op

tl dr please

repressed anglophilia

I was hoping 5/5 was about your undying love for Italy. Fuck this gay shit.

sent mal homme
merde aux anglois