Official Manchester City vs Feyenoord match thread

>City
Ederson, Walker, Mangala, Otamendi, Danilo, Gundogan, Yaya Toure, De Bruyne, Bernardo, Sterling, Aguero (C)

>Feyenoord
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>mangler otamendi CB pairing

brainlet - feyenoord
regular brain - sparta
big brain - excelsior

>No El Ahmadi
>No Jörgensen
>Boëtius striker
>Tapia starting
>Diks starting
>Jones in goal

10-0 2.0 incoming.

desu with yaya in midfield its basically feyenoord vs 10 men city

Yes toothpaste. El Ahmadi and Jörgensen would’ve made all the difference

>those two watford rejects at the front

is de bruyne starting purely to get a yellow so he can get suspended in the final group game?

Not saying that, but they're arguably Feyenoord's best/most important players. El Ahmadi being the midfield anchor and captain, while Jörgensen is their top-scorer and best striker by far.

That's Soufyan Amrabat, Nordin's younger brother.

sorry I'm late lads, what have I missed?

Why is poop playing starters in a meaningless game
De bruyne shooted the ball once

we have a stream?

This thread is as empty as Ciy's stadium

Lads check out frenchie's MAD banter over here LMAO

City's fans are probably the poorest/most working class outside of the north east. City do actually have relatively cheap tickets compared to other clubs but it's still fucking dear

cheers for the recap nordfriend

>this thread
17 posts

>Liverpool thread
120 posts

Will City ever become a big club?

Unlike some clubs City are already through

This is close to pointless

>preferring plebeian over patrician

>Tfw no Yorkshire trio for City

>p-please watch our team, w-we're top of the league la

Bernardo has been a major disapointment so far this season. I really thought he was gonna be elite

Hey guys, I was on the phone
Anything happen yet?

really funny

tbf he's had barely any starts really. I imagine once he gets a run of starts/games/gets his child's physique up to speed then he'll come good

>redempted Mangala

Switch Sparta and Excelsior and it's okay

Yes maybe. But with Sterling performing like he has, he aint gonna get a starting place

I unironically like Mangler

think we should just take a minute to remember
>aguero
youtube.com/watch?v=PcYVs3k3-P0

>Gayenoord

>boëtius
lel

>Queerenveen

Lads this game is really boring. Can we just skip to the slags already?

>Cumbum Leeuwarden

lol bernardo

She's not a slag though

>De Aarsechap

>HeraclASS Almao

pre halftime lingerie orientals

>FC Twentgay

sure m8

Helmet Sport

>mangala is the one saving otamendi

Would it be embarrassing for Pep if Man City doesn’t win?

>not rating mangala

Bernardo didn't recover well from his summer injury

the mangler can't pass fast

He's good but he'll never fit the team
they should really stop playing him as a winger and push him into silva/kdb's position

That's art, she's not some cheap slag you pick up while on a night out in Newcastle

lol she was probably like one audition away from being in porn with that fat guy who is their one male porn guy

Yes it would be even letting anyone but Larsson or Amrabat score would be emberrassing, this Feyenoord is so so bad it's sad to see

Shut up fool be glad you know a girl like her exists so you can think of her when you fuck an ugly inbred british slag

well i have to extend my congratulations to pep guardiola for being able to extend last year's good season opening run from 10 games to 17 games but unfortunately this looks the start of the collapse

ARY KANE

Oops wrong thread

Napoli are winning so City have the group sewn up anyway

>is de bruyne starting purely to get a yellow so he can get suspended in the final group game?
there we go

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pay debts

My money is on mancity

never

god this game has been fucking SHIT

the fuck am I watching? It's been well over an hour and we haven't conceded yet.

Yaya is basically playing as a midfield anchor who doesn't defend

When will Phil GOATden and Brahim Diaz get subbed on. This game is stale af

every single time City put kids on the bench they fail to wrap up the game and never sub them on

Foden gonna fuck shit up now lad

>twice his age

HABBENING

Aguero is really shit

>130 goals in 189 Premier League games (+ 32 assists)
>31 goals in 48 European games
>14 goals in 15 FA Cup games
>tf
>tp

Who's idea was it to sign Gundogan?

How many titles does that make?

Two

>80 minutes against
>Feyenoord
>at home
>still 0-0
What did Pep mean by this?

Pep would be a great power bottom.

Will people get their money back?

That's it?

>You just know Brad Jones is going to let this slip

if winning the Premier League was easy, Arsenal/United would have done it in the last six years, or Liverpool/Spurs would have done it ever. Aguero is going to have three in seven by the end of this season

KOEK

GOOD TIMING LAD

BASED STERLING

KEK

noice

YES STERLING LAD

he's only good at playing counter attacking football, when his team has the possession he doesn't do shit other than passing the ball backwards or sideways

>81 posts

thread almost as empty as the stadium

And there it is, the absolute state of Dutch football

Based raz

That sure took them long enough. Good God.

>Sterling scores his first 1v1
>Aguero fucked up 3 of them

Haters will call it a tap in

RAHEEM THE DREAM

Boooooo

>Taking 89 minutes to score against the Eredivisie's current number 7

Based Raheem

Nutting in your daughter is a tap-in mate.
Check these dubs btw

City are too reliant on Silva