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The Higher Education Statistics Authority has published employment rates today by each university across the country - and by each subject. It makes gloomy reading for those studying computer science and IT - they have the lowest employment rate for any area of study (see the data below).
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If you want a job, you've already got an advantage if you have a degree- 89.9% of graduates either go on to employment or further study. Even so, there are some interesting results of the research: University of Cambridge has a higher employment rate than University of Oxford, for instance.
The data is below - what can you do with it?
there's a Scottish Independence sticker at this bus stop
But I'm in Wales
Who /softtarget/ here?
Those scummy drug-addict types that literally walk up to people on the street and just ask for money outright always ask me. They never ask anyone walking in front of me - always me.
>alright mate do you have a pound for the bus?
No, fuck off you cretin.
you're doing amazing sweetie
people that study compsci aren't exactly the most social
>mrw when i see this thread
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>flat unqualified "employment rate"
>not by relevant field of study
literally snake oil.
I get targeted by sales people all the time
dont know why but they will shoot past like 10 others to get to me
Hate them
>Biology 3rd highest employment
What’re they all doing? Academia?
what if you've had a threesome
Subject: Is starving yourself a good way to get cheekbones?
Hi, my name's Clive. All my life I've been wondering what it would be like to be attractive. As you can probably already tell I'm not the best looking guy in the world, however, I've come up with a brand new way to change that. Over the past few days I've been walking/jogging/running doing push ups/pull ups and the like - all whilst certainly consuming far less calories than I burn out.
Would this be a good way to get rid of cheekbones? Would it allow me to acquire a model-esque bone structure? Would it finally rid me of my baby face?
Clive
London
roasties hate him
Bog cleaner in tesco
Why do you keep posting this
Oh wait it’s not ordered by employment haha never mind
you appear weak willed
hmmm
GOD why does doing cocaine feel so good. it's just an instant hit of euphoria
But I just tell them to fuck off
Who was in the right, the SA or the SS?
Fucking same
These charity third world refugee importing cucks are always stopping me
In fact I was walking alone at a festival and a FUCKING SAMARITAN SUICIDE PREVENTION lad asked me was I feeling alright why I was on my own fucking hell
YAAS QUEEEEEN
got asked once, gave him 10p then realised what I did
Yowza
I saw a Pepe sticker on a lamppost last month
busy week for me lads
been out three times, shagged a bird, got punched once, kissed a couple of other club randos, got fired, moved out of my old place, and got a new job
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain Momma
Take me home, country roads
that gay frog meme
mummy
Cute girl from uni whose thigh I touched just text me like 15 mins after I last saw her haha
cor
I keep saying it, wouldn't mind shagging an older lady
both were terrible
only the regular army whatever it was called comes out okayish from that period
is she ok with a paper bag on her head
Corbyn said he's going to make Freddos cost 5p
FOY
what did she say
normie behavior desu
pics
Labour landslide confirmed
Lost all my strength at the gym
when i was 17 i travelled on my own for the first time - Gatwick to Florence
my mum gave me €100 in case of emergency
at the airport a guy told me this very long and complicated story about his son being sick and him needing to visit him etc and how he just needed £5 to get the train and see him
i said i only had €50 notes, and he said that was fine too so i gave him €50
WHAT an idiot i was.
but i was from a small sleepy village in Surrey, I didnt know about these people before.
absolute legend if true
in post-brexit britain?!?!
not bloody likely
The weather in this country is like living in a freezing steam bath in the dark
The SS tbqh
Himmler had an actual vision for Germany beyond Hitler's boring grudges from WWI
'The Backup Man' starring Nicolas Cage
hate reading this, nobody should do this to children
>tfw grew up in london so I am immune to everything
heh
>Surrey,
literal quadrillionaire
Are you fucking joking
Absolute mong
>how he just needed £5
>i said i only had €50 notes, and he said that was fine too
christ
first time I travelled on my own it was to Beijing
as soon as I got out of security, I had like 3 guys come up to me asking if I needed a taxi. I just ignored them and went to the actual taxi stands.
Two girls on the trip who flew out later got a "taxi" with the first guy that asked them and got charged £50 each for a journey that cost me under a fiver
Just saying that someone she was with was speaking about me in a complimentary manner.
Got tricked by the ol can you spare 5 quid for petrol to get home scam when I was like 18
is that a dick
>when i was 17 i travelled on my own for the first time - Gatwick to Florence
>my mum gave me €100 in case of emergency
>at the airport a guy told me this very long and complicated story about his son being sick and him needing to visit him etc and how he just needed £5 to get the train and see him
>i said i only had €50 notes, and he said that was fine too so i gave him €50
>WHAT an idiot i was.
>but i was from a small sleepy village in Surrey, I didnt know about these people before.
Have a homeless busker 50p and he played money for nothing kek
lived indawoods all my life and i've never seen a beggar haha
i'm very naive
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Literally just gave a random fella a quid because he was asking for bus money
I don't feel scammed though
he already brainletted himself you retard
not seen any pengest girls in existence at the train station (that I can remember of) but there was one girl who worked in one of the cafes who always gave me a big smile when she served me (more than just normal customer service)
when she went to the other platform to get supplies from the main cafe, she'd slightly detour to where I sat and when she came past she'd smile and wave at me and I'd smile and wave back
the virgin SS and the chad SA
just found out that although coffee costs 50p, tea is free
some old lady left her purse in her car when i went inot a shop to buy fags and i insisted on paying the £10 for her shopping because i was coked off my skull. she refused to let me do it and i must've seemed like a fucking mentalist.
well that's a good start
moving to leeds in a few months
people i aim to meet:
douglas murray
hannan
nige
rod liddel
jeremy clarke
and above all
the great Taki
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is this a girl wojak
love the stone roses
fucking hate this wojak.
alri lads
Girl ran up to me on a night out and said she needed a kiss and spank from a stranger for their hen do game. Grew up in the mean city streets of London though so I just ignored her. Won't be caught out by scams like that, that's for sure.
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>yanks think george III was a "tyrant"
Why are brit city names so weird?
Yorkshire
Gatwick
Queens Park Rangers
Birmingham
>there are people itt that are still virgins
once paid €1 to go to a public toilet in Berlin and then after i paid i didnt need to go anymore
*flicks hair in wind*
heh, why's that lad?
*blows you a kiss and winks*
Ah yes, the Americans.
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get fucked, white boy
stupid posh cunt
>Start
Known her 2 years desu. Hence knowing she isn't interested.
alri
obsessed
is this bait
I've had consensual vaginal sex with someone of the opposite sex multiple times but I still feel like a virgin 2bh
which general are you in again sweaty x
seeing other people happy makes me miserable
ah oh well at least you tried
and by multiple times, I mean multiple times with the same person
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT
THIS IS MY THREAD NOW
Selling this for 50p
Why are Yanks so thin-skinned?
you had the virgin sex
had sex with 12 girls+ but still cum too quickly and get stage fright h a h a h a