Qarabag - Chelsea Match Thread

Qarabag XI - Literally who

Chelsea XI - Courtois; Azpilicueta,
David Luiz, Rudiger; Zappacosta, Kante,
Fabregas, Alonso; Willian, Hazard, Pedro.

Match starts in 25 bings

First for Carrier Bag

how do I get a Bag of Quara?

For me, it's Hari Kehill

HOPE CHELSEA LOSE \o/

For me? Villian

nearly forgot >we had an early kickoff

>tfw youre the same age as Christensen
>tfw NEET watching anime for a living

Score prediction?

Kili Skott is /ourguy/

>inglaterra
>alemania
never knew azerbabijani language was like that

I’m unironically going to say 1-1 for memes

>for a living

?

>Willian, Hazard, Pedro.
Lineup almost as sexy as the manager.

Tibo Kurtua for me

Šehić MOTM again?

0-3

same

1-2 desu

if double digits qarabag wins 0-0

Is this the comfy thread?

why is anime always so fucking gay? i'm not an homophobe tho, just asking

very comfy

REMEMBER THOSE WALLS I BUILT???
WELL BABY THEYRE TUMBLING DOWN
THEY DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A FIGHT
THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND
I FOUND A WAY TO LET YOU IN
BUT I NEVER REALLY HAD A DOUBT
STANDING IN THE LIGHT OF YOUR HALO
I GOT MY ANGEL NOW

It just is

Why can't I have beard genes like Conte?

Mmm I get it now, thanks

No problemo!

>assard as a false 9

Lads, there's pretty qt girl asking me to hang out, however I kind of want to watch CL tonight if I'm being honest. What do? Keep in mind that I've supported Juventus since I was four so tonight is quite big.

>Qarabag XI - Literally who
Rude

Invite her over to watch the match with you

>caring more about some foreign club than getting laid
you must be an homo

This game is on at Buffalo Wild Wings on my lunch break. Who should I root for?

Doubt she'd like that desu

Not foreign, Italian studying in Leiden.

Carrier Bag

Oh
my...

Why does the >literally who team have Chelsea on the ropes

This makes much more sense than English.

Wow, didn't know Chelsea's striker situation to be this grim. One injury and they're fucked up.

Mmm, then I'd say her I can't today and invite her tomorrow or something

Chelsea are only in first gear, they'll probably wake up after that scare

who /atwork/ here

if she's asking to go out with you and you only then I'd go for it, if she's just inviting you to hang out with her friends then fuck it, stay home and enjoy your 90 minutes of De Sciglio lost in space and time.

>i'ts a strikezard episode
It never works, why do they do this.

Dubs and I am going to crack open a cold one

>macbook air
Richfag

This is a joke, right? I am middle middle class. Now, if I had a MacBook Pro...

What website is that?

Dubs and you drink toilet water

re-rolling

Reddit

I have a $150 chromebook

ERA PENAL

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

LMAO

ERA desu

Fuck right off semen slurping 'sport', back to videogames it is

well then.. gifted the game then

I thought they scrapped the triple punishment rule

Era penal, era roja

JUST

refball
poor azeris

www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=3227&page=xmslksskslkxmsllkskm

only is the action is in an attempt to play the ball

im a chelsea fan and that was kinda bad. A penalty kick and red card for one iffy tackle. what the fuck

It only counts if you try to play the ball.

What gaym?

I like Chelsea but I'd rather watch them lose than this crap.

Why are Qarabag such slimy niggers?

>refball to beat qarabag

>Having Navi on full screen
>Not trolling in the chat

ISHYDDT

Bit harsh as he went in strong more than anything, but he knocked him off balance so a red is technically correct

You forgot your fedora

Shame, ruined game

Overwatch my man

Hazard cool as ice

>Red card and one down in 20 mins

Literally me on Football Games

...

It's just so blatant. It ruins what would be a comfy match.

>''''premier'''' teams diving and making football worse for everybody
nothing new la's, hope they get banned from european competitions for 5 years again

SHAN'T be watching anymore of this.

MANNAGGIA A DIO

>2pm and I'm drunk af
what am i doing with my life lads

He is so fucking thicc

the right thing, my black friend

>what am i doing with my life lads
What you should be doing

>Sub on tall forward and spam crosses to make it 2-1

Everytime

>he drinks Fernet and Cola

studying

yeah, what's wrong with it

we mixed 2 shitty things and made a great one

>requiring refball to roll over Qarabag

Shameless re-roll

roll

Dubs and you hug your sister

>azpi with the cross
>no alvaro to head it in

The Azpa-Mora connection is becoming deadly.

dubs and you will buy the cheapest whisky you can find and down the bottle today

>tfw no deadly Alonso-Morata connection

Reroll for you to abstain from the gains goblin

dubs and you blow up a mosque

Qua
Ra
Bag
*clap clap clap*