Hahaha look at him, is he your brother? what a nerd lol

>hahaha look at him, is he your brother? what a nerd lol
>he is so ugly and short
>are you virgin? -in a pitchy voice-
>dont move i will do a snapchat hahaha
>you are so pale! you can go outside of your house you know
what do you do

"hold kjeft da forbanna horer"

>"e-excuse me girls, have you seen my mangas?"

my chad brother's friends are all super nice to me though

Spit on their food and leave

>dont come in mom I have school stuff to do!

same

they make fun of you in your back

>what does he do on his computer for all day

do guys act like teenage girls in spain?

Same.

I know I heard them once but I don't really care as long as they pretend to be nice. Makes things less awkward.

>he must be one of those creepy disgusting porn addicted internet nazis I have read about..

Super normies actually never read/listen to the news.

wake up my friend, they are not your friends, they are not being friendly with you, they like to talk to you to make fun of you in your back, are you new in the world?
Sad!

all the chads i've ever known were really kind and got along great with me tbqh

i sexed one of my sister's friends

sorry if you got humiliated by a couple of chads dude but many of them i've known since childhood and my brother would never allow that.
i don't consider them my friends lol, i like being alone

I think I would be better than a pale virgin...

but I am a pale virgin, even if i go out and talk to girls, there's just something that doesn't work here

>having your monitor facing the door
lmao

>living with ye mum

She lives with me.

>being 20 cm taller than everyone in my family even though I'm the youngest.
>being a nerd/geek who loves sports like mountain biking and climbing
>being a metal head so long beard and hair
>my brothers are still the chads but I can crush them both so they leave me alone
>people look at me with the "hmm he's probably crazy" look in the street
>brothers use to bring chicks over when we lived at home
>the thought I was the oldest brother

I'm a tanned, 6'2" normie though