Ready to get Forth Crusaded, BeSHITkas?
Ready to get Forth Crusaded, BeSHITkas?
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They’re unironically going to rape you
What sport is this?
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Umayyad bro?
OFFICIAL BEST CRUSADES POWER RANKING
1. 6th
2. 4th
3. 1st
4. 3rd
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10. 7th
11. 2nd
12. 5th
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20. 9th
21. 8th
>4th crusade that high
quite perfidious indeed
>7th crusade above the 2nd crusade
What? Second crusade wasn't that bad, while the seventh produced this gem:
>Rage and sorrow are seated in my heart...so firmly that I scarce dare to stay alive. It seems that God wishes to support the Turks to our loss...ah, lord God...alas, the realm of the East has lost so much that it will never be able to rise up again. They will make a Mosque of Holy Mary's convent, and since the theft pleases her Son, who should weep at this, we are forced to comply as well...Anyone who wishes to fight the Turks is mad, for Jesus Christ does not fight them any more. They have conquered, they will conquer. For every day they drive us down, knowing that God, who was awake, sleeps now, and Muhammad waxes powerful.
1st crusade is best. Unless you count the Reconquista as a separate crusade, in which case it's by far the best without any competitor.
here come the eternal portoposting
7th and 5th are up there because St Louis and St Francis, otherwise they'd be lower with 8th and 9th
The best is the 6th cause it conquered Jerusalem without spilling blood, and if it wasn't for the Pope it would have lasted more
>it conquered Jerusalem without spilling blood
For fifteen years. That's half a generation. It means nothing in the grand scale of time.
It's not like the violent conquests lasted much more anyways
And like I said if the pope wasnt such a dick it would have lasted till Frederick's death at the very least
>It's not like the violent conquests
Apologize.
u cheeky brat
Today the doner kebab is going to be haram
Oh that reminded me of this: youtube.com
Portoposting is the best.
Even better when Engergy Drink FC gets fucked in the process.
>mfw your still moor
how will lixobon ever going to recover??
porco (pig)
caca (shit)
BESIKTAS: Fabri; Adriano, Pepe, Tosic, Arslan; Hutchinson, Gonul; Talisca, Quaresma, Ryan Babel; Cenk Tosun
FC Porto: José Sá; Maxi Pereira, Felipe, Marcano, Alex Telles; Danilo, Herrera, Sérgio Oliveira; Ricardo Pereira, Aboubakar e Brahimi.
is this the match thread
>UEFA thinks Maxi will be playing as forward
LMAO
t. Fethullah Gülen
I'll never forget seeing Rúben Amorim as a winger on that EL final
come to besiktas
t. Talisca
Fuck you lazy cunt
is this the matchthread then?
CRUSADED
AAHAHHAAHHAAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
TÁ TUDO CALADO!
FUCK
Who scored?
Felipe
Not sure if Pepe is intending to finish the match
>Maxi will fall right in front of him and Pepe will get an unfair red card, while Maxi smugling smiles
You first read it here
Thanks
AHAHAHAHA CARALHO
JOE SA
GOD WILLS IT
Btw god fucking damn this referee's double criteria regarding Pepe vs our defenders
>MAH MAN JOEY SA
Portubros, redpill me on this creature
God - but black.
He's a reptile alien user
Black Saitama. Ruben Neves was actually better, but, apart from that, our best Defensive Midfielder since maybe Paulo Assunção, maybe even until Paulinho Santos
Much better than William, don't let Sportingcucks tell you otherwize
Black Jesus, former star of Benfica's youth which for some reason is playing for us.
New game elder scrolls oblivion
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nice defending there Porto
>Porto
Fucking Talisca, man...
Why couldn't you Moors control him!?
Hope Villas-Boas takes him to China
>that post-goal music
When was Ruben Neves ever better than him? Is he better than Casemiro too just because he's technically better?
Does he possess psychic-like abilities?
kkkkkkkkkkkk chupa porto
vamo bahea minha porraaa
Relax, Porto has this one in the bag
Oh, right! Forgot Casemiro. He was better than Danilo
And Ruben is Moutinho tier. He didn't have to play as a defensive midfielder
No, only the power to have incredible skin
he's Beautiful Squidward's black cousin Beautifool Sqnigward
he looks gentle
Casemiro is the best in the world atm, of course he was better than Danilo.
But Ruben being technically superior doesn't mean he's better than Danilo, he's like a young Matic, the potential is there but Danilo is simply the best in PT atm
HALFTIME CUTIES
BAM BAM BAM
>You will never be with Sara.
Why even live?
Felipe literally scored for both teams
The goal was all Tosun's
The delusion with Neves was already ridiculous some 2 years ago, when he never played. How it persists is beyond me
And well, it seems like the delusion with Danilo is also getting ridiculous but at least that one plays
>Crusaders being slaughtered by Turkic warriors
It's like the Middle Ages all over again
All this ads from MEO with Ronaldo are /comfy/
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Contributan
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If someone has been slaughtered so far, it's the muslems
BTFO
The only delusion is that Danilo isn't the best defensive midfielder in the league atm tbqh
pic
Herrera gets on my freaking nerves, he can't fucking play
It's 1-1 which is in favour of Besiktas
tell me again how that constitutes a "slaughter"
Fuck you Portuguese are some pathetic bastards. So you found one map which erroneously implies that the territory of continental Portugal was never conquered by Muslims, even though it factually was, and you claim that this picture now is more valuable than historical and archeological consensus?
What a pathetic, disgusting people you are.
Did Alberto fuck your mother? Chill bro.
I just hate the Portuguese. I always laugh when I see that forest fires have killed Portuguese. It makes me happy, to think of such a horrible death for the worst of the subhumans.
Nvm just remembered theres a ton of morrocans in Holland. Hello Ahmed.
How can a draw be in favor of anyone?
Geez calm down you worthless cuck, this map shows occupied conquered territories, Iberia was almost completely conquered but the northern part of the peninsula was never occupied, only made a vassal state which payed Jizya periodically
You seem to have some very repressed issues there buddy and insulting me like that won't solve them.
relax mouloud
This ref is a fucking cuck. No authority.
Reported you, go back to int or pol you autist. Jesus, intra country banter is one thing but "It makes me happy, to think of such a horrible death for the worst of the subhumans." does not belong on sp
what heppened to you, child? what atrocities did you suffer to carry so much hate in you?
'bit harsh
EI AMIGO
Tu és aquilo que mais odeias, anão. Espero que encontres paz de espírito no futuro.
That's a kurd.
And you're a turd.
Brahimi will never learn
Ironicamente estás mais incomodado do que eu. Paz à tua alma inshalah
He's been evolving for a while now
GG, we should have went for the victory at home but Sérgio não dá para mais
What matters is winning against Aves
It's gonna be tough, they have too much meme magic
Amazing how we can play a champions league game without a right winger. Our squad has been completely butchered.
Still, good game, no one really needed the win so yeah
Let's hope the Memelord is on our side. And advancing in the champions is important to sell our players next year.
Reminder that there is a possibilty that FC Porto goes only to Europa League and Benfica to the next round of Champions League
Good game and based Pépé
We're cool. You are the best Roaches for what you did to Quaresma, Aboubakar and Simão Sabrosa
At least you didn't fire Vitor Pereira over bullshit reasons
>mfw ronaldo, quaresma and pepe will play at besiktas
You know its going to happen
Sergio Conceição has managed to optimize the pre-existing squad. However, I wouldn't mind selling Herrera, Maxi, Layun, Reyez, Brahimi, Corona, Casillas. I don't think they bring anything to the team
>fire Vitor Pereira over bullshit reasons
>bullshit reasons