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making a thread before the mex edition

USA USA

Someone help me

is there anything more comfy than listening to Nujabes in the rain?

みさ

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>hey bb, wha're you doing?

"goodbye"

>there's one jap girl at my uni
>she's a 2/10 at best

it's not fair bros

Wrong

>Nujabes
Patrician choice

seriously though how can other girls even dare to compete?

>ywn be a swiss weeb

>tons of chinks at my uni
>none are my gf

life is unfair cumrade

by having a large chest

jus b 4self

tfw no gf

what did she say?

Reminder to not join the military

as an autist with no interests other than videogames and shitposting, that's not going to work

tfw no income

why do intelligent people prefer tits over ass

"kys autist"

reminder early generals are subject to deletion

>having a large chest

*ass over tits

why are people attracted to lumps of fat?

Because they're not gay

>why are people attracted to lumps of fat?

Ass men are mature.
Tits boys are juvenile.

how about you gtfo from my modern civilization world, since pratically all great geniouses and pioneers in math, phylosophy and science were not straight?

And I'm not even homosexual, just because your retarded brain can't comprehend more complex things than "ugh ugh round shaped big bobs ugh so hot me horny gib me bussy to neanderdal man" that doesn't mean that all men, especially if intellectually prosperous such as me, have to share your very same mesoproterozoic tastes

>being attracted to eggs

white women look too butch

>not being attracted to these

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>since pratically all great geniouses and pioneers in math, phylosophy and science were not straight?

>yeah, i did in fact make post number 79907377

>see black woman
>fantasize about impregnating her

the ghph

i got a chuckle

Aristotle was gay

Yoga pants and various leggings are the modern rainbow, in the biblical sense

>get a roommate
>his girlfriend moves in with us
>they break up after a little over a year
>roommate moves out
>his ex didn't
>now it's just me and his ex

its illegal to own too much sugar in Britain

lol

What are your predictions for the 2020 census?

>Bought San Andreas on steam
>can't play it because gaben

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Lots of muh huritage MENA

are you two going to fuck

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NEED a slice of cheesecake right now

NEED a girlfriend right now

Hopefully
She has a nice ass

>m-master race
>gabe our s-saint and saviour of gaming

If it's north of 50% I'll be suprised

They might be like 1-2% tops

idk I just can't play it
the game doesn't start
It says it's going to but it doesn't
I payed for nothing

why do people buy listerine to get drunk?

Shit computer? Some games don't run on windows 10 anymore. Check the steam forums?

It's cheap and non regulated?

you can do that?

but I can play Vice city and others
probably s.a is the line I can't cross
Plus I was actually able to play just once with no problem the first time I tried after buying it
But after that, nothing

It's raining

the head chef at a kitchen I used to work at would do it all the time. He'd pour it all in some metal cylinder for mixing eggs then make me clean it out when he was done chugging it.

nasty stuff

>not wanting to maintain dental hygiene and get drunk

accidentally drank from the piss bottle again

cool

you haven't been recued yet?!

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I don't live in Mexico City :/

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that looks like guanajuato or a touristic area in central mex

/dead/

i drank half theboittle and im feelijng it boys

/dead/

Buds we have to stop the jews

drink the other half

/rip/

Reminder to be nice to Cara

Correct

who?

i'm uncomfortable

Kys

is pubg worth it?

is it?

no

need an anime that simulates having friends. not vapid shit like k-on though

yes

me too

yes

just play persona

wrong

no

umm sweaty im not a console peasant

its a faze, will die in a couple more months

>6,457,325 words essay due tomorrow before 5AM
>only have my name written

I already put my full name already, I'm out of ideas.

WAT DO

>faze

About to drown desu

i-i was doing something else, please dont make fun of me

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