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Master of the swarm (me) edition.

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australian choons

What a shitty thread

claiming this thread for USA

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What species of animals or insects do you think are really aliens from another world? Cockroaches could be a candidate giving how they can supposedly survive nuclear radiation, spiders are from another planet without a doubt, even Tolkien thought they were other worldly. I'm also going to toss in ants or bees or wasps. There's something not natural about them.

>complaining housemates are making noise

bore off

HALT

not a single pixel

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are u high or just a moron

going to take a shit then have a wank
then fags
then sleep

HE SAY YOU BRADE RUNNAH

What year were you last happy lads?

new one's going to be a commercialized piece of garbage. they're just making it for money, not bc anyone had a stroke of inspiration for a movie

so thirsty rn I could easily put down 2 litres of juice

The holocaust happened but not on the scale reported.
It was probably only bankers and other business owners and Jews guilty of corrupting german society that were killed.
I have no reason to believe Germany wanted to exterminate us all, especially since they agreed on the haavara agreement why would they propose something like that and then exterminate us? The camps were probably for re-allocating us to Israel after the war

last time i downed some class a

looks pretty good t b h

i'll torrent it

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Palestine has only declared war on Israel once.
And they haven't recently lost land to war it's from illegal settlements that even the UN says is a violation of human rights
un.org/press/en/2016/sc12657.doc.htm
I'm not Sup Forums I'm an ex-Jew converted to christianity because I dislike zionism and believe Yesus was the messiah.
Also Sup Forums dislikes Jews more than muslims and say that the islam problem is caused by Jews causing trouble in the ME and funding terrorist groups via Mossad.
Yes there is
Was I talking to you with those paragraphs, didn't think I was goy

I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches
Gimme a fat slut that cooks and does dishes

> (Cross-thread)
Palestine has only declared war on Israel once.
And they haven't recently lost land to war it's from illegal settlements that even the UN says is a violation of human rights
un.org/press/en/2016/sc12657.doc.htm
(Cross-thread)
I'm not Sup Forums I'm an ex-Jew converted to christianity because I dislike zionism and believe Yesus was the messiah.
Also Sup Forums dislikes Jews more than muslims and say that the islam problem is caused by Jews causing trouble in the ME and funding terrorist groups via Mossad.
(You) (Cross-thread)
Yes there is
(You)
Was I talking to you with those paragraphs, didn't think I was goy

hello nigger

Reading about the 1956 Hungarian revolution
The number of Jews involved is ridiculous

Everything I said was the truth, goy

Problem?

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Muhammad Brilliantly Exposed By Sam Harris and Joe Rogan

Can finally tick off "black girl" from my list of groups I've engaged in intercourse with

that's as fat as i would be willing to go

i was a goy all along

No you can't
Enjoy dying a virgin lol

absolutely nothing gay about a handsome lad called 'Bender'

feel like this is the overall mentality that men begin to take on as they age

yeah some skinny slag would be nice but at the end of the day how much good are they if they ain't cookin and keepin yo home nice

>Why yes, I do indeed listen to music featuring guitars

been listening solely to rap the last few days

feel lazy, stupid, violent and retarded. this shit really does rot your brain

That's why you gay

feels like a nice dream, 24 hours ago I was snuggling in my bed with the most beautiful girl. we were kissing and hugging for hours, it was true bliss.

women are just fucking disgusting, I don't see how anyone could disagree with this

Saw Garden of the words, almost cried tbqh

Debate me

>be lonely and desperate
>get introduced to weeb girl
>hardly a looker but not a fatty
>decide to try and go for it
>get a bit friendly, go out a couple of times
>turns out she draws, has some pics online
>shares the gallery but warns me it's "naughty stuff"
>prepare for a wank
>two thirds of it is borderline guro shit

Should I be worried?

>33
is that supposed to be a lot?

33 more than the average person on Sup Forums gets
I don't even swipe left on all of them

did victoria really fuck a poo

Neither do I, I have the same amount but I wouldn't brag about it lmao

How'd that go?
Did you call her a nigger?

It's called hip-hop and anyone that has listened to it knows this so I doubt you've ever heard one non-mainstream rap song in your life you destroyed my dimensional gyroscope stabilizer and nuclear magnetic hardening ferrous sulfate and anti-nuclear radiation five nuclear explosion of ultra-clear resolution 33300ppi retina plus ips full fit screen super Strong perpetual motion-driven mechanical omentum and anti-solar black-ion radiation containing gold, silver, copper, iron, zinc, calcium, sodium, potassium, magnesium, gong, lead, tungsten, rhenium, chrome steel, a variety of metal-stabilized cosmic matter, superluminal angle changes, dual-engine military grade rocket propeller, Quality balance of super explosion-proof anti-blind universe titanium high-density pure krypton diamond Zijin bowl gold eye with this post.

Look at these lyrics and tell me they aren't genius

How'd I let it go this far?
It happens faster than you could ever think
From always and forever to never again in less than a blink
The river runs until it's dry
But I die spitting my last drip into it's mouth to keep it alive
Long drives, wide eyes, and your smiling face
You dance I drink, let's waste the night away
They say you always know right away
But you can't foresee your sand being pulled into the sea under a tidal wave

I don't even use tinder but I have something like 2000 matches

>extraordinary true story
Sounds a fake story desu

Yeah
She also wanted me to choke her

>you arrive in /brit/

eminem has the biggest vocabulary in music according to the Guinness book of records :)

Business idea, go to Japan to find a 27to depressed woman

>choke
disgusting

>he brosis Sup Forums

its so easy in Asia to be fair
I keep getting notifications that I have dozens of them and super likes waiting

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what game

hmmm interesting

Yakuza 2

You're not wrong

hello virgin. women love to be choked
I don't like hip-hop but those lyrics are pure poetry. Okay that guy is pretty good, I like this and he's not some nigger, first hip-hop song I have ever liked. Sounds like a rock song though and spoken word poetry

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Why is that scene in the game lel

>that gold chain
yeah that's pretty gay

>tinder in asia

they want your passport you dumb wypipo

they aren't genius

want to sleep on my back but too scared of sleep paralysis

>virgin
I have some issues about sex please respect my problems

Very very few would actually want to relocate to a foreign country and leave their families.

I simply cannot force myself to for even 1 nanosecond to believe in the blatant unrealism that is theistic belief. It is simply incomprehensible to me.

If there were a God, certainly it's an evil an deceptive God.

trust me m8 it happens laying on your side, and while laying on your stomach
t. sleep paralysis sufferer for my whole life

luckily it happens so rarely it can be years between with the most it happened to me being maybe once or twice in one year, and once the next. If it happens with you, just hold your breath until your body realizes your breathing has changed (very quickly) and you'll be out of it.

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>A wedding photoshoot in Canada took an unexpectedly dramatic turn as the groom leapt into a river to save a little boy from drowning.

>With no thought for his suit, Mr Cook jumped into the water and pulled the young boy on to the shore.

I may have been awake for 3 days straight but something about this bothers me. Are they trying to say someone wouldn't stand and watch a child drown because they had expensive clothes on? I saw my baby cousin drowning in the bath once but i couldn't do anything because I had a king size rizla and half a fag in my pocket

dropped your gay card

just spent a good 20mins trying to find this qts youtube channel, couldnt even bring myself to watch it

Respect the Labour party you cunt

still thinking about the cute ginger Chinese girl with freckles

do your parents know youre gay

what is wrong with Americans?

I don't think with my cock. That's just where my brain is.

i say this as a bach fan and someone who doesnt like rap that they are pretty intelligent and it's beautiful poetry the likes you'd see in the renaissance period.
anyone that doesnt know how to swim deserves to drown

woah...

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Not at all

>2017
>not being a misanthrope

>anyone that doesnt know how to swim deserves to drown

excellent theory they should've tested it out on you when you were 3 years old to see how accurate it is

always chuckle when I come across a Jewish reddit account and it's 99% sjw leftist shite

>anyone that doesnt know how to swim deserves to drown

simple darwinism

>a bach fan
damn that's really clever and cool woah

niggas post something already

The Mozart effect can refer to:

A set of research results indicating that listening to Mozart's music may induce a short-term improvement on the performance of certain kinds of mental tasks known as "spatial-temporal reasoning;"[1]

he is right lad

better let them know then

weed makes you smarter

>not having listened to every bach piece recorded
you are a fucking pleb

anime

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

Classical music listeners are the most intelligent music fans though. There is no other genre as technical as classical music and I remember reading a study that showed that listening to it increases your cognition while you listen to it

If you take into account Jewish demographics; predominantly urban, upper-middle class, educated, diaspora, it's overwhelmingly likely any random Jewish individual will be left-wing.

Unlike, say, Muslims, or Blacks, or Whites.