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/mma/ News:
>Coach: Nate Diaz should get $15 million for next fight, won’t likely compete at UFC 219
mmafighting.com/2017/11/22/16689950/coach-says-nate-diaz-would-outbox-tyron-woodley-but-fight-unlikely-ufc-219

>John Lineker steps in to face Jimmie Rivera at UFC 219
mmafighting.com/2017/11/21/16687612/john-lineker-steps-in-to-face-jimmie-rivera-at-ufc-219

>Alleged battery victim claims he needed staples, concussion symptoms treatment after Volkan Oezdemir punch
mmafighting.com/2017/11/20/16682450/alleged-battery-victim-claims-he-needed-staples-concussion-symptoms-treatment-volkan-oezdemir-punch

>Champ Daniel Cormier to 'go to the next guy' if Volkan Oezdemir's legal woes scrap UFC title fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/champ-daniel-cormier-to-go-to-the-next-guy-if-volkan-oezdemirs-legal-woes-scrap-ufc-title-fight

>Kailin Curran full pre-fight interview at UFC-Shanghai
youtube.com/watch?v=jTTfr9F2uzs

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Who is your choice for UFC woman fighter of the year?

only donks dont watch RiZiN

>le if you disagree with me you're a donk man

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Michael Bisping vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Li Jingliang vs. Zak Ottow
Wang Guan vs. Alex Caceres
Muslim Salikhov vs. Alex Garcia

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>BisGOAT
>Ottow
>Caceres
>Salikhov

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what did he mean by this?

nice body, would fuck. Still a bit too much negro features though for my taste. I prefer slightly lighter mullatos desu

FEDOR PLS

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think he implies tony turned down a fight with him on Dec. 30th.
Who wouldnt turn down a fight with a tiramisu kebap that cant make weight though, especially if you have a gooby fight in clear sight...

Mir will KO Fedora for sure my guy

I would have rather seen Rampage against Mitrione.

Fedor
Mitrione
Bader
Chael

this guy is a real pain in the ass lol
i hope he shows up and edson kicks him in the face

How many mice? Just one? I'm on my way.

All these events, and all these darn links
all these pretenders think they freaking slick?
OP so important on a power trip
so, sit your butt down, brotha take a seat
you wont beat him he has all day, the neet
and while at it, enjoy aspen's doggos and mountain top views
cause he did it again, topped with the flipping news
so I thank him on behalf of all of you

THANK YOU!

>mobile mini

keep dreaming kid. Khabib is destined to be the LW GOAT
Tony's reasoning is understandable. Eagle gonna come for the belt soon no matter what

that's funny coming from a juicy little slut like u would love u to say anything to my face fucken cheating little betch u another steroid usin bitch look at your pathetic bitch ass

How bout u go an fuck off /heem/ then you peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about steroids who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

>>r/mma

SO ROSE WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS
>can i get some water up here?

youtube.com/watch?v=i-mIgXDfpHU

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>knowing r/mma content

lads, what flavors should I get? I'm thinking Texas Mesquite and Garlic Parmesan for the dry rubs, plus Afterburner. and boneless wings, of course

wingsover.com/food/?p=food

steroids
just like claudia, tecia, and jessica andrade

Reminder: this is the natty female limit and ONLY clean UFC champion.

I bet she could give me a powerful jerk off

>tecia
>steroids

Would you go alone at an event?
I'm thinking of going to this by myself

when I see that it reminds me of how much of a chinlet joanna is. No way Rose hits harder than a 7th grader with that physique

youtu.be/AbsRtuoIDSc

>t. (You(gay))

Brock: ded
Honda: ded
GSP: back, but for how long?
Conor: faded star
Rory: left
Brown Pride: who fucking knows, is he ded? retired? working at Sam's Club?
Sage: went nowhere
Mickey Gall: meh
JJ (female): ded
JJ (male): degenerate, pls fuck off and don't come back
Rose: won't last
Cody: ded

So we have (maybe) GSP and (maybe) Conor. If those two walk, what does the UFC have left for star power? Looks like nothing.

>rory cain sage gall joanna rose cody >listed with brock mcgregor etc
are you high?

Half of those arnt even stars you fucking brainlet

>taking a canadian post seriously

Go for it. Unless you have severe social anxiety or are afraid kanacken herds.
Cause there is gonna be a lot of them at the event if I look at the fighters

youtube.com/watch?v=83HWYYA8qAw
look at how many times paige gets hit clean lol

are these all ufc rejects?

>Rose was the betting underdog.

/heem/

Could you take her?

youtube.com/watch?v=J60kFYEL2mU

we should do predictions for the tournament, have they posted a bracket yet?

Would prime Fedor beat prime Cain if both execute their gameplans perfectly (to the limit of their peak skills) and it simply comes down to who's the better pure fighter?

No bracket or dates yet

PVZ should have just tapped to one of the early subs, that was a prolonged beatdown

It's a coin flip, Fedor no longer has a chin, Mir never had one to begin with, they're both old as shit, who really knows

Yes, Cain is overrated and gassed the fuck out the moment he fought someone that didn't become a zombie when he hit them

why do UK posters have such shit trolling skills?

lmao coker did it so he can rig the final

>he didn't fap to that fight
pleb

Cain was who the UFC wanted to be their Fedor and was marketed to hell and back as a future GOAT but was never on the level that he was advertised as

how would our girl Jade do against her?
If Jade can land and early takedown she will wrestlefuck that little russian slut Franke Edgar style

the way they blatantly allowed him to duck overeem was pathetic, no one seems to bring it up for some reason.

If Overeem beat Browne they might not have had to make the JDS rubber match so quickly, but I'm not really sure. They are dumb as fuck and could've planned it that way all along.

rig the final to be what? I will say they gave Chael probably his best matchup.

You guys figured out who that girl is?

good thing they get Ngannou now. he's ngannou destroy that division

>scripture on chest

JUST

reminder that MMA is a fascist sport all LIBRULS leave now

>t. guy who doesn't train

yeah, some anons stalked her insta. One user even got an old webcam video of her where she is like 8 years old. Creepy shit

Whoa, a photo of Racquel without dad bod

>scripture anywhere

Tattoo in cursive is modern version of a tramp stamp.

choose one

Not equating these guys with GSP and Brock but...
Cain was going to be a star back when he killed Brock.
Rory is an enigmatic fighter and fan favourite that the UFC was stupid to lose.
Sage was being marketed as the next star before he turned out to be nothing, Why do you think Gall wanted to fight him?
Gall had tons of hype off the Punk fight.
Cody turned 50% of /heem/ into his nuthuggers in one year.

Im the best trip

Obviously Kookie. Shevchenko is too intimidating for a little dyel manlet like myself.

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i like the dance that shevchenko does
but karolina is cute

prolly valentina

OMG it's nearly BISPING time!
woohoo!
This weekend he fights AGAIN, what a LEGEND

it puts the trip off

Canada and Australia were British colonies.

Despite those countries now being infinitely greater than the UK, in every conceivable way (including having a Canadian, Mark Carney, running the UK), the Brits still feels so superior that they refuse to learn from Canadians and Ozzies who are, by all acclaim, the world's greatest shitposters and trollers.

Val for sure

>Despite those countries now being infinitely greater than the UK
This leaf delusion

Val, cause
Russians > Polacks

It doesn't feel right that gsp won against BISPING.
BISPING looked a bit fat and slow but he's NOT a pussy so he won't say if he was injured or had a bad camp.

thoughts?

>The image quality on the posters
Learn how to change image size you turd

>Russians > Polacks
any specific reason?
before you ask i never had any experience with any of those 2

Whats the fight you are most excited about this year?
For me its Reem vs. Ngannou

you stupid or are you dumb? its a screenshot you goof

mfw

just from personal experience.
I know a lot of nice polish people but also quite a lot of backstabbing cunts who are polish.
In contrast, almost all russians I know are pretty chill and friendly

EIRE

>Those pixels
Nigger i bet you're just pressing t and manually resizing them like a fucking brainlet

he probably has encountered a lots of Polish intellectuals in Germany

same goes for me for the Russian intellectuals in Greece

>i bet you're just pressing t and manually resizing
you stupid or are you dumb?

>delusion
Aw, you're adorable.

>Using Illustrator
KEK

FUCK I FINALLY FOUND CALENDERS FACEBOOK

some funny af pictures

>almost all russians I know are pretty chill and friendly
i've heard from a friend who used to be a Tursteher, russkies like to stir up shit and they wouldn't allow them to enter clubs, like almost the whole town
forgot which part of germany was it
are they bad?
worst i have encountered were brits
they arent agressive but holly molly do they behave animal like

share with the class

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>roiding for this

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oh I was talking about sober middle class russians.
For sure there are also some ghetto ass motherfuckers here who get drunk everyday and start shit for no reason but there are not many "Holzrussen" (wood russians) living here where Im from