Ur mum walks into the kitchen and drops down pic related

>ur mum walks into the kitchen and drops down pic related
>"user, i'm so tired tonight, can you do the pork for dinner?"
how do you prepare it?

score the skin and cover in salt, bake for a few hours then cut into slices, if the skin hasnt gone to crackle remove it and bake it alone for a little longer

Throw it away and purchase some beef

also microwave some brocoli, peas and carrots in a steamer for a little and mash some potatoes
put some apple sauce on the pork

>chop the pork up
>fry briefly until golden brown
>start up a pot with boiling water
>add onions, mushrooms, pepper, salt & herbs
>boil on low heat for 10 minutes, add fried pork
>lower the heat and put on lid
>start peeling potatoes, cut them into dice like cubes
>add them to the pot
>also butter, real butter
>glass of port as well
>let it sit and slowly boil for about 40 minutes on low temp
>add some cream when you take it off the stove
There ya go. Keeps you warm and full all day.

>ur mum walks into the kitchen
nice dream

my mom wouldn't bring home pork in the first place since it's haram

HAHAHAHA

This

This is literally how bachelors feed themselves in our country
Meat and three veg is a basic life skill

chop it
chop 4-5 onions
put all together in pot with some olive oil or lard
let it heath for a bit
chop some garlig and put it too
put some tomato puree
salt, pepper, paprika, oregano or savory
let it cook some more and im done

easy as fuck and tastes like heaven, i do it every time im too lazy to cook something harder

>how do you prepare it
bitch if my mom ain't cooking we have pizza for dinner

yes yes good goyim don't eat pork! also be sure to circumsize all your male children!

>pork

I don't cuz pork is not kosher

Rub some salt in. Roast a couple of hours with some taters that I've boiled.

Save the water from the taters and boil some veggies (leafy greens work best for stock) and make some gravy with the drippings and veggie stock.

Post the pic of said pork to Sup Forums under the guise of it being a way to discuss how various countries prepare it but in reality I'd just want a tasty easy recipe to make my mom proud.

That's just me though.

>to make my mom proud
i hope you both die of cancer next year

What's wrong Ivan? Mother never of givings u loves or foods?

i have sex with my sister

Ossobuco

Chop it up, brown the chunks, and use it to make green chili. I miss NM.

>Return it and buy some beef instead
>Score/gouge beef marinade beef in rice vinegar and soy sauce for an hour
>Spinkle on onion powder, garlic, chilli powdee and herbs
>Fry in skillet with butter and carmelized onions and a few shrimps
>Serve with brown rice, broccoli, lemon, butter and sriracha, IPA, lemon water, and salad with white vinegar based dressing

I don't know how to cook even the basic stuff, so no idea

That sounds awful, you hipster faggot

>cut it
>fry it with onions and carrots
>add flour to the pan and mix it
>throw a little milk and mix
>throw some beer on it
>add cheese slices
>make a beer soup with pork

It's fucking delicious. Sorry you have bad taste.

>ruining beef over getting some nice pork

>a*glo cuisine