/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #6 - Vince & Stoneman Partnership - 114-1

If Mark Stoneman was royalty, he'd be Mark Nobleman.

Rugby.

>When you’ve had to use your Long Service Leave to keep getting paid for the last 7 weeks and you find out your Workcover claim has been approved so you’ll get all of it back.

what happened to straffo

>cuckfield gets a fifty
/cric/ btfo

Tipping Cummins to take a quick 5 now

'If' Mark Stoneman was mentally handicapped he'd be Mark Stonemong

If Mark Stoneman was a female, he'd be Mark Noman

Every Ashes I have to decide which of these two shitty teams I hate less.

ONLY THE CRAP AUSSIE WEATHER CAN STOP A 5-0 ENGLISH WHITEWASH

you are pathetic

>my tax is being used to fund Straffo's McDonalds

disgusting

If Mark Stoneman were a dog he'd be Mark Stonedog.

Every Indian-Pakistan match I have to decide which of these two shitty teams I hate less

*leaves*

If Mark Stoneman was a body part he would be Mark Abdomen

yeah wicket's definitely coming

*doesnt leave*

>The Sausage and Egg McMuffin is far and away the superior McMuffin and all who disagree are lost souls

If Mark Stoneman was a pornstar he'd be Spark Stonedong

OOOhhhhhh gaz...........

surely India given your country's history

Gaz has looked close to one lately.

If Mark Stoneman was several kilometres away, he'd be Mark Farman
>men
Fucking Indians

I dont think thats even up for debate

kys

vince only middled one ball that over, definitely on the way

you clearly don't know their history

>this man will someday be your doctor

havent eaten mcdonalds in years lads

Dabin' Malan'

>Slater talking about Thugby Plebgue to a foreigner
>Thinking literally anyone outside of New South Wales & Queensland gives a shit about his dead sport
kek

KEK

LGTSS

>""""Rugby"""" League """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""World""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Cup

Isn't the reason Bangladesh is an independent state because India supported them in the war?

>That pool would be great to watch the cricket in for maybe the first half hour of Day 1 but after that you couldn't pay me enough to go in there. #Ashes
imagine sharing a pool with this fat fuck

Either Australia loses and everyone is happy or England loses and everyone is happy.
Great series desu.

League.

love this pic

something like that

Id share the pool with his sister tbhw

League is fucking trash lad I agree

Stoneman 50

I'd stick my penis in her vagina if you know what I'm getting at

The Ashes would be 300% more watchable if it were a series of ODIs debate me

strewth

If Stoneman was a stoner he'd be called Stonedman,

>poopelia getting BTFO by two literal whos

kek
KEK
K-E-K

Thoughts on Straffo's sister's body of work?

>45 posts
>5 IPs

Don't get it

>ODIs

You mean 20/20

Fuck, I'd like those two in the middle to crush my damn skulls with their thighs.

I demand that you kill yourself right fucking now,

from healthy mindset to this

>posts american to get them to post
>deletes his pic to use it else where so people notice

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

be good if the result of tests odi and t20 all counted

i'd give her body some work if you know what i mean

I'm not a curry

>BAINE

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I think he got PTSD from when they're was that shooting in the melbourne CBD because his call centre is a block away

>paine

>drop
Dropped

SO GLAD WE PICKED PAINE AM I RIGHT GUYS

your thoughts?

t. a woman

>starc

ODIs are even more dead than tests

>paine is the best keeper

>drops it

Does anyone know is supercoach will be running their BBL again? Only one I use with the boys and still showing last years shit.

>tfw you literally drop the Ashes

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What does she mean by this

>BEST GLOVEMAN IN AUSTRALIA

I haven't watched a cricket match since Australia v Sri Lanka in Galle 2011

What the fuck happened to Nathan Lyon's head

did he have to run for the first time in his life or something?

Never rated Paine desu.

FEEL THE PAIN

Everyone loves a good day-nighter im Brizzy m8

It's Brad Haddin two years later

.>Baddi-

Oh wait

Currently defecating

When you pick Paine, you feel the Pain.

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oi daniel, you here m8?

>feeling toey
Yum

does anyone have the 2015 Baddin dropped catch of Root gif?

He's transforming into Kubica

does Trump Hat Guy Ltd. still post here?

>ywn furiously fuck straffo's sister while he watches capeshit in the next room and tries to ignore the noise

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he was 'literally shaking'

gigantism

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That was an attractive leave.

Might invest my elite and muscular fortune with Magellan desu lads

Where's the chirping now Starc, you wog cunt.

Old man reckons Nevill would have nabbed that

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here lad, first time posting in nearly a year