/cric/ - AUSTRALIA V ENGLAND

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #8 - FIRST TEST, DAY 1

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England already playing for the draw

Hazlewood's muscular line and length has them running for cover

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More like hazleshit kek

Australia is an embarrassing country

Your fault if that is the case

Bunch of convicts if you ask me.

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Is the ashes well known in India?

Of course!

No the most cricket obsessed country in the world have little to no knowledge of the biggest test cricket series in the world

Hasn't the IT bubble burst yet in B'lore?

Among Test cricket enthusiasts, yes.

Don't like your attitude m8

Have been offered a role in a Fake Taxi kino.

Prepare your anus.

Na m8 going strong. Might switch soon with 50-60% hike.

>this should have been thread no. 9
REEEEEEEE

Indians are unironically the best quality posters on here on average.

For me, it's the inevitable bursting of the Sydney and Melbourne housing bubbles and the subsequent collapse of the Australian economy

It's true Tbh. Probably the only cricket site where you can say that

Every non anglo cricket fan wishes their country could play in the Ashes.

Kiwis are anglo and half the South African team is anglo

Don't know what's going on in Manus Island and quite frankly don't want to know

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Me on the bottom, third from right.

Just read up on what's going on in Manus Island and it wasn't nearly as bad as what I was expecting

>only recognise the fat cunt and coonvict
literally who

Recruitment is low apparently, very difficult to find a well paying job off campus these days. People born in the late 70s and 80s had it easy, lots of jobs and very less candidates. Now only brainiacs get placed in campus interviews. Life is tough for moderately above average people like myself

Bottom left is your average Australian /cric/ poster that frequents at 3am.

>New Zealand
>relevant enough to be worth mentioning

>South Africa
>Anglo

Contain your autism.

They don't want to live in resort level accommodation because they want to come here instead. Entitled cunts

Sounds like Australia

No problems for me Tbh, from on of the old IITs

As distasteful as indefinite detention is, I'm on the government's side here.

From what I'd been seeing on facebook I thought there was some dodgy shit going on, but it all seems perfectly valid.

Ignore the url it's a good article

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They'd have a better lifestyle than 99% of Papuans

What a joke

This place is better than my fucking house

They can get fucked

Predicting the English will collapse.

Are they unhappy about this or something>

And a lot of Australians mind you. They go into town to deal drugs and rape kids and the leftists want to bring them here. Boggles my mind

>Indian people facey and youtube with anonymity
that would be a ruckus
but a hilarious ruckus

>get on a boat and illegally try to enter Australia purely because you don't like the country you live in and can't be fucked trying official channels
>get given accommodation and have everything provided for you in PNG free of charge
>complain

Oh nice, IIT Bombay?

> Indians on facebook are retarded and autistic
> Indians on /cric/ are generally helpful, insightful and funny

why is this?

/cric/ attracts the best and brightest from every country obviously.

Ones who know enough English to get deep enough into the internet that they discover Sup Forums are probably a cut above the rest

No Chadd = No Win.

shudder to imagine what the average kiwi is like

Lyon bowls half decent on day one, expect Mooen to rip through the 4th innings.

>better than my fucking house
You must live in an absolute dump.

Yes

Lyon is substantially better than Moeen

Meh we have the Indo-Pak series, which objectively has more at stake than just fighting for a tiny little memorabilia with burnt wood in it.
This hold-up of matches between us will only make it more gripping when they decide to play in the future at some point.

Guwahati

>be me
>not there
damn

This is from a few years ago

Of course you're not there you dumb fuck, that's /nrl/

Yeah but he's a better bowler now, gets lovely dip. Lyon more for the bounce.

makes sense

s-sorry lad I'm slow

When do you foresee it being run in the future, seems like India autistically prevents it at every turn

Why would some literally who be in there? Absolute dumbfuck

predictions for day two?

Probably Indians don't find Sup Forums addictive and funny.
Reddit has a huge Indian userbase apparently. To be honest you really need to have a thick skin to handle the same poo jokes on every single post here. Reddit is probably a safe zone for such people.

Your parents still thinking you're a fucking failure and wanting to disown you.

>the heart of non casual /cric/
>literally who

Don't forget 9gag

For some reason everyone on the DC movies subreddit is apparently Indian according to the shit I see on Sup Forums

Don't forget the sewers where they like to swim.

water is wet the sky is blue

tell me about bancroft

Yeah mostly Indians, Mexicans and Brazilians

When the government changes

Absolute gun that got selected for the Bangladesh tour, only for it to be cancelled and him to have a bad run of form for the next year, letting Renshaw get in
He's now shitting runs again, even against Starc, Hazlewood and Cummins when he played NSW

Anyone been able to get Recaptcha working with the new Firefox+4chanX? And if so, how? Doesn't work for me and I'm getting pretty sick of clicking on pictures of cars that google AI doesn't think are cars.

That's not gonna happen soon

Have to go through fucking 4 of those things every time I have to post

Genuinely considering getting a pass

Calm down m8, it's a literal kid you're talking to.
You know how traumatic bullying can be at that delicate age of 14.

Watching Mr. Réddit's latest episode lads.

my thought process exactly, we good goys.

Yeah, probably not in the next elections at least.
They could play a series in the UAE or UK though.
BCCI and the sports ministry aren't going to miss out on all those shekels to be made for that along.

>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
Fuck him.

I don't think BCCI care as much as PCB. It won't be interesting though as their test team is shit.

shit makes sense why renshaw got dropped

wew

tipping a muscular 150 from shaun marsh

Works on violentmonkey, saw the ccd0 changelogs and he was rolling out greasemonkey fixes every day.

For me it's Joe Burns

is shaun marsh related to mitchel marsh

>from on of the old IITs
How much dowry are you going to demand?

Zero, not that type.

real NEET hours who tf up?

yeah over here richo mate

reminder

Need a gf

do you still talk with old raji?

It's thanksgiving, you don't have to work

not for a few weeks, his english makes talking to him a chore

Ivan is a fat cunt

What are you listening to lads?
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proxy off subhuman coloured

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