Brit/pol/ - Alice~u Edition

>RETARDED BREXIT PROTESTERS
youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3Q5hHeb6k

>NIGEL'S FULL RESIGNATION SPEECH
youtube.com/watch?v=z-QwY0mZzuA

>LEADSOM IS POLLING AHEAD OF MAY
twitter.com/britainelects/status/750008876850900994

>FASCIST MAY FORCES TELEGRAPH TO PULL ARTICLE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HER RECORD
order-order.com/2016/07/02/telegraph-pulled-article-critical-theresa-may-campaign-pressure/

>ANDREA LEADSOM: "FREE MOVEMENT WILL END", VOWS TO TRIGGER ARTICLE 50 "AS SOON AS SHE BECOMES PRIME MINISTER"
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/03/tory-leadership-andrea-leadsom-says-she-can-be-the-new-margaret/

>THERESA MAY: TRADE WITH EUROPE "MUST BE A PRIORITY", WILL NOT INVOKE ARTICLE 50 BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
itv.com/news/2016-06-30/theresa-may-launches-tory-leadership-bid/

>LEAVE.EU BACKS LEADSOM FOR TORY LEADER
bristolpost.co.uk/arron-banks-and-nigel-farage-s-leave-campaign-back-andrea-leadsom-for-tory-leader/story-29466185-detail/story.html

>TORY LEADERSHIP ELECTION: SENIOR MPS PLANNING ON FORCING REMAINER CRABB INTO SECOND PLACE AND THEN CONVINCING HIM TO LET REMAINER THERESA MAY RUN UNOPPOSED
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/senior-tories-plotting-bring-quick-end-leadership-contest/

>KEKWELL "WILL NOT STAND FOR LEADERSHIP AFTER NIGEL FARAGE"
twitter.com/daily_politics/status/749942344498151424

>SCARED ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN PLEASE QUIT"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36693835

>CHILCOT: "BLAIR WON'T BE PUT ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES BUT SOLDIERS MIGHT BE"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/02/outrage-as-war-crimes-prosecutors-say-tony-blair-will-not-be-inv/

>CHRIS EVANS ABANDONS TOP GEAR
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36707266

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theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/02/brexit-referendum-voters-survey
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675732/Theresa-WINS-round-Tory-race-No-10-Andrea-Leadsom-finishes-second-s-Liam-Fox.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe_Day
youtube.com/watch?v=EviHAI0GNPw
youtube.com/watch?v=oJvj2bth8t0&feature=youtu.be&t=1m10s
twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/750472457585385472
money.cnn.com/2016/06/29/pf/uk-passport-europe-brexit/index.html?platform=hootsuite
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>Post yfw

Almost half of voters aged 18 to 24 cried or felt like crying when they heard that the UK had voted to leave the European Union, according to polls conducted for the London School of Economics.

theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/02/brexit-referendum-voters-survey

LSE is utter shit tier these days

kek, fucking hell this country needs a war.

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Time to #GetSome4Leadsom

I cried, but not for the reasons the guardian wants

Maybe she will do porn? Fake Taxi when lads?

and to think we ruled the world at one point. how the fuck did this happen.

Same desu

ISSY

This is actually quite worrying and may finish Leadsom's chances. Just hope most people supporting her do it for her amazing performances on the campaign and based views, not some Financial Services experience meme.

We really just need John Redwood in power to be honest...

>you will never be 12 again, watching VHS recordings of Xena and wanking to a fuzzy paused screen after your parents have gone to bed

>tfw no refugees will come here
thank you jesus

Welcome to the EU, where if you vote wrong you must try again until you vote correctly.

blimey what a heavy box

>Blimey

I really, really like this word. Dunno why.

crikey and strewth are better m8

good edition senpai

I feel like crying too.
Mainly because I cant get a job, and now I'm losing Sup Forums when May takes power.

Fuck every employer asking for experience in packing, cleaning, factory work etc. I hate my life, I hate this country.

Anyone watching bbc one?is it a Americans with guns bad islam the victim episode again?

women feel like crying 100% of the time

what the fuck is new

Can confirm, 22 here, I cried... tears of joy.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675732/Theresa-WINS-round-Tory-race-No-10-Andrea-Leadsom-finishes-second-s-Liam-Fox.html

I've just checked the Mail comments for this, people are pretty red pilled and coming out in support of Leadsom.

When you factor in the majority of Tory party members read the Mail this is good news.

Just lie. That's what mummy does. Find a local factory that closed down. Say you worked there for 2 years. Easy.

This FUCKING SUBVERSIVE FAGGY ANIME SHIT is JUST A DERAILMENT TACTIC. STOP POSTING THOSE FUCKING PICS!!!!

I second this.

If they pressure me I cant back it up, no reference no detail about how shit works, etc.

>I really, really like this word.

The DM comment section in general has been pretty redpilled for a long time. Support for UKIP has been commonplace, and way above any for the Tories, on there since at least 2011.

tbf i felt like crying when nigel declared independence day

>Tfw 20
>Voted leave

I cried.

FOR NIGE

Completely ignores the fact that she was financial institutions director at Barclays. Retarded article that should be the subject of a libel case. We should write letters to the Times and demand they retract it.

Which will be better, independence day or when we activate article 50 and take away the last bit of hope for remainiacs?

I'm only 18 and I voted leave.

I didn't go to university though so I was never indoctrinated.

Worse case scenario. You're exactly where you would have been without the experience. Least you got the interview this time.

There's no reference because the place is closed, and if they want specifics of operation just say it's hazy because you haven't worked there in ages. Failing that google some basic factory shit first so you sound like you know at least a little bit.

21 here. I cried tears of joy.

Not really worth it as no-one reads The Times anyway, due to their retarded decision to stick to the online paywall. It's left them behind; sadly, because it's a generally decent paper.

Liberal white women should be gassed.

In the long term, what's remembered more in American history? The date of the Declaration of Independence or the date of Treaty of Paris that ended the war?
You'll never beat that glorious moment when we first realised we were going to win.

Good for you, Nige would be proud

I work in London and its been beautiful.

Two people I work with are trying to get Irish passports. Neither voted. One told me on the day he couldn't be bothered because it didn't matter.

I think Article 50 will cause the most tears for the last few Remain supporters, a few 'I'm going to live in Sweden' Tweets, Guardian articles by Cuck Jones etc. later and it will be all quiet by Christmas.

Roll on June 2017 with our first Independence Day and they will have finally accepted the event as per the 5 Stages of Grief model.

No, they should have the leftism fucked out of them.

>He thinks Article 50 will be signed by christmas.

>he couldn't be bothered because it didn't matter.

My friend did the same, and on the 24th he was shilling for Remain calling Leave voters racists

Alice is small, innocent and cute. She is like a tiny animal that loves you unconditionally, and she probably also smells really good. At the same time however, she is curious about many things and will do anything you tell her.
Karen has a lewd, well developed body but despite that she doesn't have any experience and is basically as innocent as Alice. As your girlfriend, she will constantly try to tease you and see where it leads, hoping something will happen.

Fuck, how could I ever chose between the two?

Wouldn't even pay for that

Why do they think having an Irish or EU passport is the answer to everything?

I jsut wish we could undo the past half century and start again with the commonwealth instead of the EU. We lost New Zealand from joining the EEC, Australia from ending the white Australia policy and Canada from refusing to support our commonwealth.

It's too late to fix now. Canada is a fucking leaf, Australasia will not fudk off with their muh gallipoli crap and SA is purgatory.

>He didn't cry

I'm a Conservative party member, will be voting for whoever isn't Theresa May.

Simply can't bring myself to put a cross next to her name. Know other members who feel the same way.

Also, don't they open themselves to weird tax laws if they apply for an Irish passport? Read someone posting about it but they didn't really expand.

Having an EU passport while living in a Brexit Britain is literally the best of both worlds.

It's a damn shame i'm not 1/2 irish.

They just want to go on holiday easily. These are middle class white kids. They don't give a crap about anything else.

Chin up lad its coming back, Aus, Kiwis, Based Ghana and Malaysia all want free trade deals. New Zealand even offered their best negotiators to help us.

The Empire will rise again.

It's a corruption of blind me,

cor blimey - god blind me

You should punch your "friend" in his stupid gob. For England.

It's too far a way, but imagine invoking article 50 on the 5th of May.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe_Day

And probably America if Trump gets in. He had nothing but good things to say the day after.

That would be a canny kick in the balkans.

Maybe we can give them Article 50 as a Christmas present?

Trade, is this the legacy the British empire leaves behind? The footprint in the rubble? We could have been a superpower in our own right.

Please God let something this beautiful happen.

Lads, is this the greatest speech of all time?

youtube.com/watch?v=EviHAI0GNPw

Will this speech go down in history? Will it be listened to for many millennia to come? Tell me history will recognise Nige for everything he has done.

Yeah I think this will apply, certainly after Brexit. Will be funny when they get refused muh NHS treatment because their a non-dom or something.

Having a British Passport is one of the more powerful in the world, if the shit hits the fan and you need consular diplomatic support or worst case an evacuation you will be getting a Royal Navy warship or a Royal Air Force jet with plenty of backup compared to a non-country like Belgium or Ireland.

Check out Louise Mensch's fucking mid-atlantic accent
youtube.com/watch?v=oJvj2bth8t0&feature=youtu.be&t=1m10s

Also does she ever stop using Twitter

C'est la vie, I'll put in a good word for you with the Chinese

think raheem is our best option 2bh

twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/750472457585385472

When we get our aircraft carriers we're bombing the fuck out of China and taking Hong Kong back.

what in the fuck is happening to her voice

Does Nuttall support Evans?

Why is she losing her British accent? Is she the reverse Madonna? lel

We are fighting a rear guard action unfortunately. It will not be us alone writing the history and there are sections of society who will never be able to view Nige as anything other than a fucking white male.

You guys realise we're fucked regardless of this referendum, right? It doesn't even matter how we leave or if we leave at all. The country has already been utterly destroyed by mass immigration, its going to drastically change even if we completely shut the borders tomorrow. Short of a final solution to the Islamic problem there's no fixing the damage that's been done and of course that's not going to happen. Hell, even if it didn't happen we wouldnt be saving the country or British culture because ethnic genocide isn't a part of that and would do irreparable damage of its own.

We lose.

>Farage will be leading a comfy radio show

She is putting this on surely?

I refuse to believe Nutall wants 7's as Ukip leader

Is there a US equivalent to Andrew Neil?

Believe he said he wants Evans to be able to run despite her suspension

Is she having a stroke?

Does it recognise Enoch?

All universities are. The education system is in tatters, it's a disgrace.

She is morphing into her true form. A new york jew.

>>Farage will be leading a comfy radio show
I will treasure every moment.

>7's
Went way over my head?

>Nige starts his own Alex Jones-tier cult

We all go round saying happy brexit

Cancel that, it seems like the 9th of May is when the EU celebrates "Europe Day" and is the most popular of the two, so it should be the 9th of May.

S. Evans

Thank God, a good excuse to not sit through the BBC's god-awful Sunday Morning Live (which has been almost intolerable since Samira left)

Don't like this image because they replaced the Union Flag.

I think the Brexit vote symbolises how the direction of society is changing.

We're no longer heading towards a world of globalism and degeneracy.

The path we have been taking has been halted, I feel we will go back towards glory, and so, he will be honoured.

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He said he wants her to run for leader despite her suspension. Patrick O'Flynn (UKIP MEP) did a tweet about it also.

She does have financial services experience though. She was financial institutions director at Barclays during the Baring Bank collapse and managing director of her brother in law's hedge fund.

Good stuff, something to look forward to about listening into Are Nige lying in bed on a lazy hungover Sunday morning.

She's a moron. She constantly makes wrong predictions and then tries to pass it off that she backed the winner all along.

Chav's were the unsung heroes of Britain on the 23rd June

What a fucking strange bitch.

Germany, Sweden and Finland are the most powerful passports to have.

UK passport may even rank lower than Mexico in 2 years

money.cnn.com/2016/06/29/pf/uk-passport-europe-brexit/index.html?platform=hootsuite

Literally nothing good has came from brexit, well done England you absolute mongos.

> immigration won't be reduced
> no £350 million for nhs
> brexit leaders all shit it and ran
> £ lowest it has been in 31 years