Chargers @ Cowboys Game Thread #3

Chargers and Cowboys are meeting themselves to death Edition

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We've seen nothing but razzle dazzle here today lads

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Come laugh at cowboy fans

We are supremely spoiled by such good Gobbleball.

You can only reply to this post if your QB has more than 5 YPA in this game.

wait what?

These next weeks will be the end of the dak is a good qb meme

Actually starting to feel a little bad for Dak desu

He's got no help!

>tfw some nigger tells you that your mother was a sexual ninja

ahhh being a Soyboy's fan is pain

Is Tony allowed to give away play names like that?

HEY DAK

...

Dak is carrying this offense, he has nobody left

Chaz Green wouldn't have held on that TD run.

>Dak is carrying this offense

OH NO NO NO

*inhales*

>Carrying the offense

Only person who does that is suspended.

carrying them to 0 points?

oh good. a new excuse for when dak shits the bed :D

>dak is carrying this offense
He can’t fucking throw

>Cowboys are 4-2 without Zeke

American TV in a nutshell

sit on a cactus

how can he fix the cowboys offense?

That's a big bird

We are those young fellas.

move the team to LA

???

Die.

my acestream has like a 2 minute delay, how do i catch it up a bit?

This

>it's another "Nazis were the bad guys" episode

Why do the Cowboys suck? I became a fan because I thought it'd be fun but this is boring.

It is nice for Daklas to be able to watch a real QB like Rivers on Thanksgiving.

>be soyboys
>have no defense
>have no offense
>still think they are going to the owl

goddamn the state of Rod Marinelli

imagine getting outplaycalled by Ken fucking Whisenhunt

This refball is atrocious.

If Chargers win tonight will Phil seed his wife tonight for his 9th child?

I'm really liking this Dallas Soyboys meme lads

I never, ever want to hear that Dak is good ever again

goddamnit Gordon, fucking power through, all this stopping last second to get tackled is frustrating

at the same time if I see that retarded fucking Gordon sweep again i'm gonna shoot my TV like Elvis. the fuck, Chargers?

when will the Chargers stop pretending that they can run the ball

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Saying he was good was a meme to begin with

I wish I could experience Rivers entire career.
When is he going to retire?

Because Dak has been exposed as a checkdown and screen pass babby. Stack the box to stop the run and the short passes and the offense can't do anything. Dak cannot throw the ball past 7 yards, they are too one dimensional and predictable with Dak at QB.

Kek

See if dak could actually throw the fucking ball like rivers can the cowboys wouldn’t be so shit

SOYBOYS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>never cummed inside a woman to produce a child before......

feels bad man

HELMET CATCH

Rivers is the best QB in the league that hasn't won a Super Bowl

How do you even go off sides?

Nice fucking throw and catch

THANK YOU BASED RIVERS

COWSHITS GETTING BTFO

LOOK AT RIVERS PADDING HIS STATS LMMAAAAAOOOOOO

That's how I like it

AHAHAHAH DALLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FAGGOTS!!

better go for 2

godDAMN that touch from Rivers

can't believe starting Tyrell Williams in fantasy worked out

>using the punter to kick a PA

>Soyboys

Bruh, look at this dude

4 U

whens the last time the dallas opposition was called for holding?

FIGHT FOR LA
FIGHT FOR LA

COME ON GUYS!!!!!!

FIGHT FOR LA
FIGHT FOR LA

novak just got cut lol

COWSHITS REKT
COWFAG FANS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND
lmaoOOOoOOooOooOOOoOOoOoooooOooOoooOOoOooOoOooOooooooo

HOLY SHIT AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did you just say to me?

Isn't it nice to see a happy and excited Rivers again?

IS KASER AN ELITE KICKER!?!

>Cowgirls

Member when Dem Boys were mocking Da Giggles for barely beating the Chargers?

Not anymore

Sadly. With all the teams with average QBs that have won Owls in the past years, I feel bad for Rivers, all he needs is at least 2 other decent teammates

HAHAHAHAHA Them Boys are looking terrible today. It's not like the Chargers are some world beater team that can nullify most teams. Have the Cowboys fallen this much apart? Don't tell me Zeke meant so much so this team that they can't do anything without him. Good teams don't rely on players outside of a quality QB like that. Clown town.

Im thankful for having bet on the chargers

cowgirls getting BTFO again

Rivers is a great QB

As a Cowboys fan, no they're not going to the Super Bowl, let alone the playoffs. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a retard or shitposting

They've been playing like shit these past few games

Statistically, he's never missed a kick, he's on a league of his own.

b-but Zeke

>missed the practice net

Are the Chargers going to win the AFCW?

Maybe due to experience and stuff but I think Stafford is better right now. But Prime Rivers is better than Stafford.

who would you rather have as boss, Jerruh or Spanos?

compare it to Rivers during the Eagles game lol

Hmm ok Tyrell. Ok. Maybe I’ll hate on you less. But I still miss Inman.

RIVERS IMPREGNATING HIS WIFE TONIGHT

This new Will Smith movie looks horrible.

>A Netflix Film

why is the punter kicking?

>chargers
3
>cowboys
7*
>refs
20**

* should have been
** swung 14 points in the chargers' favor

Love Rivers

Post yfw your team isn't the cowshits.

No one will win the AFCW, 4 way tie

Holy shit, is this a real movie or is somebody playing a joke??

LMFAO THAT COWBOYS SECONDARY IS FULL OF CLUELESS FUCKING BUMS