OFFICIAL LAUGH AT MIAMI THREAD

>Almost Competitive Conference leader
>getting run out by a 4-7 team

Whorecain jailcrew eternally BTFO

" it's a rebuilding year guys!"

Greetings from USC

go fuck yourself Miami, you voted to sanction us. Never win another game

1. It's a rivalry game. Pitt always plays us close even though their glory days are long behind.
2. The game isn't even over yet, so we can still win.
3. It's a rebuilding year and we did far better than expected. Our fame will get us even better recruits.
4. Get fucked

is there a smug Pitt pepe

>miami entered a thread devoted to laughing at them just to provide a laughingstock
based yu

THE UUUUUUU

It's not like you're getting into the playoffs either.

you beat the illiterate Miami "grad" to the coined phrase of their football program

y u mad tho? maybe your players neex more hooker cocaine yachts for inspiration on the field

>we
>WE
>W
>E

nuke all of florida

>Safety school Btfo
>Bootleg TD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TOUCHDOWN PITT

oh, Im sorry, what were you saying, bitchboy?

FUCKING DEVINE

Miami Shitacanes

Reminds me of Pitt ruining the Pat white/Steve Slaton WVU perfect season.

remember, Richt got fired from Jawja for a reason

to be fair, which coach can consistently beat saban's bama?

it's pretty good but nothing will top that user

Urban?
Freeze

>these fucking commentators crying over the.loss and trying to see how the ACC stays in the playoff

lmaooo

It's happening. Prepare your anuses for the greatest comeback this year.

Because he actually cut criminal basketball Americans from his team instead of building his team around drug addicted 60iq illiterates

THIS REFBALL

ACC is a meme trash conference

LOLLELKEKJEJHUE

>The game isn't even over yet, so we can still win.

>Da (You)

miami players falling over once the cocaine rush crashes

At least Jim Larranaga is taking our Basketball team past Puke and UNC.

>implying this matters at all

Miami still just has to beat Clemson to get in the dance.

i guess the miami players didnt get enough coke and hookers before the game to stay motivated

The only way the ACC Champion even has a shot is if Bama chokes in the Iron Bowl tomorrow.

>Implying there's no bias toward clemson in the rankings

Thanks, Pittbros. First you gave us Chryst back, now you held the door open for us.

>us

Wew

this delusion beats that of any sec fanbase BY FAR

good i fucking hate the U
I hate that entire program
I hate all their criminal niggardry
I despise that entire scumbag organization from the president to the AD to the coach
FL should just devote an entire cell block and paint it in orange and green for the future careers of miami players to make them feel more at home

daily reminder
Miami has everything you wish your place had.
>sunlight and summer weather all year round, no temperate overcast weather for depressed antisocial faggots (but it fits you)
>exclusive alpha culture dance clubs over hick grills
>GOAT music festivals, street art, youth culture, and Spring Break lifestyle all year round
>foreign women with ass and tits instead of malnourished crackwhores and sunburned landwhales
>an actual fucking beach with an ocean to swim in instead of a white trash pier or a landlocked shithole
>fresh caribbean seafood instead of Cleetus' grill and Ching Chong's 24 hr sushi night stand (now with extra e. coli!)
>all the major fashion and avant garde stores are in south beach
>cocaine and guns anywhere you want
>the art scene being authentic instead of the outdated and commercialized state of Hollywood
>not flyover shithole with nothing but autistic hicks
>thicc Cuban Trump loving anti-commie qt's
only an incel flyover FAGGOT would hate on us

>implying wisc isnt going to the fiesta this year to get schlacked by USC

its ok, miller lite is okay-tier

Mark Richt

stay mad whiteboy

USC has everything you said, and is a blueblood.
Miami is a overhyped Ibiza copycat city

Damn skippy.

sounds like Orlando except shittier. Why would I want to get killed by gangbangers when I could go to Disney instead?

Add
>shit sports teams

>trying to justify living in a spic-ridden crime shithole
I lived in the """best""" city on the planet, New York, for 20 years. Cities are shit. Moving to flyover country in Montana was the best thing I ever did. Gorgeous scenery, people aren't packed like sardines and qt mountain girls who are actually useful and can offer more than "I only have 16 STDs instead of the usual 20 that city whores have!"

Guarantee our program has more than you, faggot.

>the commercialized shantytown of Jewywood in Commiefornia
>no freedoms to shoot guns and ride trucks
Get good.

>Disney
What are you? A faggot? Go to the club and pick up some bad bitches.

delusion. y'all just ensured us a spot tho so thanks

>my opioid addicted white trash hick town is wholesome and so much fun!
The delusion on this shut-in beta who can't handle the competition on a weekend night club.

have fun continuing the /0 natty/ traditiom your football program is so knoen for

Only a midwesterner could be this autistic

>this guy doesn’t know how easy Disney grills are

CP here can confirm

t. Jamaal Pedro Gonzalez who thinks putting on 8 layers of cologne will make women like his fat, manlet ass

Autism is more common on the coasts, mostly because only blue states raise their kids to think they're speshul and that their mental disease is a superpower. You get that shit beaten out of you in flyoverland

shit maybe i should've done it after all

the whole /nomoney/ thing turned me off of it

>Miami vs Pitt
>Rivalry
kek

This

The minute the Pot starts calling the Kettle a nigger i'm out

>Being into headcases

I've gone that way and gone the other way. The further away you get from Harry Potter and Disney the better off you are.

t. Peter "Petey" Johnson living in delusion that his literally where snow village is better than proper civilization.

>no autists in flyoverland
>coincidentally flyovers are braindead