/brit/

Anime edition

doing a post
a post in the thread

doing a poo
a poo in the loo

>ex-gf's crying on facebook because her current bf beat her up

ahahahahaAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA

actually i'm just getting started

they'd accuse you of witchcraft in india

doing a walk
a walk towards you

>there's no racism in america, white ppl dindu nuffin
>literally marching with swastikas claiming "the jews will not replace us"

fckin whitey baka

roommate has been on the shitter for like 20 minutes and hasn't made a sound and I'm bursting for a shit and piss
maybe he actually went out
will report back in a sec lads

not very nice

exceptional bait

wont be putting my trust in AI for driving. dont believe they can account for every single variable in the real world and technology can malfunction at any time.

is he okay

might ask my gf to shit on me next time we bang

...

love elias

well i shant be putting my trust in you then

don't forget to wear a condom xx

built like a brick shithouse

Picking up th' new 'torbicycle on friday lads

see you there

ah so thats who you model yourself after. stupid twat

me too but im not gay or anything just happens to be one of my favourite musicians theres nothing homosexual about listening to music

would rather get aids than wear one of those
t. catholic

like it with the laughing emoji face

trust nobody not even yourself

japan-uk friendship for ever

yeah same. field of love is just sensational
do not understand this post

anyone know why xxd groups data into 2-byte chunks? e.g. 0000000: 0100 0000 0200 0000 0300 0000

Nick the striiiiiipper
Hideous to the eyyyyye

need a good ending lads

shut the fuck up

>25 years of age, with learning disabilities
>have never held a job
>cannot drive
>have never had a gf
>left university with a bullshit degree
>learning computer programming just recently, no 'foot in the door'
>stuck with parents to rot away while I go mad from loneliness and the pressure to work

>yanks doing their nut about one bloke who knelt down at a sportsball game
>muh flag muh country
>their president even felt the need to do an angry tweet about it
jesus christ what a baffling nation
truly martians

drug hipsters crack me up 2bh

>"mdma? absolute shit, you should try this untested chemical called 66-FAG-POO"

what kind

use hexdump or fuck off

good lad

>martians
sons of mars we are

it's a bunch of them tnf

same..

he deserves all the hate he gets

trump is 100% correct

*raises paw*
uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you know there's American Football being played in YOUR country right now, right?
Why aren't you watching???????????????????

good lad

had a very forceful orgasm just now

The new SV650 lad

he wasn't there
he left the light on the cunt

i look really ugly in my bathroom lighting but pretty good everywhere else

*lowers paw*

Hate research chemical mongs. Can't wait til they all die of cardio vascular disease or neurotoxicity in their early 30's

>watching time out egg throw

noty

at least you live in the UK
you could have been born in like columbia or something

>xd
Fuck off

=P

right lads, it's time, it's now or never

*pulls willy out*

at least he'd have cheap flake on demand

gonna kms soon
how should i do it?

>Mrs May said: “Of course we want to ensure people’s safety at work but it can’t be right for Big Ben to be silent for four years.

this is your country kicking off about a fucking clock tower stopping chiming because they dont want to deafen workers during renovation

whatever you do, it should make the news

they have flake bars in Colombia?

When I was little, my older sister used to laugh at me for not being very social and neglecting my studies.

She laughed at me for playing my videogames, she laughed at me for reading my pulp fantasy books, and she always said that if I didn't "grow up" and learn how to be an adult that I would never be successful in life.

Now I am 18, and she is 22.
She lives in my mum's house, having been kicked out of 3 housesharing arrangements already for being such a cunt. She is working in an office as an intern, and is the only person under 35 there so she has no work friends. She failed to get into her top university and had to go to a second rate uni, she has fallen out of touch with all her uni friends, and just found out that the person she has been calling her "boyfriend" the last 6 months actually just considers her to be a friend. She has wild mood swings, screams and shouts for no reason, and hates her life.

I'm going to the uni she failed to get into, I have a boyfriend of my own, I have friends and am very happy with my life.

Makes you think, eh?

we're just as bad for sensationalist bullshit

Got a 10 quid money card from tesco for returning a 1 quid salad with a spider in it lads

want to cruise around london on a motorbike after watching royaljordanian's channel 2bh

they call them bricks over there.

very tasty

>"it can’t be right"
Typical middle-Englander phrase

Hate middle-Englanders so bloody much

potato famine

WAR
What is it good for? (good god)
Absoutely NOTHING
Sing it now

try telling that to the pakis though. I suppose they didn't hear the news since non islamic music is haram.

it does
it really does
*goes off and talks to someone else*

>I have a boyfriend of my own,
well least she's not a fag LOL

tell you what lads
I don't know if some of you are joking when you say you want a depression gf, but you really don't

enjoy getting your bike stolen. RJ is a good channel though.

yea but you're gay

honestly thought trump might be a good president

quite embarassed and cringe whenever I think that I thought that

>dont break up with me or i'll kill myself

gayness is an in-utero defect

like?

Just had a trial shift at a paintball place lads

>blacks riot in the streets
"Disgraceful, unacceptable behaviour. These people should peacefully protest if they have an issue, violence never solves anything!"
>blacks peacefully protest by kneeling during a stupid song before a sports game
"WOAH WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THEY SHOULD ALL BE FIRED AND MADE DESTITUTE THE DISGUSTING ANIMALS WHO TOLD THEM THEY COULD DO THAT????!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

>I have a boyfriend of my own

wish you wrote that at the beginning so I could have stopped reading.

am by far and away the smartest person in this thread

haha actually japan will die out in centuries so it cant be for ever

79844820
hello nigger

Didn't use Sup Forums for a couple of weeks because of circumstances, and I started becoming more of a bluepilled normie (and therefore happy) again. May have to leave this place for good tbqhwyg

thought i was the runt of the litter but my older brothers are even bigger losers than i am
i'm not a religious guy but life has its ways of making people pay for their cruelty

that sort of shit yeah. It's a fucking pisstake. Even though I've dumped her, she still comes to me for a cry or a fuck and it gets annoying when it feels like I'm on suicide watch even though she's threatened to do it quite a few times

no one cares, fuck off

this isnt america and nobody watches the NFL

cant be that happy if you're belittling your sister and comparing her to your utterly ordinary life on Sup Forums

Incorrect.
*leans back to await your response*

I'm far happier here than off it
Saying that, I'm far happier off here than on /r/unitedkingdom

need a depressed schizophrenic self-harming suicidal gf

he brings the banter though

>old man had a bit too much wine with his lunch
>singing along too old songs on youtube now

cringing

am too correct

fucking hell settle down freud

At least she isn't bent. your parents probably still prefer her since she has the ability to give them grandchildren, continuing the family line. When you'll just fade away and die leaving nothing behind

Miss CBoyardee

It's okay when whitey does it, but god forbid a BLACK man stand up for himself

NEIN

leave the old man alone