/brit/

:3 edition

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>found out that only nonwhite girls and fat white girls like me
At least I'll get to have sex with a black girl

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areet

thanks god i am not white

What people don't understand is that at first the prison bitches look ugly. You wouldn't touch one of those raggity queens with a 10 inch stick if I paid you $100,000. But after a year or two institutionalised, every ass looks like Shakira's ass.

nah nibba you just gay lammoo

have a suspicion the lad that's been fucking me might be gay, does that make me gay too?

Nobody does more than a year in the slammer without getting it off with a prison bitch. That's a law of prison.

Daily reminder

I've been in love
Didn't end well for either of us

Back to uni today lads. Honestly couldn't be fucked.

anything that isn't on my back is uncomfortable

What the difference between the torah and the old testament

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wow i thought i was not okay to have a pillow between my knees

ah yes the virgin snooze, very healthy

is google broke

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Love that Springsteen track Badlands

We're closed.

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gee bill, 3 pillows?

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Same thing. "Torah" is just the Hebrew name, and "Old Testament" (AKA 'The Testament' for the Jews) is a Christian term.

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Clamming for a poo but just don't have time

Is it induction week for you or have lectures actually started yet?

knock it off

>smiths
Nice

Crazy to think English used to be a Christian language, unlike the multicultural language it is now.

Old Testament is more than just the Torah. Torah is just the first section.

Had spicy curry last night and now I sit here on the loo with my arse hole in utter agony

Why do I do this to myself

Induction from 9-10 and then straight into lectures.

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas is actually an african name

shut the fuck up you literal children

Same

/brit/? More like /shit/.

>be me
>can't dry my gooch properly with towel
>put hand in clean sock and use that
>walla!

You don't deserve this big toblerone

>walla!

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NEED a peepee weewee

Snap

fuck off, passfag

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getting my daily dose

youtube.com/watch?v=QOwLIPpM9C8

ah yes the 'rents are awake and they're blasting their tinny radio

eating mashed up boiled eggs on toast with salt and pepper :3

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ma Jess, the bents tar a quake... banned mare lasting hare dinny lady-o.

exactly one hour until I see the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle again

how's gas prices around you lads?
$1.39 AUD for a litre of 95 here (0.82 bongs)

>kneel to tie my shoelaces
>get shot

the state of yanks

why do some people have pointed ears

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cause they're elves sweaty

elves are real??

Why is Laura von Künßberg hated so much?
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I've started painting my nails, but only in masculine colours like blue and orange.

>von Künßberg
autist

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(((Kunsberg)))

Very foggy out
Grounds for a day off, I believe

tell her I said hi

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Aye lad. Same with goblins... Except we just call them jews

WHODAT

Cash

Cash me ousside, howboudat?

CASH WHO

>Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.

>A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David.

>Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."

>The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing."

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Got sent a vagina pic

Can't believe women would think that's attractive

Need to leave in 2 mins but doing anxiety poos fs

No thanks, lad. I'm allergic to nuts.

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Doing an anxiety feel sick at the train station hope I don't yt on the train

lads there's a south african at the door

well good morning
bit cold out
finnish weather

KNOCK
KNOCK

he's more afraid of you than you are of it lad

can i come have finnish breakfast?

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It was worth it

*installs a doorbell on the entrance to /brit/*

Porridge with lingon berries and mämmi.

KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK

USE THE DOORBELL

DING
DONG

*throws acid in your face*
YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED

bags of sand

Tim bucked

ah, a pair of beautiful English roses

I never leave the house without a strong alkaline solution

the London Experience

had porridge with blueberries and coffee

is a bender

YAAAS QUEEN SLAYYYYY
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no he's already finnished it