/nfl/ general

MIN:Kyle Rudolph scores pair of TDs vs. Lions
MIN:Adam Thielen surpasses 1,000 yards for season
DET:Marvin Jones scores two more touchdowns
DET:Stafford tosses two TDs, tweaks ankle in loss
MIN:Keenum tosses two scores as Vikes down Lions
NYJ:Matt Forte officially 'DNP' on Thursday
NE:Brady returns to Patriots practice Thursday
DAL:Tyron Smith officially back for Thanksgiving
DAL:Dan Bailey (groin) returning against Chargers
BUF:Kelvin Benjamin (knee) misses another day
TEN:Rishard Matthews added to injury report
MIA:Jay Cutler does 'light throwing' Thursday

Sekrit club:
( discord.gg/meKwPZ )

Keenum is a top 10 QB

y/n?

Home game Super Bowl

Is Alex Smith still elite?

sixth for detroit stumbling into a wildcard spot

>your team
>favorite Thanksgiving food

>jags
>cornbread and gravy

Real thread

>still comes up short

lel

>cowshits

Chargers are winning 27-10

Keenum has been average, doesn't deserve so much praise for it.

>lions
>choked turkey

>chorgers chorging on the first drive

mfw eagles vikes NFCCG

Cards almost had one in 2014

Cowboys
Cranberry Sauce

Mods are discord users confirmed

Vikings won't get passed the Saints

>not rams vs saints
eagles and vikes are flukes

>cornbread
Flyover detected

Panthers
Pecan pie

>Cardinals
>pumpkin pie

That's what you get for being a spiteful faggot.

>anything but apple pie

>Rams
>Stuffing & Cranberry sauce

Ahhh...Jags baby.

WHY WON'T GOD LET US TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPORTUNITIES GIVEN TO US!?!?

IT'S NOT FAIR

Catb owl

I give up, joining the discord.

Bye /nfl/

>Vikes
>Yorkshire pudding (fuck you, you should have them)

Stafford is shit lol

>dumb Flacco poster

He had a shitty game tho its true, not sure what's going on with him. Vikes defense was good, but he missed some open throws. He's still a great qb tho.

Happy Thanksgiving oldgay

Vikings
Stuffing

Why can't the loins into run blocking?

A semi competent run game would have won them a lot more games this year.

>tfw the refs couldn't stop the Vikings

Vikings already beat saints and rasms

>working 50+ hours a week
>ill
>thanksgiving isnt a thing so no huge meal and family gathering
>vikes cuck the loins at ford field despite next level refball
worth it desu

This. Also the Vkings beat the Lions to prove they aren't the same team that lost to them at home early in the season.

The worst Ravens tripcuck by far on /nfl/. Possibly the worst tripcuck on /nlf/ period.

>working 50+ hours a week
iktf

Seriously, fuck the place I work for for having clients that all decide to force work through during the same month. Fuck them all.

Eagles

Crispy turkey skin, otherwise green bean casserole

>Khalil Mack and Bruce Irvin have returned to practice

Dallas Soyboys exposed

Already did. They'll play in Minneapolis again too.

Chefs
Deep fried cajun turkey or some greenbean casserole, but desu senpai there's too many choices to have an absolute favorite

this chargers cowboys game is the perfect example of the difference between having a white god fearing QB and a dark skinned skrrrt skrrrrrt skrrrrrrrrt YUNG GUCCI QB

how do people still draft black QBs? when will this fucking forced meme end?
>reminder that Teddy B was supposed to be a ice cold solid pocket passer that could read the field like a savant
THIS MISSED FG. JESUS.

jesus this game is a shit show

yeah but watching Dak's monkey brain struggle to command an offense after all the cowboys hype and shit talking from dem boyz is pretty great
>>your team
going to the playoffs
>>favorite Thanksgiving food
cheesy potatoes

stuffing and mashed potatoes with bacon bits

>chorgers
>cowshits
>loins
>shitskins
>jints

I hope the NFL scheduler gets fired for this shit.

Everytime the Chargers get a 1st down you might as well assume they are just going to run the ball.

Are the chargers going to win the AFCW? ? '/1;l 2;2p4woruifs jdopdfxjzpi'rj md

4 way tie

Vikes demolished the rams just a week ago breh

>Vikings
>honey ham
Turkey is a meme and the only reason its a Thanksgiving tradition is because of the bird's size. Overrated as fuck.

Niggar fuck you

Patriots
Turkey, white and dark meat.

They have a decent chance, but they usually lose against the Chiefs.

Dirty fucking commie get out

SkinsvGiants- over or under 44.5?

Panthers
Honey ham

Breh the Queefs are usually the kryptonite to the Chorgers but their next game could be a great spaghettib owl

Damn right boy

>not eating roast beef on Thanksgiving

Do it faggot

Literally the only time people eat turkey is Thanksgiving. Meme bird.

>not on easter, Christmas, and for the owl

>NFL shop makes that ad about the kid buying the giants jersey before thebseason starts
>Giants are fuckibg awful
>They make a new ad about raiders and cheifs fans
>They both are fucking terrible

Bull shit. What about turkey sandwiches?

You don't eat it on Christmas or Easter?

>the shitty of Dak Pickedoff
And ya just blew it. Does anyone believe he's a great QB still?

Literally the 4th most eaten meat in the US and 6th in the world.

Thanksgiving and the like are just the only times people cook whole birds at home.

Do it pussy you wont

Rams will have a winning season.

I honestly cannot wait to watch this game again.
this is almost better than the vikings winning today.
this is just the game that cant stop giving.
DAKOTA DAKOTA DAKOTA DAKOTA DAKOTA
>the cowboys drafted a dark skinned QB named DAKOTA like a white person and calls himself DAK instead

>another pick as I was typing this out

>back to back ints from Cuck Pickedoff
Jesus Christ how do people defend this?

Dak is a Zekebabby

>Dak Pickedoff

...

>Dak in 3 games without Zeke
>0 TDs, 5 INTs

Can we finally admit that Dak is just better than Wentz? Wentz has a hall of fame caliber supporting cast, while Dak has arguably the worst group of 10 men around him in the history of sports

...

>The Rivers Revenge Tour (c) has begun

Buckle up lads

Do you know what an eye patch looks like?

I'm not disgusted the Lions lost

I'm just disgusted that Tiki really turned me into a Dak believer and I fell for it

...

At least the Cowboys wore their good uniforms this week. That's the only good thing about this game.

>leave choking to me

Do you know what a good QB looks like?

Wait you have flacco

*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nigger, Rivers is king of game ending INTs lol

>Redskins loss eliminates Washington from the division
>Cowboys can still mathematically win the division even if Eagles win on Sunday

Division record tiebreaker cockblocking Eagles

>pick sixscott

I cant wait to see your fake ass fan reaction when Case throws 3-4 ints in the divisional round and Teddy comes in for the save.

dallas radio call in thread
rev up those scripts

>Dolphins beat both the Chargers snd Falcons
>Cowgirls get BTFO by both Chargers and Falcons
>Therefore the Dolphins are better than the Cowgirls

Why is he so likeable bros? I can't help but root for him.

Dak Prescott confirmed shit tier meme qb, like so many. Only Newton and Wilson are good.

At least he's never thrown more interceptions than touchdowns while bogging down his team with a bloated contract :^)

The cowboys are still better than any of your teams. A couple of bad games doesn't change anything

big win jesus loving post game rivers interview
WHERES THE FUCKING SNAKE SKIN COWBOY BOOTS AND BOLO?

god this game was amazing