AUSTRALIA V ENGLAND: 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #13 - AUS 4/132
/cric/
Christchurch
stove out within 5 overs
hockey
Glenn Maxwell is now 201*
choke incoming
Even if Marsh gets out now he's done his job regardless of what the casuals have to say
>2.8 runs per over
How the fuck can you watch this shit?
>can't tolerate bluebottle stings
softcock
Before this thread dies RC WILL make a post contradicting his poodiction last thread
Imagine having a technically superior side in every way.
Imagine all that just means nothing because your captain literally just relies on "umm well my bowlers are good just gonna put them in and hope they do good" with no strategy
>state of austarlia cricket
Ball getting carted for runs is what I divine in the future lads
lmao fair
smoth is a brainlet
You might have a point, I remember crying as a kid but I don't suppose it would worry me much now....
>Short ball to manlet batsman
>He drives it off the backfoot
I fucking despise him as a captain. He's a fucking mong
I remember all the casuals laughing at me when I said he was a shit captain during his trial run.
Smith is a fucking excellent batsman and one of the best in a long time, but as a captain he's a shitcunt. Unfortunately I don't know who we have that could do the job
Don't know about you blokes but for me it doesn't get much better than sinking a few cold ones after a big day on site
Idiotic opinion. Smith is top 3 captains in the world.
Usman or Lyon
Looking at the future, Travis Head or Mitch Marsh are the likely contenders
When Voges was playing he would have been a substantially better choice, as Bailey would have been if he were still in the side.
Lol
The best captain in the world is objectively Eoin Morgan
I've never not been impressed with him when he captains England.
Usman's fucking thick and bowlers don't make good captains for a number of reasons
>Voges
Waited so long for that shitcunt Rodney Marsh to finally drop his shitcunt nephews and give him a go, and he didn't disappoint! (at first)
But then they bloody well dropped him again....
Tim pain
>usman
>bowler
Shaun Pollock took over a team which wasn't even test level ten years earlier and made it number 2 during the GOAT era of Australia
Rugby.
Obviously talking about Lyon
Stove would probably get even better at batting if his autistic savant brain were freed up to focus solely on it
Warne has fucking explained how drift works half a fucking dozen times already, SHUT THE FUCK UP
thoughts on the main difference (50-100 ratio)
Root is far more handsome
>wanting the undisputed god of spin to stop spreading his wisdom
Fuck off cunt (mind you I'm listening to grandstand)
Consistent good scores > Tons of fails dotted with the occasional massive score
Shaun Pollock doesn't play anymore does he
had a bowl in Bangladesh
smith's skull is like an alien, it gets smaller as it gets higher, before suddenly expanding again.
i think it means that steven has made more 100s in relation to his 50s then roop
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
If you like little boys sure.....
>implying smoth looks any older
If Jake Ball was a wall he'd be called Jake Wall
>not enjoying listening to Tony Greig talk about Druhft and Duhp
Let's not forget the Aussie road bias that Steve enjoys vs the overcast England home conditions Root endures.
All he says is that revs=drift, that's fucking it
>protruding cheek bones
>protroding cranial
Pretty standard homo-sapien headshape mate.
if jake ball was tall he'd be called Jake Tall
Tony Greig's been shit for years
>60.24
>53.38
Gee I fucking wonder who is better.
Smith averages over 40 in every country but Bangladesh
He's been dead for years
>t. Alien
I bet you think James Faulkner is the world's greatest ODI allrounder
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t.vogues
>Marsh has unironically looked our second-best bat
>Maxwell BTFOing in the sheffield shield
Drop Usman for The Big Meme?
t. Kevin Spacey
Be honest, who has always been /marsh/ here?
>half your games are in bowler-friendly overcast environments with bowler-friendly duke balls
>half your games are in batter-friendly Aussie channel 9 mandated roads with kooka balls
Despite that he is comparable.
Yeah.. not quite that simple buddy.
I'm not a fucking alien you moron, if Aliens actually existed why would they be interested in watching a sport for humans and discussing on an anonymous image board with other humans
It's crazy to think that in wa it's still early morning
>(You)
People laugh at me for it, but I have always had faith
feeling like a fatcunt at the moment
>THE FINISHER!!!
He unironically is mate.
>le avagado on benis :D:D:D
Compare their asian records
Smith is objectively better
dean jones
>t. Aliens trying to do damage control
Dunno mate you tell me
xDDDD
For me, it's former archbishop Desmond Tutu.
based ayy
hows the wife and children equivalent lad
I wish I had a similar IQ to warnie and pietersen
>unemployed suicidelanders
The buckethead bullshit makes me so mad I almost want Australia to lose
If Jake Ball were a soccer player he'd be Fake Fall
It is always B
That is a well know fact
t.my IQ is 300
who is australia's best opening batsman atm
>LE FUG LE ZAWN DARSH XD XD
RARE
SURINAME
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Reminder that I predicted he could carry this innings.
Phil Hughes
>these freshcunts replying to proxycunt
If Jake Ball were an overrated basketball player, he'd be Lonzo Ball
my last two digits are Warne's IQ
>Marsh's chance-riddled 34 is considered a pass mark
If you set the bar any lower it would be glued to the fucking ground.
smith sterilised
lest we forget (manus, nauru, syria, palestine)
Renshaw.
>Will Anderson get through five overs
Wil Anderson is a comedian and TV host m8
Just smash your head against a brick wall mate
fairly sure he had one too many chromosomes anyway
reminder to always filter, never reply
>tfw going to a party later
Going to be a good night lads
Oh vey
>largest ethnic population of this south american country is Indian
WHAT
who /neet/ here
>chance riddled
Not sure if we are watching the same match.
He was wearing a cup right?