lewd confessions edition
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My mom always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
2D women are NOT important.
start us off with one of your lewd confessions
I-I don't know what to say, every lewd thing I've ever done has been said in /balt/ already
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I must say I have a sudden fascination with being a maid.
Wahey lads am i a normie now?
Wait what?
What is this from
what about it fascinates you?
is it the servitude aspect, or is it the cute outfit
Is that from a guy?
I sat behind a cuteboy on the bus last week and got a boner. I'm so confused
No its from a girl
You're gay son, a full on poofter.
I mean maid outfits are pretty cute but probably the servitude aspect.
There is just something special about having the master to serve, but I prefer the pet thing more desu.
I don't remember being this much into humiliation.
What are you gay?
Did you expelled that abhorrent Lithuanian?
That would make things easier. Having a gf makes it awkward. Can watching anime make someone gay?
I finally make it and this is what you have to say?
Rate the body gaybos
>Can watching anime make someone gay?
It's one of the most leading causes of gay.
It was just a joke m80
I'm happy for you mate, I hope she makes you as happy as my bf does for me.
fuck you then
Well maid or pet way I promise to be the best master I can
Which one?
>Can watching anime make someone gay?
I when started watching anime about a year and a half ago I was straight, now look at me
None of us are gay, but it looks alright I guess.
>litecoin
Ah yes
A bit blurry
>Well maid or pet way I promise to be the best master I can
And I promise to be the best pet/maid for my owner
>I when started watching anime about a year and a half ago I was straight, now look at me
Definitive proof that anime doesn't make people gay
why the FUCK do i have to signal to leave a roundabout
You guys have that stupid rule as well eh?
I love how not a single person follows it but when you learn to drive they will fail you for it.
Dont get it, it's physically annoying to do and theres a roundabout every two streets here, i hardly ever pay attention to other car signals either, especially not on a roundabout
I think people are shit enough at driving as it is, a lot of cunts don't even signal a lot of the time.
So people entering the roundabout know they won't have to give way to you.
Just got an anti piracy ad on YouTube in 2017, what the fuck has this country come to
The one, who shitposted along with his Russian fuckbuddy.
Wtf the s*ede thought of something smart of once.
>he doesn't have adblock on youtube
Lithweeb was posting last thread, but he doesn't like anglo threads, especially without his Russian.
Too lazy to set it up on mobile
Nobody ever enters a roundabout unless the car has actually left just in case, the law is pointless
Why not? I enter if I see the car inside is blinking out
Is he mentally challenged?
Cautious driving i guess
Very much so, just last thread he was saying how much he likes smelling his own semen.
OK. More of a hassle to stop before entering than blinking when leaving desu
Is this the schizophrenic lith?
>tfw a female latvian used to post here
Where did the time go
Mikoto is a hopeless cretin
no that would be me
Alri mikoto
LITTLE SHIPS OF GALILEE
>sitting in lecture
>teacher just makes us watch a 1h video about racism against african americans because she didn't come prepared to class
Did u fuk
What fucking class is this
no
id rather not tell pretty sure that someone from here studies at my uni
>Ukraine has a minimum wage of $0.75 USD an hour
Why fucking bother at that point
A sad situation
People there have suffered a lot, and even if Ukrops themselves aren't exactly innocent themselves, they don't deserve to see their country get shittier and shitter
Can you at least tell me your degree?
its a stem field which makes the whole thing even more ridiculous.
Well on the bright side you learnt some fun facts about negros.
Maybe you can impress some eesti boi with your new-found knowledge.
kek
always looking on the bright side are we
Nighty Night lads
Good night cutie
Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Watching this Lithuania women doing lewd things on webcam. Might have a fap. Haha
HOT
Trying to sleep keep it down
Alright. *get's saucepan and bangs it near your ear*
>Humidity 78%
Fark.
Fuck off I've got tinnitus
Keep ripping dead skin off my lips
s-sorry lad.
You ever cum and just not bother to wipe it off?
Guess not
Having a Macca's storm with M&M's lads. Pretty good.
>chan "culture"
>board "culture"
Anyone been to New Plymouth?
Very slow in here tonight.
How are you?
go to bed australia
going to beat you up, you fucking loser
Sometimes I get a little quiet
need a poo
I know what is he studying
And which lecturer was that
scared yet?
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oh shit nigga
Harro
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Dumb hamster
>Tasmania is not a country
>New Zealand is
explain
please
post
Yes hello dog here
dog backwards is god
bet you never noticed this
I miss the obvious things, thanks for clearing it up. Btw what are you up to?
I know I am very smart
About to eat chicken with potatoes from the oven
Sounds good, I will order pizza
yo
from what pizza chain
Pizzahut
>shit
Very rude
you're the one eating shit
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Good night lads, see you in a few hours.
Why are 2D women so superior?
estonian is cute