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AUSTRALIA V ENGLAND: 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #13 - AUS 4/132

Christchurch

stove out within 5 overs

hockey

Glenn Maxwell is now 201*

choke incoming

Even if Marsh gets out now he's done his job regardless of what the casuals have to say

>2.8 runs per over

How the fuck can you watch this shit?

>can't tolerate bluebottle stings
softcock

Before this thread dies RC WILL make a post contradicting his poodiction last thread

Imagine having a technically superior side in every way.

Imagine all that just means nothing because your captain literally just relies on "umm well my bowlers are good just gonna put them in and hope they do good" with no strategy

>state of austarlia cricket

Ball getting carted for runs is what I divine in the future lads

lmao fair

smoth is a brainlet

You might have a point, I remember crying as a kid but I don't suppose it would worry me much now....

>Short ball to manlet batsman
>He drives it off the backfoot

I fucking despise him as a captain. He's a fucking mong

I remember all the casuals laughing at me when I said he was a shit captain during his trial run.

Smith is a fucking excellent batsman and one of the best in a long time, but as a captain he's a shitcunt. Unfortunately I don't know who we have that could do the job

Don't know about you blokes but for me it doesn't get much better than sinking a few cold ones after a big day on site

Idiotic opinion. Smith is top 3 captains in the world.

Usman or Lyon

Looking at the future, Travis Head or Mitch Marsh are the likely contenders

When Voges was playing he would have been a substantially better choice, as Bailey would have been if he were still in the side.

Lol

The best captain in the world is objectively Eoin Morgan

I've never not been impressed with him when he captains England.

Usman's fucking thick and bowlers don't make good captains for a number of reasons

>Voges

Waited so long for that shitcunt Rodney Marsh to finally drop his shitcunt nephews and give him a go, and he didn't disappoint! (at first)
But then they bloody well dropped him again....

Tim pain

>usman
>bowler

Shaun Pollock took over a team which wasn't even test level ten years earlier and made it number 2 during the GOAT era of Australia

Rugby.

Obviously talking about Lyon

Stove would probably get even better at batting if his autistic savant brain were freed up to focus solely on it

Warne has fucking explained how drift works half a fucking dozen times already, SHUT THE FUCK UP

thoughts on the main difference (50-100 ratio)

Root is far more handsome

>wanting the undisputed god of spin to stop spreading his wisdom

Fuck off cunt (mind you I'm listening to grandstand)

Consistent good scores > Tons of fails dotted with the occasional massive score

Shaun Pollock doesn't play anymore does he

had a bowl in Bangladesh

smith's skull is like an alien, it gets smaller as it gets higher, before suddenly expanding again.

i think it means that steven has made more 100s in relation to his 50s then roop

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

If you like little boys sure.....
>implying smoth looks any older

If Jake Ball was a wall he'd be called Jake Wall

>not enjoying listening to Tony Greig talk about Druhft and Duhp

Let's not forget the Aussie road bias that Steve enjoys vs the overcast England home conditions Root endures.

All he says is that revs=drift, that's fucking it

>protruding cheek bones
>protroding cranial
Pretty standard homo-sapien headshape mate.

if jake ball was tall he'd be called Jake Tall

Tony Greig's been shit for years

>60.24
>53.38

Gee I fucking wonder who is better.

Smith averages over 40 in every country but Bangladesh

He's been dead for years

>t. Alien

I bet you think James Faulkner is the world's greatest ODI allrounder

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t.vogues

>Marsh has unironically looked our second-best bat
>Maxwell BTFOing in the sheffield shield

Drop Usman for The Big Meme?

t. Kevin Spacey

Be honest, who has always been /marsh/ here?

>half your games are in bowler-friendly overcast environments with bowler-friendly duke balls
>half your games are in batter-friendly Aussie channel 9 mandated roads with kooka balls

Despite that he is comparable.

Yeah.. not quite that simple buddy.

I'm not a fucking alien you moron, if Aliens actually existed why would they be interested in watching a sport for humans and discussing on an anonymous image board with other humans

It's crazy to think that in wa it's still early morning

>(You)

People laugh at me for it, but I have always had faith

feeling like a fatcunt at the moment

>THE FINISHER!!!

He unironically is mate.

>le avagado on benis :D:D:D

Compare their asian records

Smith is objectively better

dean jones

>t. Aliens trying to do damage control

Dunno mate you tell me

xDDDD

For me, it's former archbishop Desmond Tutu.

based ayy

hows the wife and children equivalent lad

I wish I had a similar IQ to warnie and pietersen

>unemployed suicidelanders

The buckethead bullshit makes me so mad I almost want Australia to lose

If Jake Ball were a soccer player he'd be Fake Fall

It is always B
That is a well know fact
t.my IQ is 300

who is australia's best opening batsman atm

>LE FUG LE ZAWN DARSH XD XD

RARE

SURINAME
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Reminder that I predicted he could carry this innings.

Phil Hughes

>these freshcunts replying to proxycunt

If Jake Ball were an overrated basketball player, he'd be Lonzo Ball

my last two digits are Warne's IQ

>Marsh's chance-riddled 34 is considered a pass mark

If you set the bar any lower it would be glued to the fucking ground.

smith sterilised

lest we forget (manus, nauru, syria, palestine)

Renshaw.

>Will Anderson get through five overs

Wil Anderson is a comedian and TV host m8

Just smash your head against a brick wall mate

fairly sure he had one too many chromosomes anyway

reminder to always filter, never reply

>tfw going to a party later

Going to be a good night lads

Oh vey

>largest ethnic population of this south american country is Indian
WHAT

who /neet/ here

>chance riddled
Not sure if we are watching the same match.

He was wearing a cup right?