2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #17

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #17

GOAT OC edition
Cummins is an allrounder sub edition

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First for beta numales that settle for ugly gooks

batter

where's the poorious english poster

Falafel kebabs are shit tier food
how the fuck do people like them at all

Sydney is shit

Melbourne is GOAT

Rate this paki queen

Smoths century, paid for by koala.com
Do we not pay our captain enough?

never knew you were with the apex gang goosey, thought they only accepted sudos

Delete this

If you don't realise England are ahead in this match you are an absolute plebian

based fucking goosey

>not putting /cric/ in the title
Based as fuck, bound to piss off the poo in loo and maybe a couple of pommie cunts

5/5 face
1 - yes I would root her
4/5 body

TERRY
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What do you think is he doing at the moment?

truthie

SHOOK

>England bowlers only bowling 120km/h
ENGLAND BTFO

>he doesn't realise the match could equally go either way

Trip on Reality Cuck

too much makeup
hair too long
bad dress sense
not looking at the camera for a picture
earrings are too gaudy and big
wouldnotfuck/10

plastic face/10

What type of white men are you most likely to bump into in major Australian cities?

a)bugmen
b)soy boys
c)nu-males
d)regular normies
e)chads

Punching gobs

proxy off

normies closely followed by nu-males

ethnics

Canberra and Melbourne are definitely full of soyboys and nu-males

>Sydney
chads
normies
>Melbourne
bugmen
nu-males
soyboys
>Brisbane
Maoris
Normies
wannabe chads

business idea: block your stumps with your body a la steve smith

Sydney - C
Melbourne - B
Brisbane - D
Perth - Bogans

Chur we're white now

somebody run holly and ellyse though makeapp

melbourne is all soyboys
sydney is all ethnics
brisbane is all chad

and niggers, gooks, pakis, curries, sandniggers, coconut niggers, spaghetti niggers, potato niggers, greek pooftas, maoris, Island niggers, muslims, gaythiests, niggers........... did I say niggers?

love how the poms all fucked off to work

New meme: Jimmy Blanderson.

His name is Jimmy Anderson, but his bowling is quite bland when its not swinging. Combining the 2 gives Jimmy Blanderson

Cumgod 50

England v New South Wales (fielding only 7 players)

Fairly even contest

Someone has to pay for Ahmed's 10 kids down the street

How fast is Andershit bowling?
Also, does he look like he is gonna fake an injury soon and have a sook because he can't take another wicket?

at 4:30 in the morning?

Rather racist.

>implying you can nickoff the GOAT allrounder

goosey aint playing m8

Will Smith save Australia

Razzled

would you give your unborn child to a stranger?

No, but he's on the field

also have a passing interest in this

He already did in Independence Day m8

I'd give an unborn stranger to my child.

Is this true?

If Steve Smith was a mediocre runner he would be Steve Fifth

will smith is an american actor best known for films such as independence day and the men in black series

Most people: Noice gazza
Me, an educated gentleman: Excellent bowling Garreth

I'd give it to the dyson

never heard of the guy

Jesus fucking christ this Kwiffed advert is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Whoever made this advert and forced me to endure listening to that annoying blocked nose American narration needs to be thrown into a boiling cauldron.

Still qt

If Steve Smith liked to smell, he'd be Steve Whiff

probably not. I mean the anecdote is probably true but its hardly believable that a bloke injured with stress fractures in his back has been doing a lot of batting practice

NO CUM

>cumshit

His name is actually Nathan :)

Bit sad

Splendid delivery Nathan

Noooo

back to gender imbalance pajeet

youd be hard pressed to find a poo to marry and theyre on every street corner

havent wanked in 4 days lads

Scoring a century at grade level is like a professional boxer getting in a fight with his mum

>cummins
Shoulde be goins

i want every casual to fuck off right now
if you werent here for pakistan in west indies i will never accept you

>no One Nation candidate in my electorate

cummies is gonnies

Can't stop pissing, lads

what are you saving it for?

>NUMBINGS

oh for fuck sake I pop to the loo for a minute and miss it

>implying i care about other nations cricket matches
Australia or bust m8 and only matches that on free to air telly

>cummed

HAZELBINGA!!!!!
Run a ball century inc lads

ahh the english have finally turned up

time for a poo
but i think it will be over by the time I'm done

gf

>now you know why the Indians....

Can't blame the guy for watching his home nation

The Taylor Swift song Gorgeous really makes me want to just hug Taylor tightly and make her happy lads
how can i do it lads

84 days for me.

Prepare for smuth to go bezerk

hazleshit will fuck this up

should be #11 tbqh

>how can i do it lads

get drunk and make fun of the way she talks

this Smith knows it is time to unleash and get a quick 350 for the team and hope into bowl for the last 15-20 overs of the day
She talks fine lad. I just want her to be happy and would complete me if i was the one to do it

Idolizing and fantasizing about actors and musicians is probably the most low level pea brained conglomerate brainwashed piss ant thing a human can do you're ether of kys

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>having any cricket at all on free to air television (TV licence excluded)

That Magellan ad succinctly summarising how the average latte sipping numale Australian is bringing this nation to its knees

Didn't Lyon avoid getting out the entire Ashes last time it was in Australia?

Second this.