In an alternate universe, THESE are your 2016 nominees

Who do you vote for?

And actually think about it for a few seconds please.

FEEL

Neither

Jeb! of course. The lesser of two cucks.

I feel like Jeb would be the more memeworthy one.

I'm sure Kek wouldve made him something special.

Y...you mean I would actually get to live in a world where Jeb could be the nominee?

YEB!

I miss Yeb.

Neither one

it's gotta be bernie and i'll tell you why

i don't always agree with ted or rubio but this is so true

i say it every day every night every afternoon

jeb is a mess.

In that alternate universe I'd probably actually kill myself when someone on Sup Forums tells me to.

who would be the gary johnson in this universe?

Jeb. I wanted him to win from the beginning but in my heart I knew he couldn't.

Gary Johnson

so bernie is the republican nominee?

>jebposting
sorry dude

Please clap is still my favorite thing from this whole election cycle. Fucking hilarious.

Those fucking debates alone would be hillarious

jeb for sure

Bernie because it would be funny and I have no faith in Yeb!

John McAfee

Bernie Democrat. Jeb Republicuck.

Can't vote neither or Gary DUDE WEED Johnson

Bernie probably.

I'd honestly probably vote for Bernie Sanders if had the balls to stick to his anti-globalist position instead of pandering to progressives.

Bernie cause he's the third most memetic candidate, besides Donald Trump and Rand Paul

bernie.

the last thing I want is another bush DUMBER than george w bush.

Id move to America just to vote for McAfee

>you will never gently caress Jeb
>you will never whisper in his ear that he's still your nominee
>you will never reassure him that he's a viable candidate for office

THE BERN

He seems to have agreed with Brexit and didn't cave in on that.

3 days of something like the EU calling you a racist and he'd fold.

Remember who we're talking about.

the man, not the Reddit legend.

>tfw 4 years of autistic mumbling
>tfw 4 years of Jeb posting

Almost as good as trump

Well I originally voted for jeb because he was the most qualified and would fix this nation. Thanks for handing the white house to Clinton you fucking assholes.

Probably because he can't win the presidency anymore so he can go back to his original socialist positions.

As a National Socialist, I have a lot in common with Bernie, except I want to kill all of the Jews.

Jeb, that goofy fucker has made me laugh so many times.

No just kidding, his wife would steal stuff from the White House.

and I mean a situation like the EU and UK, not that there is any EU equivalent.

Bernie. Borders gaping open either way

Man I really dislike bernies policies and think jeb has some good points but...

Jeb is a mess

Is this serious? Jeb is obviously better than that fucking socialist. Jeb is an autist and probably should never have run for office, but I think he actually wouldn't be a disaster in the whitehouse with the right staff.

First mixed race couple in the wh (although she likely cucked him- Those are not his kids.)

jesus christ both choices are so cucked

Jeb. If socialism wins in the US, I'll move out the country

Bernie has been fighting the fed for years but gets pushed over by BLM. Jeb tries to come across tough but it ends up looking sad and he gets his mum to back him up.

That's a hard one

Real talk here: Jeb was one of the only Republicans who werent absolutely nuts this election. Him and Carson were the only non-ballistic one.

Jeb would've actually been an OK president, but he was screwed by God Emperor and his last name.

Socialism is the correct political position.

I'm with you obviously, but yeah it's serious. I don't think everoyne on Sup Forums would agree with us whatsoever.

I'll take another Bush over a bolshevik Jew any day.

Definitely Yeb!
His presidency would be hilarious, Ford would be replaced as bumbling oaf in chief, somehow we would end up with a first lady more_ dreadful looking than Michael Obama, drug addiction daughter... the list goes on.

>Jeb
>qualified as anything other than a Guac vendor

Bernie

anything other than a guac taster, you mean
how many bowls did he even sell?

Jeb.. pic related.
RUNNIN ON HIGH ENERGY!

Jeb.

Bernie got literally cucked by Hillary and he hardly tried to win. Jeb was a sperg but he is more "Alpha" in comparison, he tried. Plus Jeb isn’t a filthy socialist.

In this universe the only reason Bernie won was because his polls weren’t rigged or Hillary got arrested, no other way around it. Even if Bernie managed to grow some balls in such universe he remains a filthy socialist.

Probably very little. He priced them at like $30 a bowl.

You guys know that Sanders is still running right?

i think it was a bit higher like 70 shekels

This is just as terrible as the 2008 election. Of course the commy will win.. =/

>He priced them at like $30 a bowl.

The saddest part is that as shitty as the bowl was at least you got something in return whereas anybody donating to Bernie got back stabbed.

>Mexico
Nice try, spic. I won't fall for your tricks.

he doesnt really have a chance to win against trump and hillary imo

I never vote low energy. They don't have what it takes to make it through a crisis.

Of course, but he would take votes from the leftwinged crazies, giving a better chance to Trump.

Go ahead imo.

He was an amazing governor. And way more qualified than anyone else running, he could have beaten Hillary. Trump will not be able to, he is too divisive and you asshats had to ruin it for us. God help us all if Hillary gets elected, I'm voting for Trump but fucking dammit I'm mad as hell. We must stop her she will end the nation

Hillary getting indicted was his last chance at getting the nomination.

Is there any point right now?

He beats Trump in the polls every time and all the younger voters would vote for him. It's how Obama pretty much won the first time. After today I think a lot of left will probably leave Hillary.

Yeah. I love the way he laughed about cutting benefits for the elderly and pretends to talk to a sword of Chang. That 2% er could have made it to the White House! Slow Y steady.

!Jeb simply for the fact that I think he's a decent person and not nearly the Globalist his disgusting family is. I could see him as a Christie type but he'd still be fucking awful on immigration (not that it can get worse)

There's no reason, ever, to vote for a literal Kike Marxist who is explicitly anti-white.

Oh get over yourself, benefits needed to be cut because we are on a bubble right now and spending is out of control and not cutting will result in a pop of the system. The government shouldn't even give hand outs let the free market run its course.

youre a desperate shill for trying to imply im voting for sanders

>First mixed race couple
Jefferson had sex and children with a slave, but that probably doesn't count.

Yeb, if you didn't hate the elderly so much maybe they would clap for you.

It really wouldn't matter for me at that point.

Probably Bernie so he can just fuck everything up.

Sanders actually used to be pro-border control and supports Brexit. He's just weak and caves in easily.

Jeb. And I have a feeling it would be a blowout.

Fuck off people clapped for m- him many times.

same persons, sanders is just more direct in the goal of communism.

fucking stupid socialists.

Honestly Sanders is slowly turning delegates to his side and has even unintentionally started a political group of socialist. If he doesn't get the nomination. He can run as a green party.

i've got to ask

why do you like sanders so much anyway? he's literally a politician like countless others and hasn't said or promised anything he can feasibly deliver on and is a shameless populist to the same extent as if not worse than trump

literally nobody has ever explained to be why it's okay do shit yourself violently over the kind of person sanders insists he is

was it a couple? if not, then no it doesn't.

Neither.

its literally a meme

everything they like about him is imaginary and they have a little template of an innocent looking old man to project everything they want onto

It's actually really embarrassing. Im not saying there isnt some legitimate way that you could support this man on some combination of political points, but the specific PRESIDENTIAL election movement that has sprung up around him which is embarrassing. and not based anywhere near reality.

>there's an alternate universe out there where my Jeb surge shitposts are reality

SLOW
AND
STEADY

>In an alternate universe, THESE were your 2000 nominees.
It would have been a far better world.

That settles it is am now a #Jeb!head

Jeb

Gary Johnson.

It'd be the first time I failed to vote since 1992 if those were the choices, OP. Never would I waste my time going to the polls for either one.

What are Bernie's positions on foreign policy?
If he isn't as much of a warmonger as Jeb! i don't mind seeing amerilards crumble under communism as long as they stop bothering the rest of the world.

Bernie. Jeb represents the boiling frog, Bernie is so far left that a right-wing uprising is the inevitable fallout

American military intervention is a non-factor. We could straight up kill everyone in the middle east and nothing relevant to any of us would be affected. American intellectual imperialism has already rooted itself firmly in the international community, and has caused far more damage.

>nothing relevant to any of us would be affected.
What about the refugee crisis then? The tensions with Russia because of Syria/Ukraine? Islamic terrorism?

Sandies

Fuck political dynasties

Turtle man
The Bushes Dindu nuffin

Jeb he's pro 2A

The 'refugee crisis' is an invention of the left. The real crisis is that non-whites can't create stable countries and whites can be guilted into accepting tons of refugees who will naturally gravitate towards superior white societies.

>The tensions with Russia because of Syria/Ukraine

Non-factor to pretty much everything. Russia is terrible. Even my ideal white supremacist state would probably be aligned against Russia.

>Islamic terrorism

Non-whites are always going to chimp. What we need to do is take the hard line on them and fucking eradicate them until they've been evolved out of existence by active Darwinism.

a barely right wing candidate would seem far right after 8 years of a communist though.

Trump doesn't talk that much differently from Bill Clinton campaigning in the 90s did from what I can see, but he seems far right after Obama

the spectrum is actually pretty wide it seems and there's tons of damage that can still be done in all sorts of directions. consider that before you say, well there's always le pendulum

le pendulum far right extremist Sup Forums is... we'd have all been voting dem a couple decades ago probably.

I do a 360 and walk out of the voting booth.

I'm not sure I can back Bernie 'I won't attack her, then I'll back her'' Sanders and his legion of moronic college age communist cuck faggot followers.

Even if Jeb swore to be twice as bad as George and usher in a new age of globalism.

In an alternate universe the CIA finds out Jeb has a private server that turns out to be full of turtle pictures.

Do you really believe what you're writing?
Even if you do, do you think the approach you take would take you anywhere?

>Do you really believe what you're writing?

In what sense?

I think the majority of what I'm proposing is tenable and consistent with an alt-right analysis of politics.

>Even if you do, do you think the approach you take would take you anywhere?

I don't think you understand my approach, and I do think the alt right is gaining political traction, reflected in our burgeoning membership.