/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #19 - This is the first England XI with all players born in England since 2003

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more like poocket

>15 posts early

>all England players
>bloke named Dawid who still answers questions with "Ya"
>a literal terrorist

Who do you think you're fooling mate...

>kermits arsehole

Cricket is gay lol

My choice of attire to the polling booth

-t. Ahmed

trash

>"Steve Smith is a legendary captain"

Razzled

would be so fun if we chuck this thread and post in /hoc/ instead
they won't know what hit them

Smoths fans the same ABDV fans from 4 years ago- Quintessential fair-weather casuals

LMAOOOOOO gottem!

I'm back lads. I have had sufficient rest and am looking to put some Aussies into counseling. You ready lads? The shit posting will be brutal

>A Pook
>M Pooman
>J Poonce
>J Poot
>D Poolan
>M Pooli
>J Poostow
>C Pookes
>S Pooad
>J Poo
>J Pooderson

a scathing deconstruction

I laughed at that more than I should have.....

now that's podracing

where were you when Australia lost their touch?

poorious

1. Ban all posters that aren't from India or England
2. More discussion about the cricket we play in real life, and helping each other to improve
3. Less tripfags, ironic or not.
4. More ebik banter, rather than copypastas
5. Meme spouting stops unless it is actually relevant, enough of Brown doge xD and >Cock etc unless its deserved.
6. Finding funny cricket stories like Panesar pissing on bouncers
7. Discussing intricate details of the game like field placements and bowling variations
8. Positing attractive women, such as that Seth Afrikan spinner qtp2t Lune Suus.

.....

9001. ask Goose to make a comeback
90001. People reply to posters not from these two nations
9000001. Giving attention to pseudotrips.

Feel free to add your own suggestions, but remember this is official :)

small village folk somewhere north of sydney btfoing the entire city of poo peeland on their home paddock. absolutely poothetic display from a poothetic country

>remember to poo in loo

> More discussion about the cricket we play in real life

Does anyone play cricket outside of India IRL nowadays?

Lads. Toilet

>J Poot
Gets me everytime

stop posting

if aussies spent half the time they do making poo puns playing cricket they wouldn't be (this) embaressed

youtube.com/watch?v=4EpNuiNauH0

Who likes my fresh beats

holy.... I'm screaming with laughter

poodracing

REAL NEW THREAD:

when the government changes
about time for the once in a decade Indo-Pak series desu

>threadcunt BTFO

>not thread counter
wasn't gonna migrate anyway

>England beat Tonga
>make It about NZ

RENT-FREE

Poo Smith has a batting average of low ranking Brit from the golden era of Cricket

>2/17

>skittled england's tail with elite bodyline strategy
>had faith batting with the tail while /cric/ casuals wanted him to hog the strike
Sounds pretty elite to me

You lads fancy a wank?

Reddit is seething that england didn't let the coconuts win lol

I approve

-t. Kumar

sumo lads
vaughnlive.tv/sherming9

Aussies so mad by this post they create their own containment thread
gr8 work

What's for dinner lads?

Chilli and rice
In for a great shit tomorrow lads

kfc

anyway to change it so i have an aussie flag? im a sports teacher named Liam and I'm doing a year in England which will inevitably be the rest of my life when I realise I'm coaching the next golden era cricketers

>wants to contain the bants in another thread because he can't handle it

Absolutely buttfrustrated

you're shitting me

REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE CORRECT NEW THREAD:

I'm one hundred poocent serious.

no counter no posting

Stop posting

F*CK OFF M8
This is the best thread ever
God Bless OP

I'm talking about the Hyundai A-League you neanderthals

Is that a local rugby league?

Don't know what that is

>p-please post in m-my thread
Fucks sakes have some dignity lad

I think it's the NZ version of County Cricket.

post more please. just the right amount of wrinkle to please my dinkle

seething pooriously about creating new threads early is autism as well
probably worse

hope you're all watching the sumo to see based hakuho win another trophy

when will BSAs notice us

Brave lad

...

yeah, that's why we win every fantasy cricket league ever played

Which is the official thread?

>Being autistic
>Winning fantasy cricket leagues
Not the best trade off lad

pathetic attempts at bumping a ded thread
early thread autist is literally seething at the moment

the one with the threadcunt

miss the original threadcounter/hollyposter lads

I don't know what constitutes a champion fantasy cricket player but I don't think it's something to be proud of.
Also:
>says he wont go into thread
>lurks anyway
>so autistic he can't help but reply

wonder if he had a schizophrenic attack and jumped off of the window

nearly there lads, can I get a "nice"?

>in the year of our lord 2017

ni-

a good statistician and mathematician
little bit knowledge of cricket won't hurt either

only one more match before hakuho my friends

>almost in the 2018th year of our holy lord and saviour
>still playing that game rather than World of Warcraft Legion
Shiggy

Honestly want to race mix with every race tbqh

>Pure autism

>someone with nothing better to do than pour throw statistics

...

Same lad

>playing WoW past BC

That's a lot of honesty.

...

Sydney Lara should be in there lad

old school runescape is /cric/ approved vidya

Goosey doesn't play Runescape anymore, mate.

are there are any fit abo slags

No, see Same category.

Was it autism?

just woke up lads
ADORE my drunken naps and doing whatever the fuck I want, I guess this is what having an unlimited amount of money is like but all the time
Can honestly say I have been studying test cricket for 15 years and Smith is in my all-time xi. Steve Smith is basically the merriwether post pavilion of batsmen when you think about it, that’s how modern and influential he is with his pioneering stump defying technique

How can someone who looks so normie be such an autistic child

Nice you lunatic. How are the Aussie servers?

Yearly reminder that Don Statpadwoman was a draft-dodging coward