But why

But why

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I know why

Only women don't understand this OP. Post tits with timestamp.

he's tired of living in the same world as niggers

>tfw he probably died a virgin scaling those mountains

Just like we have retarded liberals penguins also have something similar.

le meme spam

>Still believing Pingü died

Wake up sheeple.

>apply Truman Show ending

this

Why not? I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. I think consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We sentient species became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each something worth living, when in fact life as it were is nothing, it's meaningless. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in flipper into the great white abyss, one last midnight, brothers and sisters of many different species opting out of a raw deal.

Stop saying weird shit

he couldn't afford the ass, tit, and lip surgery his girlfriend wanted so she left him for another penguin

I just came for my files, user.

Fuck off penguin-poster

What the fuck does he do all day?

You ever think about how awesome it would feel to get your dick sucked by a penguin in front of it's whole family while holding a gun to it's head?

The ancient ones called beyond the mountain of madness.

Fap

more than you

WATCH IT PINGU!!

Think about emma stones feet

>tfw I just felt like walking into the mountains yesterday

for the memes

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BUT WHY

Now that's an animal I can associate myself with.

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He heard the call of the old ones.

why didn't the cameraman help him

What if he's penguin Columbus or some shit like that and just wants to explore new frontiers for penguinkind.

fuck off reddit cock sucker

Because it's there!!

>millions of years
>still no penguin hospital

To find something more. He didn't know if he would succeed or not, but he knew he wouldn't find anything if he stayed at home.

he truly was going his own way

>not all posters on /r9k/ are human. Some might be black or even a penguin.
Really makes you think.

w-where do babies come from?

Pic is funny because the chickens don't even care an alien is among them.

is he ok

This happend

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dyou you have the one with the broken leg, that one is even worse

I hate females

>chickens

Why didn't this Falcon win best actress last night?

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He read Nietzsche

You don't get as many virtue points when you stand up for falcons.

Who dis?

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>Women cheat on their husbands while they're at work even in the animal kingdom

shut the fuck up nigger

he read Schopenhauer because if it was N he would've been walking down from the mountain to spread the wisdom gained

i like to imagine that all those penguins that do that actually find themselves in a pingu paradise, without predators and all the sweet sweet cold penguin pussy they could ever want. They live great now .

Yeah that would be awesome.

But they freeze or starve to death or get killed by another animal and die painfully all alone. I just wanted to make sure you knew that.

fugg

What's going on?

It found out it's waifu got blacked.

>Elder Thing
>Alien

They're natives to Earth and arguably has human intelligence, the narrator mentions numerous times they seemed to follow thought processes and had personalities quite similar to Man.

It was a test for humans, and humans failed. They had to provide this poor guy food and shelter during his trip.

Think about whats over those mountains

Madness.

Wisdom.

Krill.

Oh my god who cares you nerd, what would your gf think if she heard you talking like this?

Absolutely fucking retarded. never post again faggot

The aftermath

Go back.

Why are Lovecraft fags incapable of taking a joke? You'd think they would have taught you how to not be this autistic at Miskucktonic University.

Nigga do you think I would still be with my gf if she didn't enjoy Lovecraft? She sucks me off like the Colour out of Space sucks life while I talk to her about Niggerman and shoving her brain in a Mi-go jar.

Me on the left

Same autistic Lovecraftfag.

Me under the armless horse.

is this rape?

SEALED

You can't rape the dead.

Psh, I wish you were the prosecutor where I lived twelve years ago.

You really wanna put your dick in that?

Hell yeah. I've fucked pointier things.

Reminder that Schoppy is the ultimate faggy emo teen angst philosopher
he's right on a lot of things tho

Thats a seel you retart.

TFW no qt 3.14 penguin GF

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who was in the wrong here?

Someone please explain what's going on

whats going on here how are you

PGTOW

Bane?

Chiken babby die chiken make many cry for sad