Why do women like chocolate so much?

Why do women like chocolate so much?

Who doesn't like chocolate?

Me.

it tastes like cock.

I like chocolate

Women don't understand that food is just temporary happiness like using a drug so they're more likely to go for vices than virtues

Same chemical reaction for them as an orgasm.

It has the same color like BBC.

Reminder that the only chocolate you should it is raw, otherwise you're a sugar degenerate.

This is something I don't understand either.

After 3 bites of pasta they cry "I'm full!", but they are somehow able to chug down entire pots of nutella.

It's also always females who like those disgusting facebook videos of shit like nutella-caramel-cookie sandwiches with extra fucking cancer on top.

reminder that raw chocolate tastes like shit

>implying you can buy good chocolate in a communist shithole

how do you know this?

Woah am I a woman? I have tried hundreds of different chocolates in 2016 alone.

Chocolate is great

It symbolizes BBC

>inb4 the fucking mod deletes this thread because hurr not pol related

Fuck you faggot mods.

Because liking candy/chocolate is associated with youth. Youth = beauty and fertility. So a woman obsessing over chocolate is advertising her fertility to men.

found the sugar baby

go drink your soda kiddo

i don't

reminds them of the BBC

You're overthinking this, pham

>reminder that American chocolate tastes like shit
ftfy

badly photoshopped

MODS MODS MODS
BAN THIS KEK THREAD ALREADY! NOT /POL RELATED AT ALL!!

why would you eat dark chocolate
it's basically meme: the food, just like avocado

Fuck off nigger, women hate threads are among the most entertaining on the entire board.

Because chocolate has 10% daily value of iron and magnesium.

I wish I could take a pill that made my semen taste like chocolate. Perfect form of male birth control.

>waaah mommy there's no sugar! I don't like it!

you're either under 20 or a faggot, this new generation can barely drink water because it isn't sweet.

It tastes like Belgian cock
And women are all craving for that BBC

That non-country cock

It's sweet.
Most women have a pretty big sweet tooth for some reason.

besides not being sweet it also tastes like biting someone's ass and piercing the skin

I like it so much I turn it into cocoa butter and rub it on my skin to stay smooth

>You're overthinking this, pham
no i'm not. Women have evolved for millions of years to act a certain way in order to attract males.

It doesnt, trust me. Penis tastes like salty skin and chocolate tastes NOTHING like that