/cric/ - AUSTRALIA V ENGLAND

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #10 - Conspiracy Theory Edition

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why is it called the gabba

Reminder Australia will have to bat last on this pooinloo wicket.

Can't see them chasing anything over 100.

short for yo gabba gabba

some abo shit

Why do they need to take everything and run it into the fucking ground so it's just cringey?

at least kimmy made money in the tech industry
straffo couldn't even hold down a calls centre job

WHY ISN'T THIS STREAMED THROUGH A UNITED STATES PROVIDER RREEEEEEE

>implying poopeelia won't win by an innings

why did i have to be born on a cold wet little island full of miserable frail men? i want to go to australia so i can feel protected by real men

Greater Australian Batting and Bowling Association.

If they called it Brisbane Cricket Ground it would have a bad association

australians have to insert cunt and mate into every statement they make online so everyone knows they're australian

quite bizarre really because even the people who never even say mate irl (or only ironically to disparage bogans) will slip it in there

>not realising we’re losing to win

>She actually said that to me.
"My friend thinks we just just hook up already". I thought she was joking or brought it up to make conversation. I didnt know til later she wanted to.

Move to Australia then. Not hard.

I also want you to go to Australia MrFuckface.

Cos they’re proppa Ozzies mayte fuck cunt !!!

she left him as soon as he got arrested and his money was seized by the american copyright world police

why do they fucking change commentators every 15 minutes doing my tits in

Gay And Bisexual Bruces of Australia

I used to say g'day ironically because no one I knew really said g'day, but now I use g'day as a standard greeting

It’s getting weird now mate. I’m starting to to think your projecting your genuine homosexuality though this weird meme

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tbf /cric/ was a little like this yesterday
max comfy now

alright me babbers

i meant over a legit service. i hate free streams

Alright pooftas, I'm off to chuck a shrimp on the barbie, better fill me in about all the new shitposts when I come back, ya bloody drongos!

>tfw scottish and see other people on the internet typing in 'scottish'

still better than straffo

>put the radio on
>it’s Tuffers
Mixed feelings

Bonza luck cuntyroo

my dad told me that tuffers used to smoke alot of weed when he was out/waiting to bat

tuffers is a literal cuck

I know lad im autistic when it comes to women

That happened about 2 years ago now (late 2015) and since then ive had a shot with 2 other girls which ive missed because I didnt make a move and they thought I wasnt interested.

Im traumatised from this time at a party when I was 17 and thought this girl was into me, gave me her number and all and when I went to kiss her she moved away and got her friend to tell me off for it

What's the Straffo meme about?

For those joining us on r/cricket for the first time, this is my (heavily sleep-deprived) view on the Ashes meme economy thus far:

Nothing notable to report on the advertisements portfolio. Keep an eye on the 'hole in my bucket' KFC ad though; it may deliver future decent gains, or it may very well send you into the red. Watch carefully and invest wisely.

In terms of player memes, Paine's moans and cries of 'Yes Gazza' certainly have the potential to perform well, but at this point of time it's lacking the potential of 'NICE GARRY'. Expect modest returns, but this could change as the day progresses.

As for your classical memes like your MBUyt0ns and OLED, these are performing solidly thus far, if lacking a little in posts yesterday (notably the latter). Expect decent returns unless over-saturation occurs.

This has been Beefy's report on r/cricket memes, and please remember to Shitpost ResponsiblyTM

>Bearstow
Cooked. Psychologically cooked.

Alright cock?

JUST

bairstow you gimp

SYNAPTICALLY SOUSVIDED

englel is finished

Running late for work lads

a-at least we'll do well in the world cup next year, right lads?

Pfffffft

>Parramatta
>Berrima
>Wollongong
>Pinjarra
>Geelong
>Toowoomba
>Wangaratta
>Wagga Wagga
>Jimboomba
>Wodonga
>Corowa

what's with all these spear chucking names?

>not even going to reach 290 like that one guy predicted as a 'bad' result

bairstow

more like 'marestow

this is being played in a place called Woolloongabba

twitter.com/Straffo
this speaks for itself

is cum elite now?

Same reason why every south west city of yours was named by wetbacks high on peyote

more like a shit jos buttler blow

We kept abo names for places while colonising their land and building over their sacred sites for a bit of banter.

Cheers lad.

Short balls should be banned from cricket

WHY ARE WE SO SHIT AT SPORTS REEEEEEEE

I'm not trolling but I thought there was a gentleman's agreement between bowlers not to bowl bouncers at each other?

He absolutely upgraded with this 22 year old though.
>MFW my ex fucked her ex so I'm technically eskimo bros with Kim Dotcom

who /gong/ here

We won the cycling and f1 lad

why is Alan Bennett on commentary?

haha time for meme wallops

>Ball
>isn’t literally a ball

just woke up

they've unleashed bodyline

are you a grill?

here lad

why do they all have moustaches? fuckwits

Did anyone really believe we had a chance? we sent all our real men away to australia and now theyre back to cuck us again. we are mentally broken just by looking at them and feeling their aura of manliness

Taking a shit and the water just splashed my bum lads

>australians
>gentlemen

Every one of their bowlers would probably punch his gran in the face to get a wicket.

All quicks are dickheads.

Fuck SMiff is a shit captain

Get the quicks on the tail you mong

BASED BALL

>Eskimo bros
Ah, lad...

Jake Ball > Alastair Cuck

LYON GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

t.stokes

>Australians having honour

based jim and stu incoming lads

>his nan can't cop a cheeky lovetap

This is why you're soyboys desu.

lighthouse later?

We've won 4/5 of the last Ashes series lad.

Get ball in at 4 instead of that shitter root

Who started bodyline because they couldn't get the GOAT out?

channelling mitchjo

>probably punch his gran in the face to get a wicket.

no probably about it mate. we actually want to win

never had a chance this winter lads even with stokes

punished ball, a man with nothing to lose

Fucking freshcunt.
Lyon is the tail order specialist. He's literally built his whole career on picking up cheap wickets late in the innings.

they Australian draft board?

just woke up
poo coming out nice and slow lads

Is this the first game you've watched since 1979?

>that random lad on the balcony

lmao

Your ex gf fucked that fat tub of shit. I wouldn't be advertising that lad

no, but i expected a close game. were getting embarrassed

What a hit son