2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #5 - England 59-1
/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND
wish I had enough money to head down to the driving range lads
haven't had a swing in months
Rugby.
Really want Fish and Chips but the shop is closed right now.
'ranged
You're in the club and this guy slaps your stumps. What do you do?
Can u imagine being 27 years old, like 200cm tall and one of the most feared fast bowlers in world cricket yet still have acne lmao
isn't this thread 4?
lads
give me a video to wank to
or ill just wank to that taco belle lez video again
>Cuckfield
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haven't had fish and chips for ages
i don't review and head back to the pavilion
Same but why the fuck is it closed it's 4pm.
Werdum is a poofta for picking on Based Covington
give him a kiss
youtu.be
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Looking at these highlights from 2010, the Aus bowling seemed to be more high energy than what was served up today.
Missed all the threads so far
What Happened?
>le fug Broad he didn't walk
has there ever been a more pathetic forced meme?
someone powerrank the aussie states in terms of importance and where youd wanna live
Could demolish some right now with some potato scallops mmmmmmm
>(*Interesting*)
>doesn't have fish in his freezer and potatoes in his cupboard
You're a mess mate.
this is bigger than mine
vinces gf lads.
Fuck all raj
>thinking its the same taste as going to your fish and chippie
Also who else puts a ton of vinegar on their chips?
1. Victoria/New South Wales
POWER GAP
10. Western Australia
11. Brisbane
POWER GAP
50. South Australia
51. Tasmania
POWER GAP
9999998. ACT
9999999. Northern Territory
Truth bomb right here.
>the state of that aussie bowling lineup
>bowls better than our current "elite" fast bowlers
Don't wanna be seen looking at tranny dicks at work m8
In fact I do but I can't deep fry it. Would love some buttered fish sandwiches right now.
heavy drizzle
All that matters is that NT is at the bottom.
so you wanna look at them, you just dont wanna get caught..
Why do we let Pissbin host games again?
doesn't have a deep frier for when the chippy is shut
>Brisbane
Yeah it's called Queensland m8. And ACT should be higher, it's comfy.
Damn guess you've checkmated me. Only 45 minutes until it opens anyway.
Anyone in /cric/ watch the Kettering incident?
It made Tassie look pretty comfy
I know it's early days, and there's only been one session, so I'm sure things will change.
Yeah dunno what I was thinking there, might be the piss
ACT is shit. Completely soulless and filled with cunts.
First time I've heard of it desu
>Also who else puts a ton of vinegar on their chips?
The idea is to essentially make a soup using vinegar and chips.
night lads
Good lad. If there is vinegar still there that hasn't dried up I will drink the rest of it.
>rain delay
Thought it was sunny before.
Wa is ok
Nsw is muslim
Vic is chink
Nt is boongs
Sa is a barrel of fun
Act is politicians
Qld is without a doubt the best state in Australia. All other states wish they were as good as Queensland.
>Suicideland
australian summer they said
When will the US cricket team BTFo you poor fags
Link to channel 9 stream??
1. Where I grew up
2. Everywhere else
3. Brisbane
major chhOOOOoooooOOon alert
Based curator
Night m80
you cant even win your own pasttime you wanker.
go lose some more boreball to 3rd world spics and chinks
What kinda soft cunt goes to the cops over a boomerang?
First for Clarke's hair
This is our wet season m80
can confirm
t.saw your mum last night
Joseph Intercourse
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anyone have a link to a stream please?
last one just shit the bed
I'm a very good looking bloke
Pup looks cooked. Is he dying?
Bingle drained the life force out of him and he's now technically aged 89.
>queue "h-h-haha we w-weren't even trying" post in 3... 2... 1...
Here you are m8
*pisses on you*
>ACT
>good
Yah nah it's full of commie hipster cunts
Nuke it.
What's Gabba short for lads
>still don't have roofs
that's one thing it definitely is not
Wollongabba, the suburb it's in
Gabbagool
There's no damn cricket?
>Ausrains
the ACT is full of either elitist public servant cunts or filthy povo bogans
you either find cunts at cafes or cunts at RSLs
>archive footage
See ya tomorrow lads.
Post a picture of your lunch please
>game goes for five days
>always ends in a draw because rain delays play
Nice """sport""" you have here.
makes sense to reduce it to 4 days desu
The worst part is this happens regularly and curators STILL produce roads.
*Blocks your knighthood*
Fellas
>Forgetting surprisingly BASED Tasmania
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>rain delay
This is now an /afl/ thread until it stops raining
Which player do (You) want >your team to draft lads?
>The Dreams of Lesser Men
>These Things are not Inherent
>The Regressor
Looks good m8 how is it?
Who else hyped about Amazon tomorrow.
Ivan you fat cunt
It's really nice mate. Gonna have to go back to work now though.
I knew i forgot someone. Tassie seems alright. beautiful looking place
do aussies rate the gabba? the more i see of it the less impressive it looks
I'm Ivan's wife. And it's okay for me to be fat because I'm pregnant again.
Take it easy m8
Ivan you fat cunt
>Day 1 literally rained off after one session
JUST