Watching movie with family

>watching movie with family
>sex scene comes on

How do you handle this shit? I get really visibly nervous and agitated, my big sister makes fun of me and is like "cover your eyes, virgins aren't allowed to watch sex scenes."

I'm not that repressed. I've watched Blue is the Warmest Color with my mom.

by not being an autist

>he didnt watch irreversible with his parents

Dude just play it cool, I usually just laugh at it like
"Hooo boy, ha ha. Sex time! Call that a dick, mine's bigger. I'll whip it out if you don't believe me, ha ha"

hey glad my parents let me watch shit like pulp fiction or showgirls when i was a little kid without so much as a "cover your eyes". got laid in high school even

>watching a movie with my mom
>romance scene
>"user why don't you have a gf?"

Damn this sounds really smooth. I usually just go with really badly voiced old porn music.

>not just leaving the room like a normal person

Is getting laid in high school really a huge accomplishment?

seriously, i pre screen all content i view with anyone and "take a bathroom break" right before any awkward content.

By not being an insecure fuckhead, apparently. It's a fucking movie.

i love the movie but that shit has like 20 minute long sex scenes at some point i think i couldn't avoid feeling awkward watching that with my mom.

>Damn this sounds really smooth
I hope you're joking user

watch irreversible with her and when she makes that comment in the tunnel scene start raping her anus and see if you can last longer

well considering the fact that i later turned out to be a faggot i think its a pretty big accomplishment compared to most guys on here who are very autistic

I don't understand this watch movies with your parents meme

do you just sit in the living room watching a movie with your parents?

how old is everyone here

I know all too well this situation and I will tell you how I handle it: I post pictures of my older sister on Sup Forums so others can rate her physicality.

Nightmare difficulty right there

I usually just excuse myself to the other room and pace for a bit. If I can't get up I just flex my calf muscles as hard as I can then let go then repeat til the scene is over.

alpha af

are you me?

I tried to do this with *that* scene in the shining since i'd seen it before. Came back and found out my sister had paused it.

>>repressed amerikuk problems

Autism at its finest.

holy fuck dude

this has been my method for years

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what the fuck lol, where do you live bro? add me on skype maybe

I very rarely watch movies with my parents. Sometimes with my dad but it doesn't bather me with him. I don't watch them with my mum cause she doesn't shut the fuck up and is constantly asking whats going on or saying some stupid shit.

How old are you, for fuck sakes? Unless you're watching hardcore porn, there is nothing awkward with a little titty showing. You goddamn children. Fuck America.

*that* scene?

>watching Deliverance with Mom and Pop
>this scene comes on
>Pop bites lower lip

>mfw

Better question: How do you handle the situation when you're getting a boner? Do you try to hide it?

I think he means the leper

what do you mean the leper? that's from IT