Everybody is having fun in a thread

>everybody is having fun in a thread
>murrican enters a thread
>fun immediately ruined

Can murricans like go away already?

Then stop using an american site

>make a light banter post to joke about americans, all in a friendly chilly mood
>american takes it too seriously and begins to be offensive

you just proved his point. thread ruined

Sup Forums is an English langauge Japanese otaku hobby discussion site, owned by a Japanese. Fuck off scum.

>banter an american
>IRRELEVANT YUROPOOR CALIPHATE YOU'RE NOT WHITE YOU WOULD ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW IF IT WASNT FOR US WE COULD NUKE YOU IN A SINGLE DAY GOD BLESS AMERICA AMEN

Epic just epic

>use electricity (invented by an American)
>to operate the American internet
>wherein you access an American website
>that exclusively speaks American English
>to discuss American culture and politics
>with a userbase that is almost entirely composed of Americans
>and proceed to complain about America
>the country that is singularly responsible for every modern comfort in your greedy, ungrateful, parasitic life

We will get what we deserve one day

>YUROPOOR CALIPHATE
some european countries you are right but fucking sweden?

stfu lol

americans are the best posters, mexishits literally ruin every single thread, every single time they have to start talking about their fucking country in a thread that wasn't even related to them

>>that exclusively speaks American English
>>to discuss American culture and politics
Factually wrong

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYTHING I DISLIKE IS AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE NON-AMERICANS ARE SO SMART AND FUNNY
this happens way too often

>go out to eat at mexico's favourite restaurant on his birthday
>invite america because he is lonely
>waiter goes "what would you like to order?"
>mexico boy smiles and say "i'd like th-" as america interrupts yelling at the waiter for what he wants
>"a-america.. i cannot afford all that please cancel your order"
>"oh why??? because your socialist shithole is giving all their money to muslim refugees?!?!?!"
>"n-no.. i.."
>t. admed muhammed !!! don't forget we saved your ass so let me eat whatever i want, this is america!
>runs into bathroom crying with mexico boy following me
>"don't cry denmark, he didn't mean it! his country is collapsing and he's in denial so he just takes it out on you......"
>get to my seat and start eating
>america gets a heart attack
>call 911
>paramedics rush in
>shoot america with a gun
>dies
>"we're going to charge you for that"
>go bowling with mexico
>best bday ever!

Why do Americans talk about the achievements of their country like they did it themselves. I love the smart Americans but there's no comparison between the average dumbfuck American and the geniuses and important Americans.

shut up Kevin.

BASED
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FPBP

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>omg I HATE Americans >:(
>I know, let me spend my time browsing an American website

Why do foreigners do this?

Never seen anyone acts like them.
Never seen a British guy saying "you should stop using the world wide web" just because some British guy created it

americans are second only to le*fs for worst posters, but there are some really good ameriposters

t. andres, 16 años, mira youtubers mexicanos y usa palabras como "wey" y "no mames" en su vocabulatio

>Sup Forums
>american

>being this delusional

Because we """hate""" the average dumbass American not the create-good-shit americans.

Same reason we go on our about muh heritage. We have no traditions. Everything about our culture is globalized and commodified.

>Mexichodes

Nicely done.

This entire board is fuckin lame. I dont see Mexicans or Brazilians or anybody really, making non-general threads with more than a smattering of replies.

You all suck and are wasting your lives, unless youre a third worlder in which case you never had a life to waste, but instead youre wasting your "alive-time".

lol

If you hate us then why don't you kill us?

I made one yesterday that got 118 replies :DDD

I don't hate you. That's why I put it in quotation marks. I just find the average american poster on Sup Forums extremely obnoxious (brazilians too)

you started a ruined thread

don't forget that they spend a lot of time mastering american language before they can even post here

Did making that thread impact your alive-time in any meaningful way? Youre wasting it.

Why dont you, whatever your first name is, you, go out and be the first Brazilian to do something really cool. You can do ot, I see you sitting there and I know you can. You have hidden reserves of inner strength I can sense through the internet. Go. Do that amazing thing.

most threads on Sup Forums are somehow related to america

fuck off back to /cum/, fake danish s/cum/bag

*English language
Remember the English language is spoken natively in:
>England
>Wales
>Scotland
>Ireland
>Australia
>New Zealand
And used as a lingua franca throughout the world.

but the british guy didn't create anything
american guy did
you are posting in english and therefore praising america

realize that there are 100x more americans than any other flags on Sup Forums. what do you expect

When was the last time you listened to a song from new zealand or watched a movie from Wales.

American is the lingua franca of earth because you foreign devils cant stop consuming our media, regardless of its quality, because youre all weak-willed 3rd worlders who have nothin better to do with their alive-time than to throw proverbial rocks at the American throne.

dude i am shitposting.

like i said, there are a lot more americans on Sup Forums so there are a lot more burger shitposters and the average poster on int is shit. shit

I might haven't watched a movie from Wales but one of my favorite actors is from there: Christian Bale

You would have a point if you were talking to another foreigner because I consume media from a lot of countries. The last movie I watched was from Iceland.

No.

You got a problem with it, Pedro? Come over here and say it to my face instead of behind a computer screen.

>dude i am shitposting.
I know, man. I just countered it by taking it literally :D

:D alright, you are a good brazilian poster

I love sincereposting

Thank you. You're a good poster too.

>compliment an american on the beautiful nature in the U.P
>still calls me a mountain jew

Ameribear?

Please don't roleplay as countries.
I don't like it

t. Bruce

'Murrican just can't take social cues

>singularly responsible for every modern comfort
having morbidly obese people because of processed food isn't comfort

Day of Yellow Stone when?

American culture is exceptionalism, period. There is nothing else. America has culture, but there is no "American" culture. Nothing actually unites everyone in this country - no common history (since most of us weren't here for most of it), no common blood, no common identity - except the exceptionalism of >muh freedoms and being #1 at a lot of things.