USMNT: 2017 GOLD CUP CHAMPIONS

Reminder that Usa is the current champion of Concacaf

bumping

That and 50 cents will get you a Coke. But not a World Cup berth.

>wins a C team cup
>proceeds delusion about qualifying
>fails to qualify against tranny dad and toe bagel

No one but delusional My Little sawker autists cared.
>almost all new players from MlelS
>play like fucking garbage - hardly create chances, concede goals to amateur teams like Martinique and Nicaragua
>retarded manager is scared enough to call up the A team veteran shitters because the squad is just too garbage to even win a C team tournament
>barely beat Costa rica who were missing players in a home stadium and play a close game with a shitter like Jamaica in the final
>"HOORAYYYYY MLELS STRONK"
>Costa rica then rapes us at home in an important game with those same MlelS shitters and Honduras outplays us completely while we barely get a draw in the last minute
No one should ever take these mickey mouse tournaments seriously.

Did they lose on purpose? Don't want to visit Russia?

This. We should just play Copa America.

as long as brainlet chicanolards keep paying to watch mexico vs Antigua y Barbuda the meme gold cup is going to stay

this

tbf regional cups are prone to really crazy upsets.
Anyone who saw the 2000 Gold Cup could attest to that.

Gold cup was alright when it was made every 4 years

Now since Concacaf jews decided to make it every 2 years it became a total meme cup

>TRIAL AND TRIBULATION
>TOOTHPASTE AND TOOTHBRUSH
>TIA AND TAMERA
>TIANANMEN AND TEGUCIGALPA

>>TIANANMEN
Wew

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Reminder that Chile is the current champion of CONMEBOL
WOO HOO
Reminder that Cameroon is the current champion of CAF
WOO HOO
Reminder that New Zealand is the current champion of OFC
WOO HOO

They should play in a glorious supertournament, don't you think so? We can also invite footballing giants like Italy and Netherlands, that would be a great show for sure!

>concacaf cup not doubled up as world cup qualifiers

It's not fair AmeriBros REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>concacaf cup doubled up as world cup qualifiers
>everyone plays seriously
>USMNT loses to weed and reggae

Armenia is so irrelevant I cant even point you out in a map

It was a conspiracy by the CIA & the Mossad to boycott Russia.

> american ejucation

Cuck's WC USA 2018

Group A
> USA
> Italy
> Cameroon
> New Zealand

Group B
> Neatherlands
> Ghana
> Chile
> Greece

Semifinals
1st A vs 2nd B
1st B vs 2nd A

>usmnt
you cucked non-white, 56% looking motherfuckers

Scotland v Ireland in a sympathy friendly

Oh yes, the mickey mouse cup.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz........