/cric/ - AUSTRALIA V ENGLAND

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #11 - AUS 7-1

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popped a blister on my finger lads

nigger

>tfw playing vidya, eating chocolate, listening to the griget on the radio, and shitposting in /cric/
Love chucking sickies from work lads

>shitcroft

>still no amazon here yet
Fucking american cunts hurry up already and open it up

Are these what you refer to as "bogans" ?

Sup Forums runs /cric/

Nah

No they look like normal decent people

Wait they are from qld so yes

whenever I chuck a sickie the arvo rolls around and I feel like it wouldn't have even been that bad to go, quite annoying really

they're just normies

>/crac/

Got one in between my toes lad it's extremely painful for me
YAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN

wi/ket/

I read 7-1 and got in this thread. What is happening here?

>no cricket sports anime with a bunch of Cricket terminology thrown into japanese

Who gives a fuck what you think tripcunt.

Only pooftas and immigrant cunts refer to anyone as "bogans".

/craic/

>all these wagies itt
Keep getting Shekelberg his new yacht.

>Anderson's average is down to 27.40 now

Dang, I remember it being 35 ages ago when he was early in his career. Must be averaging super well to bring it down so much in the 2nd half of his career.

>Kumarjar

...

;)

Stuart broad is already as red as the ball, no wonder Bancroft couldn't see the ball properly.

these are bogans

11:22 and doing Prob/MoF studies to become then next Shekelburgstein la

Cricket would unironically be a good anime sport with its depth and diversity of different styles.

Shame basically everyone outside of the cricket world just memes it as "hehe cricket lol afternoon tea and posh old poeple who can't even run xD"

Reminder to answer this question
Ok /cric/ so you can drop a number of nuclear bombs on any 3rd world shithole you want, what country/area do you pick?

a)china/south east asia
b)india/subcontinent
c)africa
d)middle east
e)south america/central america

>tfw no anime Warnie as like a mentor with boonie chugging beers in the clubroom

>qld bogan
at least we not overrun by them

Broad's batting average has made the same trajectory

>TFW no good Black Friday deals

is this a renaissance painting

fuck my ass

No those are top Aussie blokes.
(and a gook)

Looks like regular people to me tbqhwyfamalamaloo

>be bancroft
>get out

someone shopped in that asian fella?

>I UNLEASH THE POWER OF SILLY MID OFF

A spot of cricket lad:
live.watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1

>muzman

why isn't poo peeland an option

shakey

Watching Australian batsmen trying to cope when the ball is moving off the seam is fucking embarrassing.

>khawajar

Why are Americans so obsessed with race and heritage.

Literally every Sup Forums thread some American is always going on about some race-related shit. At least it's not as bad as the "lol cuck xDDD" parroting they used to do back in the day constantly.

KP shouldn't be commentating for his rudeness against the great city of Brisbane

Honestly think Brazil should just be nuked lads.

Ok

this is just a warning but if you don't start calling it the "Magellan Ashes" you will be sued

>M-MASAKA....DONARUDO BRADDOMAN

good post

aboslutely abhorrent post

>asian fella
It's ok mate you're on Sup Forums - you can call him a gook.

KP legit has bipolar disorder. He just has these random fucking outbursts that put me on edge whenever he's commentating.

this

>H-he picked my d-doosra!
>But how?!

right shame the japanese took up baseball instead, can't imagine the insane bants if they turned out to be a cricketing superpower

Because at core they lack identity, they're everyone else's rejects who happened to fall into a goldmine

>Khawa.jar

Kp is gold, confirmed hole

They're desperately trying to remain relevant when no one wants to talk to them anymore. World Cup is gonna be great without them

they've been on edge recently because of the amerigoblins meme

because no anglo-sphere countries are considered 3rd world

-t. Akhmal

Why is futa with balls&vag the patrician fetish lads?

Because they have the equivalent of a small african country within their nation which they have had to babysit for their entire history, and will have to continue to babysit for the foreseeable future.

>race doesnt matter
>has his once homogenous island being slowly taken over by muslims and muds

Ok

Warner will get 26

Update plz. Wngland dec. or all out? Score? Ta

As i said yesterday, australia will make less than 320

WAIT ONNNN

>Omae Wa Mou Outto
>Nani!?
>LBW'ed

Who the fuck is magellan anyway?

>no weebs
>no americans except FHG
Is /cric/ the best general on spee?

Honestly love how he legitimately does not give a fuck if anyone else in the commentary box likes him. That rant about how Mark Waugh should be out of a job when he was in the box for the BBL was absolute gold.

>can post on Sup Forums
>can't google

Ricky Ponting vore

did someone summon me?

give me a stream senpaitachi

>I always come back to Uno Makoto manga

get a load of this faggot
Nigel your country is gonna be one of the first to go

I want you to tell me bitch

>Mark Waugh should be out of a job

FUCKEN WHAT CUNT?

Channel 9 on your tv mate, no need to thank me

>this womyn's """sport""" meme still being shoved in our faces

No-one cares

>64.15 average in Australia
>27.21 average overseas

Absolute state of Australian pitches.

can we have a consistent performing batting order , that route in india fucked me up good

fat american btfo

STREAM DOWN

WARNING ATTENTION

STREAM IS DOWN, REPEAT, STREAM IS DOWN

ABORT ABORT ABORT

Which cricketer would be summoned as a cute female servant a la Artoria Pendragon

Brett Lee IMO

same reason england is obsessed with their history

why isn't there an ashes against india lads

They're some noice chinese cardoons on me OLED tv, Davo.

no luck my friend

'morning IT guy
or you're the 41 year old Sup Forumstard?

Ellyse Perry

>59% White
>More muzzies than Londonstan
lol

What would you play for?
A desiccated turd?

Right here mate she's all good 9now.com.au/live/channel-9

heres a stream

*pisses on you*

Can't be long now until we see an all-rounder debut called Warnest