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hmm
slags?
erm what the FUCK is that?!
imagine that thing gnawing on your arm whilst you sleep
Jesus Christ wth
Me on the right
pulled out a pube and threw it out my bedroom window. I hope it catches on the wins and lands in someones mouth.
Name's Bruce
all blades arnt we?
>traditional and you'll feel a lot better
unironically false.
all 'traditional' people are secretly brewing up massive internalised problems that no amount of praying or sunday lunch or monogamy will ever address.
you swallow 7 lobsters in your sleep every year
...
"pube" is a funny word when you really think about it
it's just a huntsman, man up ladies
>Ah
Huh? What is this? Is that some kind of English thing?
reeeeeee
*scuttles back into my runtcage and slams the door shut*
*you bring it closer and taunt me with it*
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>sleeping with your mouth open
rorke is frustrated and constantly complains about everything, in what way would he 'feel a lot better'
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love bruce threads
hello bruce!
why do girls play such games on another note?
i don't care about her but her trying them games annoys me, it's like nah
hello nigger
Any reply to this post man in
rorke is addicted to being outraged.
i'll post my exposition on this in the next post.
stole some clothes today
still got it mate
Ah yes the atypical japanese post
it's short for "pubic hair"
it means "oh"
Hello
Love my yank posters. Love them, great people, really great. Love the fat obese thick as fuck sharting in marting autistic big beautiful bastards
if evens I order a pizza if not I fast for another 24 hours
h-hello
hello nigger!
yeah i like their sesne of humour is almost like they're being serious half the time hahaha
trying to manipulate you, best thing to do is drop women like that.
going to smoke a joint in bed with a nice big cup of tea
give it a rest Brody it's 11am for crying out loud
FUCK OFF
Nigger
Going down to Sneed's, want anything?
Have you ever noticed that political posters tend to refutations of posts that were not made. For example: a post like 'Leftists always say X, but let me show you why its really Y', when in fact no one had argued X prior to that post?
The reason is the influx of ideas into the mind favours ideas of contention and anger, because in nature such ideas have kept humans from rotting in situations dangerous to them. Anger is a visceral sensation and anger-inducing ideas take first place in the mind's hierarchy of what to consider.
Politics is a great thing to anger people over, and that is why the daily mail and express always go on about 'FURY' and 'DESTROYED', whilst the guardian and independent go for hyperbolic articles 'Theresa may ends everything good for ever, to scratch her friends back'.
The thing is that usually the opposition is not that anger inducing. if i listen to a corbyn speech as a rorke, i may disagree, but if i listen to the entire speech and hear it all in context, i probably won't get as angry if i just listen to soundbites of it. and so that is what the politically-minded (non-centrist) seeks, sound bites that they can get angry at. in fact they do not even need to have an actual quote, if someone else tells them second hand that the opposite side was saying something they disagree with it works far more efficiently.
And thus, for sake of feeding the anger in the mind (just as the wanker feeds his urge to masturbate or the fatty feeds his urge to eat), the poltically minded constantly contemplates what his opposition might be thinking or arguing, not in its entirety, but just enough to make them angry.
sneed
Huntsmans are total blokes they just chill in the corner and eat other bugs
T. Definitely not a huntsman
the sneedpill
feed
grim
good morning fellow british
Do they got any chuck?
amusing post
>Have you ever noticed that political posters tend to refutations of posts that were not made.
Going down to chuck's want anything?
>Have you ever noticed that political posters tend to refutations of posts that were not made. For example: a post like 'Leftists always say X, but let me show you why its really Y', when in fact no one had argued X prior to that post?
>The reason is the influx of ideas into the mind favours ideas of contention and anger, because in nature such ideas have kept humans from rotting in situations dangerous to them. Anger is a visceral sensation and anger-inducing ideas take first place in the mind's hierarchy of what to consider.
>Politics is a great thing to anger people over, and that is why the daily mail and express always go on about 'FURY' and 'DESTROYED', whilst the guardian and independent go for hyperbolic articles 'Theresa may ends everything good for ever, to scratch her friends back'.
>The thing is that usually the opposition is not that anger inducing. if i listen to a corbyn speech as a rorke, i may disagree, but if i listen to the entire speech and hear it all in context, i probably won't get as angry if i just listen to soundbites of it. and so that is what the politically-minded (non-centrist) seeks, sound bites that they can get angry at. in fact they do not even need to have an actual quote, if someone else tells them second hand that the opposite side was saying something they disagree with it works far more efficiently.
>And thus, for sake of feeding the anger in the mind (just as the wanker feeds his urge to masturbate or the fatty feeds his urge to eat), the poltically minded constantly contemplates what his opposition might be thinking or arguing, not in its entirety, but just enough to make them angry.
the radcel post
anyone else get really bad gas from cheap energy drinks? i'm talking about those emerge ones from morrisons specifically
have been farting a LOT more recently and the only thing i can think of that's changed is i started drinking those
Go on a lot of dates, but can never find the right girl
so it's not all womyn?
like it's getting really bad now
Fuck and Sucknetto
zibblyzubblywubblywobblerblubberblubs wimblywomblyrooooooooooooooo
liam tugs on his boxers to loosen them from his thigh crevice and breathes deeply before punctuating "hello nigger" out onto his keyboard
>Police in Shizuoka City said Friday that they have arrested a 16-year-old boy on suspicion of stabbing his 51-year-old father to death at their home.
>According to the investigative officials, the father told his son, who was playing video game in his room, "Time for dinner", that made his son gone mad as he stabbed his father several times with a kitchen knife.
Ah, the state of this country
Hel-ger
another ripper of a post from the yanks
rorke is SEETHING at the very accurate description of his behaviour
too many words. could have just done the first paragraph.
They say I've got brains but they ain't doing me so good.
Fuck off literal dribbling normie twat
the shizuoka city experience
just part and parcel I'm afraid
They call me brittany
beating heart
stinking fart
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Nobody asked you either you total bell end
pint of guinness, please
wet shart
its fascinating to watch
>someone mentions an acid attack
>presumes it occurs in london
>presumes it was a pakistani
>starts thinking about how the jews let in the pakis
>gets angry over all of this - even though none of this was actually communicated.
rorke is always seething
79835714
shut the fuck up
no, not all women are like that. a lot are to a greater or lesser extent though.
Freshmen line up for their engineering textbooks on the first day of class.
Cambridge, UK, 2017
i need to stop drinking now 2bh
it's making me mentally ill
wish i could work in late 50s/early 60s tech
girls don't "play games"
:)
screeeeeeee eee ee ekk ek screeeeeee
>rorkes
>rorke
>RORKE
grow up
Im a gamer girl though
correct
they dont play
they cheat
NOT true, I've played hearthstone for nearly 20 hours!
almost forgot about the brief period during me early teens where i thought wearing pants on my head was the right top of comedy and my parents for some reason never thought to discourage me. almost forgot.
SEE ME AFTER CLASS
fuck wh*Te subhumans
Reply or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Can someone redpill me on what the actual point of any politics TV show is and what the point of watching them is?
Literally no one ever gives a straight answer or even bothers to pretend to answer the question asked. It's just repeating sound bites until the host has to move on because they're on a fixed timeslot and have to hit certain beats before the show ends.
I cannot understand what anyone (who isn't up their own arse) gets out of watching this utter dross.
Lads, do you have a pornfu?
Did a large wank in bed and the sweat patch I left looks like a penis
you are silly
anyone ever tell you, that you are silly
yeah mate let me spend my sunday morning "redpilling" you about some random shite you dreamt up
fuck off
you need to get out with your typical swede behaviour desu
hiroshima and nagasaki
Liam here. Have I done good?
The Swede is Danelad
don't trust his lying Jewish mouth