Brit/pol/ - Islamic republic of scotland edition

>RETARDED BREXIT PROTESTERS
youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3Q5hHeb6k

>NIGEL'S FULL RESIGNATION SPEECH
youtube.com/watch?v=z-QwY0mZzuA

>LEADSOM IS POLLING AHEAD OF MAY
twitter.com/britainelects/status/750008876850900994

>FASCIST MAY FORCES TELEGRAPH TO PULL ARTICLE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HER RECORD
order-order.com/2016/07/02/telegraph-pulled-article-critical-theresa-may-campaign-pressure/

>ANDREA LEADSOM: "FREE MOVEMENT WILL END", VOWS TO TRIGGER ARTICLE 50 "AS SOON AS SHE BECOMES PRIME MINISTER"
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/03/tory-leadership-andrea-leadsom-says-she-can-be-the-new-margaret/

>THERESA MAY: TRADE WITH EUROPE "MUST BE A PRIORITY", WILL NOT INVOKE ARTICLE 50 BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
itv.com/news/2016-06-30/theresa-may-launches-tory-leadership-bid/

>LEAVE.EU BACKS LEADSOM FOR TORY LEADER
bristolpost.co.uk/arron-banks-and-nigel-farage-s-leave-campaign-back-andrea-leadsom-for-tory-leader/story-29466185-detail/story.html

>TORY LEADERSHIP ELECTION: SENIOR MPS PLANNING ON FORCING REMAINER CRABB INTO SECOND PLACE AND THEN CONVINCING HIM TO LET REMAINER THERESA MAY RUN UNOPPOSED
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/senior-tories-plotting-bring-quick-end-leadership-contest/

>KEKWELL "WILL NOT STAND FOR LEADERSHIP AFTER NIGEL FARAGE"
twitter.com/daily_politics/status/749942344498151424

>SCARED ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN PLEASE QUIT"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36693835

>CHILCOT: "BLAIR WON'T BE PUT ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES BUT SOLDIERS MIGHT BE"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/02/outrage-as-war-crimes-prosecutors-say-tony-blair-will-not-be-inv/

>CHRIS EVANS ABANDONS TOP GEAR
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36707266

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twitter.com/faisalislam/status/750391464442626048
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R E M I N D E R

First for Karen

Marion

Come on bros, comfort me with info that we won't get fucking May as our next PM.

Bitch would stuff a camera up your arse if you gave her half a chance.

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>RETARDED BREXIT PROTESTERS
youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3Q5hHeb6k

God I want to hate fuck that slag so bad now.

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It's going to happen, first step in getting everything back to normal but with tighter control on public opinion so we don't get uppity again.

>Voting for A LITERAL NIGGER MANLET as UKIP leader

reddit butthurt power hour begins

Reminder Project Fear is now Project Regrexit

youtube.com/watch?v=6TXa1DbiNrk

nth for based Cymru

Just gave my sister a massive dose of redpill.

> She's whining about how West doesn't give a shit about the Medina attacks
> Tell her no one cares about yet another arabs blowing up arabs attack. The Western media don't report its because its not in our interest or even locality.
> Goes on a tangent about Islam is peaceful blah blah its only extremists, Christians attack people too.
> Tell her there are very little if any Christian attacks on civilians and whenever it does it is utterly condemned by the faith. Meanwhile Muslims attack hundreds of times a year and imams don't condemn it or even vocally accept it.
> Says that Christian attacks happen its not just Islam.
> Ask her to tell me an example.
> Can't even respond.
> Now give me an example of Muslim attacks.
> Won't respond
> List off Medina, Paris, Boston, London, 9/11, Boko Haram, murders of christians and jews throughout Africa and Middle East.

Ended up saying ask a Muslim to shun IS and the idea of a Calphate. See what happens.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

what about that Raheem lad, doesn't seem to bad for a paki.

You arent me.

I have come to the unfortunate conclusion that this country does not have the collective balls to make brexit work.

Apocalypse incoming.
Been a pleasure shitposting with you lads.

Je suis Marion

>The Alt-Right

Yeah I bet patriotic working-class conservatives will love Milo and being told constantly why the ability to bear rocket launchers in public is a fundamental human right

Who's ready for sensible but stern mummy to take control back?

Please no more pakis in power. They're too tribal.

Talking of IS.

Have you noticed that they have dropped using DAESH after they were called out trying to hide the real name?

They now use "So-called Islamic State" !

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Will we still be able to shitpost during the Apocalypse?

Absolutely NOT

What the UK needs is what's known as the EU "financial passport." What the EU doesn't want is trade barriers for goods entering Britain, this would do too much damage to an already fragile eurozone.

This financial passport allows the City banks to operate from London whilst selling their services to the single market. The reason they want to stay in London is because Britain secured a series of very important exemptions from EU regulation. For instance, they're not under the regulation of the catastrophe that is the European Central Bank, they get to remain under the Bank of England (an institution they trust enormously). There's a whole list of other exemptions they get to enjoy while maintaining access to the single market. London is such a prime city for finance that even Swiss banks have based their EU operations there to enjoy all these conditions.

To retain that, they need this financial passport, or they're going to have to move operations to somewhere in Europe. They absolutely do not want to do this (to give you an idea, one of the exemptions Britain gets is on banker bonus caps so it'd literally affect their salaries).

It all comes down to whether the UK and the EU can agree that one (access to the UK market) is worth the other (the financial passport).

Is May gonna drag us all out of our houses at the crack of dawn once she's PM, /pol?

Well at least she didn't bring up the crusades. There's hope yet.

It absolutely astounds me that Islam is apparently so special that it gets its own "so-called" prefix on its rowdy extremists cunts, which no other violent, extremist or terrorist organisation has ever received.

Degenerates have got away with it for too long.

He's not that kind of paki, he seems like he just wants to be like a white shitposter but I get your point.

Didn't know he was alt right, all I know about him is breitbart and his twitter shitposting.

>implying i weigh little enough to simply "drag" out of a basement

>implying May won't lock you away for your filthy pedo Karen posting

Arron Banks for UKIP leader who's with me?

CRABB PULLING OUT

BACKING MAY

Saving this post to report you to Marshall May you fucking paedo

If you want UKIP to die overnight, sure.

Fucking hell lads.
>brit/pol/ is a right wing cesspool
>/r/unitedkingdom is a leftist hugbox
>no place for centrist moderates
Really don't know what to do. Might kill myself if I don't find a place that's sensible. I only ever come here for the bants anyway.

CONFIRMED


twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/750405911890518017


twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/750405911890518017

twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/750405911890518017

May 165
Leadsom 66
Gove 48

Undecided 50

Did a thing lads

youtube.com/watch?v=d5XJ2GiR6Bo

Theresa May
Leadership candidate today
You know we can't describe
The way she'll ruin our way of life

There's one thing to say
In the EU we'll stay
Oh Theresa May
Never letting us get our way

Theresa May
Said goodbye to free speech today
That internet you have
Blocked and filtered and hidden away

Theresa May
Leadership candidate today
You know we can't describe
The way she'll ruin our way of life

There's one thing to say
In the EU we'll stay
Oh Theresa May
Never letting us get our way

It's September 9th
Voting ended and result is tight
At least there's something we already know
It's never going to be Michael Gove

Theresa May
Hopes to be the PM some day
You know she'll never let
The electorate get their way

Which hurts your arse more, the fence sitting or the anal sex?

FULL STATEMENT FROM CRABB

twitter.com/faisalislam/status/750391464442626048

>current year
>being a centrist

Wew lad, bit edgy

Please god no not fucking May

WHY MAY

I feel like a fucking bernie supporter now watching everything crumble.

Save us Mummy!

yanks are alright, fuck off

CRABB AND FOX ARE OUT

IT'S OVER

GOVE TO GOVERN!

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That's not Crabb

This kills the Crabb

Expect May's count to go down (despite all Crabb's gang backing her) and Gove's to shoot up. They're going to steal this from based mummy.

>Remainers backing remainers

Wew. Didn't see that coming.

GOVE OUT!
MUMMY IN!

Shit.

Alright I'll try and find the statement

> Being a centrist in this time of turmoil of chaos between socialists and alt-right.

WEWLAD
BORING

Checked. Tory LBC guy said Gay will get all of Snibbety snab's backers. Feels badman.

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That's what his wife said.

holy fuck...

(((centrist)))
FAKIN BLAIREEEEETS

Confirmation that Leadsom talked about the "Three B's"

Banking
Babies and
BTFO

nicely done

IT'S COMING BRIT/POL/

Crab is out

tl;dr snibbity snab

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What did she say about babies? She's already had 3.

someone got the this kills the crab??

Kill yourself lad.

You might like /r/ukpolitics

CRABB ON SKY NEWS SHILLING FOR MAY

You couldn't make this up

BREAKING: CRABB PULLS OUT SIDEWAYS

SNIBBITY SNAB SNAPPED

FACK OFFF FACKIN BLAIREEEETS

> May as PM

Holy fuck I might actually vote Labour if Corybn is reelected.

>May
>Merkel
>Hillary

>centrist moderates
>anyone who isn't a Blairite like me is an extremist
Get to fuck

twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/750407412050305024

No maternity or paternity leave

One baby policy

etc etc

Daily reminder that England is 85% white

Further reminder that Scotland is 96% white

Well fuck me sideways and call me Charlie.

Fuck off retard.

is he the bjork guy?

Reminder that Clinton's downfall will be inevitable

>Further reminder that Scotland is 96% white
Yeah but 70% of that 96% is eastern European.

reminder that May will reopen the pits and put all you comfy neets to work

> 96%

No wonder your all entitled socialist dickheads, you have barely experienced the effects of immigration.

>all that Sup Forums fanfiction about the Emails
>no criminal charges

LEL

>Scotland is 96% white

And 100% cucked

[concern troll]WE'RE GOING TO GET THERESA FUCKING GAY. THE ESTABLISHMENT HAVE WON. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/concern troll]

I hope so user

this is very tl;dr but we are all incredibly proud of Dad for Brexit going through

if you're on Sup Forums and pro-EU just fucking lol

>Scotland is 96% white

not for much longer if you leave the uk

>faggots calling me a blairite

No. I'm the opposite kind of centre. I'm for traditional traditional social policies but for progressive economic policy, which is vice versa of Blairism.

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