>Be Brad Pitt >Have women constantly clammering to be pumped and dumped by me. >take a break from pounding 18 year old supermodel pussy all day. >Marry Prime Jennifer Aniston. >Fuck her for a while and spend that sweet sweet Friends money. >notice she's getting old decide to have an affair with my prime Angelina Jolie. >marry Jolie and bang her until her tits fall off >notice she's getting old decide to divorce.
How can one man be so based, who's he going to marry next??
>pounding 18 year old supermodel >53 year old Brad Pitt No, you fucking reatard, he's not fucking children.
Logan Phillips
18 year olds are not children
Brandon Lewis
4u
Jason Peterson
>being alimony justed >based
lmao
David Wright
Not an argument.
Cameron Cruz
he gets too much plastic surgery done. it's the same with leo. these guys could age gracefully like keeanu or cage but want so desperately to not be the old Jack Nicholson playboy types that they're going to end up like the bogdanoffs
Lucas Evans
he looked old in Moneyball
Isaac Gonzalez
could you imagine what their children would look like? dam, so cute.
Gavin Russell
I know this is likely bait, but let's set the record straight...
Brad Pitt transcends the alpha-beta paradigm. The guy is a super-mega-ultra-alpha. When you're in his league, you don't even have to maintain "alpha" pretensions. The world is yours.
Imagine walking down the street and knowing any woman you look at will go moist instantly. Even the most forthright, loyal, happily married women would gladly sacrifice their family lives to fuck you just once. Even a glance would fill them with validation and be remembered as a highlight of their lives.
Pitt is so off-the-charts alpha that he's probably bored with it. The things he says and does make no sense to people like you and me. We still have brass rings we want to grab. Pitt has gotten them all, and he's probably drifted into a strange form of insanity.
For all we know, the guy flies to Taiwan and fucks kids dressed as firemen. Maybe the guy gets off by fucking animals on the endangered species list. He grew tired of pussy so long ago that his tastes have likely grown ever more bizarre and gourmet.
The guy could simply say the word, and an army of 10/10 women would volunteer to be his live-in slave for fuck's sake.
The guy is way beyond alpha.
Matthew Kelly
>way beyond alpha >spent a decade raising a brood of niglets because his wife demanded it
Hmm.
Andrew Sanchez
Why would he care? He only saw them for photo ops He has the money Free publicity Do you really think Brad spent his days changing Tyrone's diapers? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jacob Taylor
And yet, he still somehow won the exchange.
Aaron Watson
Brad is beta af. He is deniro tier boring.
Blake Wilson
He still looks fucking great though, only thing is, I've noticed when he puts on weight it seems to go straight to his face.
Ryder Brooks
she hasn't changed one fucking bit :3
Gabriel Hall
>>marry Jolie and bang her until her tits fall off keked
Elijah Rodriguez
pretty entertaining narrative, op
has absolutely no basis in reality of course, reminds me a lot of Sup Forums
Ryan Reed
that's why Goop is superior
Samuel Baker
I can't stand Jennifer Anniston, but her jewish aging genes are superior to Brad's. He fucked up. She hasn't aged since friends.
Ayden Bennett
She looks terrible though... Her mouth barely moves.
Jason Foster
female Dorian Grey
Jack Long
those no panties dresses always stimulate my imagination
Juan Gutierrez
This is right desu, One of America's most beloved and high paid actors. Has been in the zone for decades after his big break, he deserves to be atop the mountain but like you said that comes with it's own curse, to be at that level for so long, simple pleasures that we might enjoy are trivial to them. We care about how much money we save/make or sex gets but he's probably wondering which company he wants to invest for anti aging or prolonging life. What else is there when you have fuck u money and power/fame?
Nolan Jackson
>>Brad Pitt transcends the alpha-beta paradigm. The guy is a super-mega-ultra-alpha. When you're in his league, you don't even have to maintain "alpha" pretensions. The world is yours. only betas believe that alpha men are men who give easily oragasms to numerous women and impose their will on other men
Levi Harris
>focusing on alpha qualities >he's actually a good, compassionate guy that people who care about alphas hate
Easton Kelly
>superior to Brad's idk, he looked 30 for like 20 years
I'd say he's doing fine
Landon Cook
He wasted 12 years of his life raising nigglets with Skeletor. Not even my life is that shit.
Kevin Robinson
YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS AN EXCHANGE!
Luis Cox
...
Liam Scott
Can't really tell if real hair or JUST shopped in
Jayden Carter
>reatard op said he did that before he married J.Aniston, retard
Liam Ross
>no panties
Nathaniel Long
kek, Pitt makes the JUST hair look good
Isaac Wright
Brad stop posting go back to bed with your flat as a board wife
Ayden Perry
how the fuck didn't I know her body was so perfect
Xavier Lopez
Goop was my waifu in the late 90s
Christian Thompson
moar pls
Oliver Wright
Kys
Lucas Cox
Why does he look so much like Steven Tyler in this picture?
Hudson Williams
f.lewd.se/B7H01r.webm
Thomas Morales
it's just not fair.
why did i have to be born a fugly autist? i'm in my thirties and kissless. why does life hate me?
>husbando dump
Nathaniel Carter
...
Ian Powell
Pitt had a lot of acne scars when he was younger tho
Sebastian Hill
90's brad was literal god tier
Kayden Wood
that's kind of stretching to say it counts against him. if you're handsome enough minor imperfectiions become 'character and charm building'
my whole life, on the other hand, is one big acne scar.
Samuel Robinson
If you've ever "changed waifus" or ever had more than one, then you've never actually had a waifu. A waifu is about love, something you immature Sup Forumsfags don't understand.
Ryan Hall
imagine being so good looking that the success of films, hundreds of millions of dollars, can be ensured by your mere casting?
I'm so ugly that when a film crew was making a documentary about the factory i work at, my boss made me sign a release because they knew i wouldn't want to be filmed and would sue for exposing me to the ridicule of being in a movie.
Andrew Bailey
Connected earlobes. >ewww
Jonathan Ross
...
Alexander Cook
Since he your husbando Here is he banging my first waifu
Mason Morris
she got married, had kids and started doing obscure indie movies by the mid 00s
Angel Roberts
...
Gabriel Martinez
the Bogdanovs have growth hormone disorders. they don't look like that because of surgery.
Oliver Myers
>smoking wouldn't fuck 0/10
Gabriel Russell
pretty sure he banged jill shoelen, who i had a boner for in cutting class
>dating as in, getting cucked by and taken money away by?
Levi Foster
>marrying Gwyneth "Seven Limes" Paltrow I'd say he dodged a bullet. Then he took one with Jolie.
Robert Watson
based mel doing it again
Aiden Kelly
...
Matthew Brooks
Brad Pitt is literally becoming Tristan Ludlow. With every woman around him falling heads over heels and most men looking up to him, but he refuses to settle down for long despite having the world in his palm.
Andrew Myers
Kek, he's kinda a bitchboy irl. Also he's dumb as a box of rocks.
An alpha is leo. Not some dicklet that marries overbearing cunts that lead him around on a leash and spend all his money on orphan shitskin guttertrash like pitt.
Oliver Nelson
>no pussy stain on the underwear
Gabriel Rivera
>women dating old men because of easy money >HURR DURR BASED
I didn't know this board approved golddigging whores.
Eli Carter
>Bear wrestling when?
Isaac Torres
How did Sup Forums like Allied?
I thought it was pretty good desu.
Isaac James
>my boss made me sign a release because he knew i was autistic and have serious mental issues.
fixed
Logan Miller
Leo is better in any way >cutie >never married >bang super models all day but... >...dream and love one waifu his whole life >love his mom
Tyler Young
This
Nathan Taylor
>This whole fucking post
Cameron Morgan
why is everyone hating gwyneth?
Daniel Williams
its pedowood he most certainly is
Thomas Richardson
>marrying a spoilt princess
Christopher Carter
>im the only one that fucking recognizes this pasta fucking newfag tourists everywhere these days, jesus christ
Liam Anderson
>who's he going to marry next a girl name ali
ali mony
Angel Taylor
...
Brayden Roberts
Gibs rundown pls?
Gavin Bennett
I want Sup Forums to leave
also kys op
Liam Bailey
They were black.
aint gonna be visible without close inspections anyway
Justin Hughes
>the boy who cried Sup Forums Die in a fire
Asher Diaz
She isn't Jewish
Xavier Richardson
>>notice she's getting old decide to divorce. She is very unstable and it was a matter of time before she really hit the deep end. Pretty soon she will be fucking her oldest son.
Parker Diaz
Mel seems he likes the brunettes
Elijah Sanders
He didn't activate his almonds.
Would have never worked out.
Isaiah Jones
You think Kate was the one who took his virginity away?
Jayden Barnes
>tfw mid/late 90s twunk Brad will never ride your dick
why fucking live
Kayden Martinez
>divorce prime Aniston and marry never-had-a-prime Meme Jolie >take care of a litter of vietnamese and ethiopian kids because Jolie is crazy >your actual children are born, Jolie feels nothing for them because she's crazy >Jolie chops her tits off >you no longer like pretending to care for the gooks and the niggers you raised, she notices and divorces you >she sues you for A L I M O N Y >she starts banging the older vietnamese gook she calls "son" >meanwhile, Aniston is as fuckable as ever, and miles ahead of the hungry titless skellington with an international litter of third-worlders on her back