/cric/ - KFC a shit edition

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #16

1st Test, England tour of Australia at Brisbane, Nov 23-27 2017
Lunch

England
302

Australia
213/7 * (88 ov)
Day 3: Australia trail by 89 runs with 3 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
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2nd Test, Sri Lanka tour of India at Nagpur, Nov 24-28 2017

Sri Lanka
205

India
11/1 * (8 ov)
Day 1: India trail by 194 runs with 9 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
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Live
Tour match, West Indies tour of New Zealand at Lincoln, Nov 25-27 2017

West Indies
240/5 * (52.4 ov)

New Zealand A
Day 1: West Indians won the toss and elected to bat

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look at this faggot actually including the current score

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Zachy b here
I meant to stay up and watch the ashes but I was completely obliterated by about 10pm if I’m honest
Ashes is not good timing for me I’m honest

does anyone actually think >we can match 302? the moment smoth gets out it's over

This fucking OP thread autism

Y r ppl callign 4 khwahaja 2 b droppe dand not stark cos strac only scord 6 but kwalhaj scored 11

made myself some marmalade toast

>counting the thread

4 0 0
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ELITE posts

LOVE this photo here, I'll put it to good use when my fine motor skills get a bit better

Drain the marsh! #MAGABBA

>using a football analogy in front of australians
>dead air for several seconds

Gonna fap to some elite English bowling before I nod off lads x

>LOL le kfc arsepie meme banana hahahha
Please krill yourself you stupid cunt

Fuck cricket it's a highly homosexual sport

what is reality genius's genius tip?

Post BBC

Did you know you cunts beat the yanks at wogball?

He'll let us know the final Australian 1st innings score after two or three more wickets

>TARRASCO AND TOBOGGAN

if australia makes more runs they will be more likely to win

Do you know BASED Brian Lara lad?

Thank for the thread grandpa raj

NZ v WI live stream for when Australia get rolled for 240 nzc.nz/live-streaming

Genius Smith.

Takes the single on the 1st ball of the over so the tail ender can take the rest of the balls.

Next level captaincy.

try 226

bbc.com/sport/live/cricket/41784592

If Pat Cummins worked at a hardware store, he'd be Pat Bunnings.

Shit out for 86

Cuntish swann moaning about how much of a cunt Boycott is is tiring

This "tailender" should be batting in the top6

When's the next /cric/ meet up gonna be?

Lots of newcunts in /cric/

Looking forward to it tbqh

Pic related was the last /cric/ meet up earlier this year.

>interstellar is literally a modern triumph
>a rare gem

If Pat Cummins was overweight he would be Fat Lumpins

strawpoll.me/14475298

If you actually understood the game, you'd be aware that Englel give up an easy single to smoth on the first or second ball of each over. Smoth takes tactical advantage of this by getting another run, and then he gets back on strike again next over.

Need the Swann flames lads.

If Pat Cummins was a 100m sprinter, he'd be Pat Runnings.

do australian universities use GPA? wouldn't know because I never went

We will dominate this sport in twelve years

stay the FUCK out of /hoc/ this is the LAST TIME i will warn you fuckos

Jesus christ.. with those tactics he'll be on strike over 15% of the time...

I'd gladly allow it

Fuck off with that Mirai Nikki shit though

Do you guys even have a cricket team or cricket league?

Some do, some use weighted average mark

If Pat Cummins was a delicious sour fruit he would be Pat Lemmons

Yeah

If Pat Cummins drank to much rum he would be Fat Rummings

...

Where's your flag you moosefucker?

Lara Croft opens for Australia m8

Based tradie, slept since your last ice binge?

If Pat Cummins was a famous surfer, he'd be Pat Fannings.

Kys

the one time straffo was right.

fucking hate entitled little cunts

eberytiem

If Pat Cummins was called up for jury duty he would be Pat Summons

>Bullying kids who work at Maccas
>Not letting casual employees take time off so you save money

Trying to be a firm and good manager but not having any foresight. Classic Straffo.

reminder american honey is literally a modern triumph
A rare gem
An absolutely cerebral blockbuster

Early take:
Notwithstanding the first two days, Smith is by far and away a better batsman than Root.
Forget his measly 15. That happens. He's class and will come good. But Smith is just an unintentional genius.
Fact is, amd fellow England fans will cry as much as they like, but until Root can consistently turn those 50s into 100s, the question of, "how will we get him out?" will never be asked by oppo bowlers.
His conversion rate ain't bad. His average is good. But the difference between Root and Smith is noticeable, and if the idea is for Root to become the best in the world, then no amount of whining over objective observations, will shorten that noticeable gap.
Great test all round though. Fascinating.

I went to the university of life mate (also known as the school of hard knocks)

>not watching Bhuvi GOAT it up

Of course.

Nobody tells Perú what to do.

>employing a victorian
you dun goofed jarryd

>getting an award for completing secondary school

Sounds like a participation ribbon

would you say it is a brain broiling experience?

SJW fat cunts are the worse. Probably angry at the kid for being a Chad so he takes it out on him.

>His conversion rate ain't bad. His average is good. But the difference between Root and Smith is noticeable, and if the idea is for Root to become the best in the world, then no amount of whining over objective observations, will shorten that noticeable gap.

Is Will Shorten related to Bill Shorten?

If Pat Cummins ran an extermination company it would be called Rat Fummings

Please :(

last time a pom showed up here in Mumbai /cric/ meet up

Smmmith is like a fine mix of the 5 last Australian captains.
Solid in defence like Border
Deft like Taylor
Gritty like Waugh
Solid like Ponting
A bit of cunt like Clarke

If Pat Cummins was a male pornstar he would be Patrick Pumper

If Pat Cummins were an NFL player he'd be Sat Cummins during the national anthem

Go New Ze/a/land

Alright.

If Joe Root couldn't talk, he'd be Joe Mute.

tipping the average /cric/ poster is a private school educated uni student

They're meant to be ironically bad, not just bad

If Pat Cummins was part of a folk band he would be Pat Hummins

love a glorious 5

>5 runs

If Pat Cummins was me he would be Matthew Evans

If Pat Cummins were a porn star his name would be Paul Dickens

tell me about cricket in Queensland

classy shot by cummers

is it me or is smiffy a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the test "oh wow smith has 83 runs" but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single smith run ?
but try starc...u can see the six i remember a starc six.

the last 5 captains were:
Watson
Clarke
Ponting
Gilchrist
Waugh

here

>5

Watson

>implying
m8, i dropped out of highschool in year 12 because they were gonna kick me out for not attending and went to tafe then dropped out of that
fuck getting diplomas and certificates m8
waste of time

if you say it in enough threads it will be true eventualy

If Pat Cummins were a horse trainer he would be Bart Cummings

t. tradie

It's out lads!

youtube.com/watch?v=eEoisIQmy-c

That is because Smith is Autistic
, but conversely you don't realise that he is on 100+ when he is
Nah lad, sotreman at warehouse