/hoc/

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ONE POST EARLYYYYY

>macaroni was invented by america

canashits not welcome

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clown, whistle and a leaf stanlee?
deeper meaning?

>fahrenheit isnt base 10

DELET DIS

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>fahrenheit is base 10
why are canadians so fucking dumb?

*bangs on the glass when players are close*

Anyone else getting up to watch the Amur - Lokomotiv at 3:30AM

>measuring things with your feet

shut up grease

i have never watched a khl game 2bh.

Canucks-Flyers

that won't fill you up

whose hungry for some real food, something meaty

>tripfag is a phoneposting redditor
not surprised desu

POST

There is literally nothing wrong with phoneposting

gonna play CKII and watch toronto lose desu lads, nothing u can do to stop me

>X-mas List for Grease
>poutine from Wendy's
>/lifelong/ jersey, Fleury #29
>Moosehead, Keg maybe
that could be waiting for you, if we ever coordinate a Game Meeting
>Game Meeting is a great idea, super /cozy/

the laffs arent playing today?

Here is the shirt, got it free buying a 12 pack of Moosehead. Even has the liquor store on the sleeve.
>took it out of my laundry basket

Will there be a gayer post than this in this /hoc/
Place bets

correct

Stop posting faggot

Don't know about the rest of you fellas, but I just now stopped laughing at the leafs

Moosehead is a canadian beer. Pretty good beer tbqh.

It's cool to know that Moosehead is sold down in the US. I have a couple of times the same white t-shirt from a promotion a few years ago.

contribute to the conversation or ignore him desu

Reckon I wont based solely on your post.

So the ducks get healthy around Christmas. Make a run and qualify 2nd in the Pacific. The lightning stay as the top team in the east and we finally get our disknee bowl.

They fucking got BTFO by the YOTES

WHY OH WHY would you stop laughing at them NOW?

Exquisite post

>Kesler
no

Its good as far as lagers go. Has a nice pilsner taste other macro brews dont have. I buy it when I cant decide on other stuff and its pretty decently priced if on sale.

plz no

all my money on full ass to ass

>Cannot Pucks


>flowers =\

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Joyeux Noël Grease

When was the last time the flyers won the Stanley Cup. Surely a team so passionate they boo their own team over a penalty has won recently.

you make me want to tear up in gratitude vetbro!

kek

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No oilels/bloos?

I think I could live on poutine

why pass to maroon for the shot? he fucking cant shoot for shit

No problem

god that movie is fucked up

Fuck it, I'll chip in

>connelly hnnnnnn??

>klefbom
haha holy shit

>babbys first movie

you need to be over 18 to post here

>can't leave guys unmolested
Oh Pierre

I eat poutine at least once a week.

In Montréal, if you don't eat poutine at least once a month, you get deported

Wanna make it the first Nuck-Noight match of next season?

figure it would give every more time to Coor- Dinate
>if anyone Seriously gonna Go!

fuck Gordon Ramsay, if your food doesn't look like a gremlin that has been microwaved it's not attractive presentation to me.

I mean it. I like it messy, all the good stuff blending in.

it's great

kek why havent you frogs deported the thousands of haitians then?

*tonguefucks his stitches*

oh goodness =(

nah man. I just knew way to many people at the time who were going through the same kind of shit. Literally saw a college kid get hooked on cocaine, his widow mother kept trying to reach out to him while he was in college, he sucked her dry for coke money, disappeared into the college town, she kept trying to find him, got hooked on xanax and all thiis shit because he was her only family alive. over the course of year he was a full blown coke head without a soul and teeth, she loser her hair shrunk down to 90 lbs had a break down went to a mental hospital when she found out he OD'D after giving a bunch of black guys blow jobs and going on a coke binge.

I met him the first week kind of hung out with him, he fell off. His mom would come around trying to find him every couple of weeks. She was pretty awesome. It was like watching someone die of cancer slowly in horrible denial the whole time. She'd leave really sweet desperate notes outside his dorm. You'd go outside she'd be there sitting, crying. She'd try to hide it. She'd talk to me, she had no one but him. It was brutal man.

shit scarred me for life

hopefully he died, degenerates don't deserve to live

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Because they eat poutine and speak french, why do you think?

Shit, user, that sucks. Didn't mean to bring up that shit. Hope you kept on going even after all that happened.

Hope you're better and that his mom somehow survived all that.

pic related is the cokehead in question

>redditmonton pantsoilers
And people unironically thought they were cup contenders

>Talbot

talbot should never have started this game, it was obvious after the game in dallas

fucking jesus mclel

>didn't boopd Da Mama
lost opportunity
to bone a Tragedy

god damn, wonder if the nurse drai rumors are true

>oilels already pulling their goalie

what

I'm afraid to come to the u.s. Can't we do it in Canada?

>another butthurt canuck
Shocker, ducks have actually been doing well without Kesler and getzlaf. With even just Getz back they'll be a powerhouse similar to the pens last year. Able to take injuries and keep rolling 4 lines.
Excellent response boltsbro

he died bro. It's what broke her. He died 2 weeks before christmas. they found him on the college library steps. it was in the news. It broke her heart, she came by that day trying to blame the RA hysterical. She left crying, she had a wig because of the hair loss. It was so fucked up.

It was like watching this hopeful widow so proud of her son going to college completely fall apart. She was so positive and caring. She only wanted him to do well. He kept lying to her, and ducking her. She kept getting more and more desperate. He took all her money, her hope and her heart.

I'm going to go now.

kekeroni, she deserves it for not cutting him off

first night of next season, First Canuck- Golden Knight game, in Vegas
good multi party meet up location, always good prices for flights to Vegas
>/hoc/ Slumber Party
>grease said he'd go -_-

This was fucking just broadcast by ESPN during the Vancouver Chinks game

>Broilers
>Bripping Balls
>Breaming of /hoc/

e!spn doesnt ever talk about hokkei or hongcouver.

>Allow me to fund your desperate addiction
America is fucked to the gills
SMOKE UP BRAHS

Gonna go out and me a burger to watch with the game. Fries or chicken tendies?

POUTINE MY DUDE

North America
all of us
need to fix it, on the double
I say to make the Cabinet draw straws on who we hang; Trump or Pence

Post an image with more talent

Protip: you can't

>habs pre-game "highlight" reel is all goals against

lolll @ grease getting BTFO by the cantpucks

also, it's now 4-1 Vanpooper against flylels

No salt on the fries

There's no poutine to be found in my state my dude

A little salt is okay

you are a based poster and I only wish Sean was here with us

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>Sean =\
I remember him, but he carried to much baggage, to many Anti-Sean posters

get onion rings with cheese curds and gravy

aka Nova Scotia Poutine

poutine is reddit

No cheese curds or gravy near me either. I don't really like onion rings anyway

>memories

america is literally the most reddit country on the planet

wtf where do you live that doesn't have gravy