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What does Messi use to wash?

A Batha

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i don't get it

he uses the shower when he's messi

I don't get it

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i don't get it

How do you find a swede?

In a gay bar

Jürgen Klopp was minding his business walking in the beautiful city of Liverpool when he notices an old lady trying to get across the streets. He walks up to her and ask, "Can you manage Fraulein?". The old lady looks up and throw her arms into the air: "Oh you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to clean it up for you now"

Did you just google "Best Premier League Jokes"

Now why would I do that

Marco Reus is driving through Gelsenkirchen and the police stops him.

>Police: May I see your driving licence?
>Reus: Driving licence? What is that?
>Police: The thing with your face in it.
>Reus: Alright
>Reus reaches in his handbag and hands over his makeup mirror to the police
>Police looks into the mirror
>Police: Sorry we didn't know you were a police man as well. Drive on!

Vitór Baía is walking thrrough the streets of Porto and notices a building on fire
>Mother: Help! Help! My son is in there!
>Baía: Don't worry I'll save him
>Baía: Jump into my arms and I'll catch you
The child jumps and and Vitór Baía easily saves him
The locals applaud and cheer him, and he thanks them and quickly passes it up front

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Replace him with Helton and it would also work

Only funny when a german tells it tbqh

Its highly likely that one did

What did he mean by this

Why did Jardel got killed by a killer whale at Zoomarine?

>he did a header to the fish the zookeeper thrown at the whale

I dont get it

But was it inside or outside the area?

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What would Cheick Tiote do if he was still alive?
He would scratch the coffin lid

Why is it called real Madrid? is there a fake Madrid?

Why is it called Germany? is there a Gerfew?

Why is it called Westham? Is there an Eastbacon?

Why is it called Poland? Is there a Pisea?

Boipucci

An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."

Which English striker does the best impression of an eastern European?

Peter Crouch

fucking kek

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Am I to stupid too understand jokes? Or to smart?