Turkey Trip

I am leaving for a 6 days trip tomorrow.
Pic related.

What can i expect? What are some tips?

call it Constantinople for maximum lulz

you will fit right in

all round similar country to yours just muzzie tier.

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Where are you going to?
Also avoid markets or street salesmen unless you want to get jewed.

> not heart of Byzantium

i know i fit ffs
I want to know what is there to do

literally nothing u dirty turk now fuck off back to constantinople :DD

this is the best bait?

Whoa so this is the power...of this board

there literally isnt anything to do in turkey is what im saying u fuckin moron jesus dont u get it, its not fucking bait

Where are you going to visit?

He might get beat up for real

SOPA DE TURKEY

UMA DELICIA

Go watch the dolphins
Go walk around the river and try the tea shops
Get mugged by the Syrians
Get raped by the Turks
Call it Constantine and get beaten up

Istanbul

-Galata
-topkapi sarayi
-Hagia sofia

i am with some roasties so basic things ppl have on to see list

Dont buy anything from kapali carsi
Taksim is garbage go clubbing somewhere else
All the cool shit is around bosphorus
Girls are easy if you look italian or german
You will spend most of your time in şişli and besiktas and get bored in 3 days

Also stay away from kurds, arabs and gypsy's
Infact stay away from anyone who is brown

t. brown

excellent places to visit desu. also go yerebatan sarnıcı, right next to topkapı palace. there are pretty nice places around topkapı as well. you can also go blue mosque, right in front of topkapı palace as well. you can go sirkeci or beyoğlu for food, they are both close to topkapı palace. i also highly suggest going to dolmabahçe palace, its also quite close to topkapı palace but you ll need to get on metro/train for it. historical peninsula is an amazing place.

Kirgiz """people""" look and act like asian kurds
Dont like em DESU

hes a rus, kırgız i met are quite bro tier desu

I know he is
I met with one kirgiz in my life and he looked persian as hell
I met with a bunch of kazak though they were all very nice people

We dont like you too, because are in fact kurd-greek mongrels, not Turkics
He was panturkist, we treat them as traitors and terrorists

thx all

>topic closed

epic :DDD haha funny :DDD